M0RTARP0D
@m0rtarp0d.bsky.social
Dimensional orbiter, self-contained rage-nugget, and the ever-present ghost in your phone.
He/Him, 🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights, 🇵🇸 Free Palestine
Fix your hearts or die.
He/Him, 🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights, 🇵🇸 Free Palestine
Fix your hearts or die.
Stomach still HORT. Send help.
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Stomach still HORT. Send help.
You know.. I think it’s about time I rebuild the Zomboni.
Snow + Zombies + One really big vehicle.
I really wish there was a better UWB commander than Sydri though, since there’s no version without TN artwork.
Still, I think Demonic Junker makes a much better Zomboni than the Parhelion ever did.
Snow + Zombies + One really big vehicle.
I really wish there was a better UWB commander than Sydri though, since there’s no version without TN artwork.
Still, I think Demonic Junker makes a much better Zomboni than the Parhelion ever did.
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
You know.. I think it’s about time I rebuild the Zomboni.
Snow + Zombies + One really big vehicle.
I really wish there was a better UWB commander than Sydri though, since there’s no version without TN artwork.
Still, I think Demonic Junker makes a much better Zomboni than the Parhelion ever did.
Snow + Zombies + One really big vehicle.
I really wish there was a better UWB commander than Sydri though, since there’s no version without TN artwork.
Still, I think Demonic Junker makes a much better Zomboni than the Parhelion ever did.
A feature I’m putting on my @moxfield.com wishlist is the ability to sort a deck by “tag weight”.
All the cards I’ve given 5 tags in one column, then 4 tags in another, etc.
This would make cuts easier by identifying the cards in a list that are least versatile, too niche, or have narrow use-case.
All the cards I’ve given 5 tags in one column, then 4 tags in another, etc.
This would make cuts easier by identifying the cards in a list that are least versatile, too niche, or have narrow use-case.
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
A feature I’m putting on my @moxfield.com wishlist is the ability to sort a deck by “tag weight”.
All the cards I’ve given 5 tags in one column, then 4 tags in another, etc.
This would make cuts easier by identifying the cards in a list that are least versatile, too niche, or have narrow use-case.
All the cards I’ve given 5 tags in one column, then 4 tags in another, etc.
This would make cuts easier by identifying the cards in a list that are least versatile, too niche, or have narrow use-case.
Tuktuk, but make it a Golems deck.
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Tuktuk, but make it a Golems deck.
Heads up to my fellow Hoosiers, police are now adding Teslas into their fleets of cruisers— both marked and unmarked.
I encountered both on my commute to work earlier.
Time to update your mental database of vehicle silhouettes to be wary of.
I encountered both on my commute to work earlier.
Time to update your mental database of vehicle silhouettes to be wary of.
November 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Heads up to my fellow Hoosiers, police are now adding Teslas into their fleets of cruisers— both marked and unmarked.
I encountered both on my commute to work earlier.
Time to update your mental database of vehicle silhouettes to be wary of.
I encountered both on my commute to work earlier.
Time to update your mental database of vehicle silhouettes to be wary of.
Cooking something to scratch my continued greatsword itch.
Would also allow me to roleplay a mute character because backstory reasons and I’m a sucker for strong, silent types and find the intricacies of non-verbal communication to be interesting.
Would also allow me to roleplay a mute character because backstory reasons and I’m a sucker for strong, silent types and find the intricacies of non-verbal communication to be interesting.
November 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Cooking something to scratch my continued greatsword itch.
Would also allow me to roleplay a mute character because backstory reasons and I’m a sucker for strong, silent types and find the intricacies of non-verbal communication to be interesting.
Would also allow me to roleplay a mute character because backstory reasons and I’m a sucker for strong, silent types and find the intricacies of non-verbal communication to be interesting.
Jesus fuck, YouTube. WHY would you change the feed interface to hide video titles until the thumbnail is almost entirely up the page???
I read ahead. I READ.
I don’t want to judge a video by its clickbaity thumbnail— which YOU necessitated with your shitty algorithms—
I WANT TO READ THE TITLE
I read ahead. I READ.
I don’t want to judge a video by its clickbaity thumbnail— which YOU necessitated with your shitty algorithms—
I WANT TO READ THE TITLE
November 21, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Jesus fuck, YouTube. WHY would you change the feed interface to hide video titles until the thumbnail is almost entirely up the page???
I read ahead. I READ.
I don’t want to judge a video by its clickbaity thumbnail— which YOU necessitated with your shitty algorithms—
I WANT TO READ THE TITLE
I read ahead. I READ.
I don’t want to judge a video by its clickbaity thumbnail— which YOU necessitated with your shitty algorithms—
I WANT TO READ THE TITLE
Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to M0RTARP0D, the Ever-Living!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Ancient spirits of evil, transform this decayed form to M0RTARP0D, the Ever-Living!!!!!
Suddenly frothing at the mouth for the new Steam Machine— but less for gaming and more for an out of the box Linux distro with decent hardware and minimal necessary up-front configuration.
And also gaming.
And also gaming.
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Suddenly frothing at the mouth for the new Steam Machine— but less for gaming and more for an out of the box Linux distro with decent hardware and minimal necessary up-front configuration.
And also gaming.
And also gaming.
Hell yeah. This gets bonus points for being a 5e update to an already-existing character from back in 3.5e like a decade ago.
Agatha is a half-orc former pirate who learned seamanship aboard her father’s ship before a falling out prompted her to leave the crew.
Agatha is a half-orc former pirate who learned seamanship aboard her father’s ship before a falling out prompted her to leave the crew.
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hell yeah. This gets bonus points for being a 5e update to an already-existing character from back in 3.5e like a decade ago.
Agatha is a half-orc former pirate who learned seamanship aboard her father’s ship before a falling out prompted her to leave the crew.
Agatha is a half-orc former pirate who learned seamanship aboard her father’s ship before a falling out prompted her to leave the crew.
Repost with an iconic fictional band:
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band:
You ever just… miss being able to enjoy things?
Take it how you will, but hobbies and media just don’t hit like they used to before we entered the Torment Nexus.
It’s especially frustrating when you find out the creators of many things you loved are abhorrent human beings.
Take it how you will, but hobbies and media just don’t hit like they used to before we entered the Torment Nexus.
It’s especially frustrating when you find out the creators of many things you loved are abhorrent human beings.
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
You ever just… miss being able to enjoy things?
Take it how you will, but hobbies and media just don’t hit like they used to before we entered the Torment Nexus.
It’s especially frustrating when you find out the creators of many things you loved are abhorrent human beings.
Take it how you will, but hobbies and media just don’t hit like they used to before we entered the Torment Nexus.
It’s especially frustrating when you find out the creators of many things you loved are abhorrent human beings.
Not sure what the deal is with more FF cards coming out in December, but I really hope we get enough to brew an exclusively FFXV deck around Noctis, Heir Apparent.
October 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Not sure what the deal is with more FF cards coming out in December, but I really hope we get enough to brew an exclusively FFXV deck around Noctis, Heir Apparent.
Yeah, Lumravis def the weakest of the bunch here.
With Yedora at the helm, we can turn all those face-down forests into creatures with Life and Limb, then flip them as needed with Hauntwoods Shrieker.
Sylvan Anthem is kinda neat for utility as well.
With Yedora at the helm, we can turn all those face-down forests into creatures with Life and Limb, then flip them as needed with Hauntwoods Shrieker.
Sylvan Anthem is kinda neat for utility as well.
October 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Yeah, Lumravis def the weakest of the bunch here.
With Yedora at the helm, we can turn all those face-down forests into creatures with Life and Limb, then flip them as needed with Hauntwoods Shrieker.
Sylvan Anthem is kinda neat for utility as well.
With Yedora at the helm, we can turn all those face-down forests into creatures with Life and Limb, then flip them as needed with Hauntwoods Shrieker.
Sylvan Anthem is kinda neat for utility as well.
You know, mono-g loam could be fun.
October 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
You know, mono-g loam could be fun.
Without downloading anything, where are you mentally rn?
October 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Without downloading anything, where are you mentally rn?
The only exception is likely Psychotrope Thallid, which for whatever reason sitting around $6 right now.
Even with the budgetary restrictions though, a lot of the cards I was considering still remain in the list.
Most of what got filtered were win-more or the usual best-in-slot cards anyway.
Even with the budgetary restrictions though, a lot of the cards I was considering still remain in the list.
Most of what got filtered were win-more or the usual best-in-slot cards anyway.
October 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The only exception is likely Psychotrope Thallid, which for whatever reason sitting around $6 right now.
Even with the budgetary restrictions though, a lot of the cards I was considering still remain in the list.
Most of what got filtered were win-more or the usual best-in-slot cards anyway.
Even with the budgetary restrictions though, a lot of the cards I was considering still remain in the list.
Most of what got filtered were win-more or the usual best-in-slot cards anyway.
Absolutely fucking not.
October 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Absolutely fucking not.
October 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Goodwill Book Haul!
Especially excited to find two of my favorite books by @kaaauthor.bsky.social from my childhood!
Especially excited to find two of my favorite books by @kaaauthor.bsky.social from my childhood!
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Goodwill Book Haul!
Especially excited to find two of my favorite books by @kaaauthor.bsky.social from my childhood!
Especially excited to find two of my favorite books by @kaaauthor.bsky.social from my childhood!
My Jumanji deck had a lot of oldschool bangers. Bruse//Kamahl were the main commanders, but sometimes it was fun to swap in Mayael from the 99 to mix things up.
October 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My Jumanji deck had a lot of oldschool bangers. Bruse//Kamahl were the main commanders, but sometimes it was fun to swap in Mayael from the 99 to mix things up.
Still working on Jund Samurai: Secret Commander Isao, btw.
October 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Still working on Jund Samurai: Secret Commander Isao, btw.
Throne goes hard in Sethron.
October 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Throne goes hard in Sethron.