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M0RTARP0D
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Dimensional orbiter, self-contained rage-nugget, and the ever-present ghost in your phone.

He/Him, 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Rights, 🇵🇸 Free Palestine

Fix your hearts or die.
Finally started listening to the Altered Carbon audiobook, and four chapters in it seems like the Netflix series might have been pretty faithful to the source material.
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Stomach still HORT. Send help.
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Stomach HORT.
November 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
You know.. I think it’s about time I rebuild the Zomboni.

Snow + Zombies + One really big vehicle.

I really wish there was a better UWB commander than Sydri though, since there’s no version without TN artwork.

Still, I think Demonic Junker makes a much better Zomboni than the Parhelion ever did.
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Struggling to make the last few cuts to this Fallout list. As I slowly ease back into the hobby, it’s one of the decks I want to rebuild to go along with my FF7 deck (the only deck I physically own thanks to by amazing brother).

moxfield.com/decks/mHGWeu...
Wasteland Wanderers - Commander (Preston Garvey, Minuteman)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
A feature I’m putting on my @moxfield.com wishlist is the ability to sort a deck by “tag weight”.

All the cards I’ve given 5 tags in one column, then 4 tags in another, etc.

This would make cuts easier by identifying the cards in a list that are least versatile, too niche, or have narrow use-case.
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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god's most perfect vehicle
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Me, whenever I find an under-appreciated card with a niche mechanic:
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Don't forget to check out my shop! I have mugs, stickers, and prints available and they make great gifts! When you buy from small creators that money goes directly to us instead of the mega corps so consider supporting small shops and artists this holiday season!
I'm running a holiday sale for 10% off everything in my shop till Dec 11th! I have 11 oz mugs, stickers and prints. The make great gifts!

Last day to place orders to get them in time for Christmas
US- Dec 11th
Canada and Mexico- Nov 26th
#artshop #sale #blackfriday

ko-fi.com/emmdba/link/...
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Tuktuk, but make it a Golems deck.
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Heads up to my fellow Hoosiers, police are now adding Teslas into their fleets of cruisers— both marked and unmarked.

I encountered both on my commute to work earlier.

Time to update your mental database of vehicle silhouettes to be wary of.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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i have waited YEARS for this video game.

i remember first seeing it like 10 years ago and ive waited patiently for YEARS and now its finally time, presenting TimeSplitters Rewind

ONLY ON

twitch.tv/weirdautumns
weirdautumns - Twitch
the weirdest season on twitch dot tv
twitch.tv
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Personal reminder to make Rick O’Connell as a DnD character.
a man wearing suspenders and a white shirt is looking at something
ALT: a man wearing suspenders and a white shirt is looking at something
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If I see your post on my feed and it’s like 80% hashtags, I’m selecting “Show fewer posts like this.”

If I see similar posts from the same person, I’m muting and/or blocking.

If I see it from multiple people, I’m muting individual hashtags.

All this to say that the “show fewer” option is useless.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Cooking something to scratch my continued greatsword itch.

Would also allow me to roleplay a mute character because backstory reasons and I’m a sucker for strong, silent types and find the intricacies of non-verbal communication to be interesting.
November 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Jesus fuck, YouTube. WHY would you change the feed interface to hide video titles until the thumbnail is almost entirely up the page???

I read ahead. I READ.

I don’t want to judge a video by its clickbaity thumbnail— which YOU necessitated with your shitty algorithms—

I WANT TO READ THE TITLE
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Bill Maher.

Feet first.

Into the woodchipper.
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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hey guys check this out

A PRACTICAL GUIDE TO FEMINIZING HRT (15.9k words)

pghrt.diy
A Practical Guide To Feminizing HRT
The futile attempt at answering every possible question for someone looking to trans their sex.
pghrt.diy
August 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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So did you miss those “Bloomburrow” style videos?
The newest article series I’m starting on @playedh.bsky.social is called “The Flavour of Magic” where we talk about the Ludonarrative of Magic cards and pair it with a recipe you can make at home.
Charles Cabbage
Ft:
www.playedh.com/articles/the...
The Flavor of Magic in Avatar: The Last Airbender — PlayEDH
Voiced by James Sie, the Cabbage Merchant has become known for the two-word catchphrase that he exasperatedly utters each time that his wares are destroyed: “My cabbages!”
www.playedh.com
October 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to M0RTARP0D, the Ever-Living!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Never played Dragon Quest in my life, but I want this purely for the Akira Toriyama artwork.
Dragon Quest Illustrations: 30th Anniversary Edition hardcover book is $17.68 on Amazon (49% off, 240 pages) buff.ly/bsWxzOh
Walmart buff.ly/HT7WD2Q #ad
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Apparently I picked up Covid somewhere, so that’s just fucking great right as I’m settling in to a new job.
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM