M0RTARP0D
@m0rtarp0d.bsky.social
Dimensional orbiter, self-contained rage-nugget, and the ever-present ghost in your phone.
He/Him, 🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights, 🇵🇸 Free Palestine
Fix your hearts or die.
He/Him, 🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights, 🇵🇸 Free Palestine
Fix your hearts or die.
Picked up a discount copy of Tekken 8 while out and about, and my boy Hwoarang feels smooth as butter again.
I just wish he didn’t still look like some roided-out wannabe Dynasty Warriors character.
I just wish he didn’t still look like some roided-out wannabe Dynasty Warriors character.
a man with red hair is wearing a white karate uniform
ALT: a man with red hair is wearing a white karate uniform
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December 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Picked up a discount copy of Tekken 8 while out and about, and my boy Hwoarang feels smooth as butter again.
I just wish he didn’t still look like some roided-out wannabe Dynasty Warriors character.
I just wish he didn’t still look like some roided-out wannabe Dynasty Warriors character.
Show me how YOUR 2025 went.
December 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Show me how YOUR 2025 went.
Since I’m leaning into Fall of the Thran shenanigans, why not use a recurring Power Depot to stack counters on, say, an animated, indestructible, artifact land for some cheeky damage?
December 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Since I’m leaning into Fall of the Thran shenanigans, why not use a recurring Power Depot to stack counters on, say, an animated, indestructible, artifact land for some cheeky damage?
Since I’m being cheeky with a little land destruction, does anyone have any cool tech involving Flagstones of Trokair in Esper colors?
Beyond dual lands and the Obscura triome, there don’t seem to be many non-basic Plains worth grabbing.
Beyond dual lands and the Obscura triome, there don’t seem to be many non-basic Plains worth grabbing.
December 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Since I’m being cheeky with a little land destruction, does anyone have any cool tech involving Flagstones of Trokair in Esper colors?
Beyond dual lands and the Obscura triome, there don’t seem to be many non-basic Plains worth grabbing.
Beyond dual lands and the Obscura triome, there don’t seem to be many non-basic Plains worth grabbing.
Decided to be a good boy and add a couple more lands to the Zomboni for more consistency.
Someone please acknowledge that I’ve grown as a brewer. 😭
moxfield.com/decks/k6cOUY...
Someone please acknowledge that I’ve grown as a brewer. 😭
moxfield.com/decks/k6cOUY...
Zomboni 2: Hell on Ice - Commander (Sydri, Galvanic Genius)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
December 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Decided to be a good boy and add a couple more lands to the Zomboni for more consistency.
Someone please acknowledge that I’ve grown as a brewer. 😭
moxfield.com/decks/k6cOUY...
Someone please acknowledge that I’ve grown as a brewer. 😭
moxfield.com/decks/k6cOUY...
Is there a game out there that’s both a roguelike-(lite) and a multiplayer fighting game?
Is that a thing that exists? 👀
Is that a thing that exists? 👀
December 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Is there a game out there that’s both a roguelike-(lite) and a multiplayer fighting game?
Is that a thing that exists? 👀
Is that a thing that exists? 👀
Need to make a cinnamon roll himbo D&D character. I just realized that’s not an archetype I have an OC for.
Just a sweet little mountain of a country bumpkin that just wants everyone to be nice and get along.
Might take one of my Tauren OCs and try to map him as a character.
Just a sweet little mountain of a country bumpkin that just wants everyone to be nice and get along.
Might take one of my Tauren OCs and try to map him as a character.
December 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Need to make a cinnamon roll himbo D&D character. I just realized that’s not an archetype I have an OC for.
Just a sweet little mountain of a country bumpkin that just wants everyone to be nice and get along.
Might take one of my Tauren OCs and try to map him as a character.
Just a sweet little mountain of a country bumpkin that just wants everyone to be nice and get along.
Might take one of my Tauren OCs and try to map him as a character.
@mozilla.org I’m now researching browser alternatives and will be canceling my VPN subscription.
I no longer trust any of your products with my data or privacy, and will not give my money to a company that thinks so little of its users.
I no longer trust any of your products with my data or privacy, and will not give my money to a company that thinks so little of its users.
December 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
@mozilla.org I’m now researching browser alternatives and will be canceling my VPN subscription.
I no longer trust any of your products with my data or privacy, and will not give my money to a company that thinks so little of its users.
I no longer trust any of your products with my data or privacy, and will not give my money to a company that thinks so little of its users.
One of my first childhood crushes. 😌
Next Mecha Girl of the day is Lynn Minmay from the Macross franchise!
December 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
One of my first childhood crushes. 😌
There really needs to be a resurgence in vehicular combat games a la Twisted Metal, Vigilante 8, etc.
The millennials yearn for gunsmoke, scorched steel, and burned rubber.
The millennials yearn for gunsmoke, scorched steel, and burned rubber.
a green and yellow toy car with the number 7 on it
ALT: a green and yellow toy car with the number 7 on it
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
There really needs to be a resurgence in vehicular combat games a la Twisted Metal, Vigilante 8, etc.
The millennials yearn for gunsmoke, scorched steel, and burned rubber.
The millennials yearn for gunsmoke, scorched steel, and burned rubber.
December 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
So what are our thoughts on Fall of the Thran?
December 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
So what are our thoughts on Fall of the Thran?
Vibes.
December 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Vibes.
Okay, done for REAL this time.
Bumped up the land count to compensate for the increased mana curve, and so far it feels pretty good while goldfishing.
I invite people to play around with it themselves and see if you can find all the cool little lines and synergies. :3
moxfield.com/decks/k6cOUY...
Bumped up the land count to compensate for the increased mana curve, and so far it feels pretty good while goldfishing.
I invite people to play around with it themselves and see if you can find all the cool little lines and synergies. :3
moxfield.com/decks/k6cOUY...
Zomboni 2: Hell on Ice - Commander (Sydri, Galvanic Genius)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
December 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Okay, done for REAL this time.
Bumped up the land count to compensate for the increased mana curve, and so far it feels pretty good while goldfishing.
I invite people to play around with it themselves and see if you can find all the cool little lines and synergies. :3
moxfield.com/decks/k6cOUY...
Bumped up the land count to compensate for the increased mana curve, and so far it feels pretty good while goldfishing.
I invite people to play around with it themselves and see if you can find all the cool little lines and synergies. :3
moxfield.com/decks/k6cOUY...
Nearly re-balanced. Managed to better fit the following packages:
- Upkeep Matters
- Counters/Proliferate
- Snow Permanents
- Zombie Tokens
- ETB Matters
Also increased the amount of forced-tap and other forms of control in order to help the added planeswalkers to stick around long enough to ult.
- Upkeep Matters
- Counters/Proliferate
- Snow Permanents
- Zombie Tokens
- ETB Matters
Also increased the amount of forced-tap and other forms of control in order to help the added planeswalkers to stick around long enough to ult.
Oops. I accidentally began tinkering again and threw the deck’s Feng Shui off kilter.
Will have to revisit with fresh eyes tomorrow to try and prune away the unnecessary (yet still neat) synergies and interactions I shoved in.
Will have to revisit with fresh eyes tomorrow to try and prune away the unnecessary (yet still neat) synergies and interactions I shoved in.
December 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Nearly re-balanced. Managed to better fit the following packages:
- Upkeep Matters
- Counters/Proliferate
- Snow Permanents
- Zombie Tokens
- ETB Matters
Also increased the amount of forced-tap and other forms of control in order to help the added planeswalkers to stick around long enough to ult.
- Upkeep Matters
- Counters/Proliferate
- Snow Permanents
- Zombie Tokens
- ETB Matters
Also increased the amount of forced-tap and other forms of control in order to help the added planeswalkers to stick around long enough to ult.
Fuck I love fresh chips and salsa.
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Fuck I love fresh chips and salsa.
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Donner Party be like:
December 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Donner Party be like:
IT IS DONE!
Decklist below, with some fancy printings selected because I want this to eventually be a Forever Deck.
For anyone wanting to pick it up cheap, the bare minimum for the deck is ~$165, which is a full $130 cheaper than the original Zomboni list.
moxfield.com/decks/k6cOUY...
Decklist below, with some fancy printings selected because I want this to eventually be a Forever Deck.
For anyone wanting to pick it up cheap, the bare minimum for the deck is ~$165, which is a full $130 cheaper than the original Zomboni list.
moxfield.com/decks/k6cOUY...
Zomboni 2: Hell on Ice - Commander (Sydri, Galvanic Genius)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
IT IS DONE!
Decklist below, with some fancy printings selected because I want this to eventually be a Forever Deck.
For anyone wanting to pick it up cheap, the bare minimum for the deck is ~$165, which is a full $130 cheaper than the original Zomboni list.
moxfield.com/decks/k6cOUY...
Decklist below, with some fancy printings selected because I want this to eventually be a Forever Deck.
For anyone wanting to pick it up cheap, the bare minimum for the deck is ~$165, which is a full $130 cheaper than the original Zomboni list.
moxfield.com/decks/k6cOUY...
Slipped at work, landed with my full weight on my elbow against a steel catwalk. Bruise is going to be the stuff of legend by the looks of it.
a man playing a guitar with the words " i hurt myself today " next to him
ALT: a man playing a guitar with the words " i hurt myself today " next to him
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Slipped at work, landed with my full weight on my elbow against a steel catwalk. Bruise is going to be the stuff of legend by the looks of it.
Been goldfishing this a bit for final cuts, and I’ve gotta say some of the lines I’ve found by accident are kinda nutty.
Of the overall themes though, Snow is by far the weakest and I don’t think I can change that without sacrificing the other elements of the deck or leaning heavily on Marit Lage.
Of the overall themes though, Snow is by far the weakest and I don’t think I can change that without sacrificing the other elements of the deck or leaning heavily on Marit Lage.
December 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Been goldfishing this a bit for final cuts, and I’ve gotta say some of the lines I’ve found by accident are kinda nutty.
Of the overall themes though, Snow is by far the weakest and I don’t think I can change that without sacrificing the other elements of the deck or leaning heavily on Marit Lage.
Of the overall themes though, Snow is by far the weakest and I don’t think I can change that without sacrificing the other elements of the deck or leaning heavily on Marit Lage.
I still think this is some of the best art and flavor text ever put on a card.
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I still think this is some of the best art and flavor text ever put on a card.
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i had a dream that i made a meme called Spawn Mulaney and its just john mulaney bits on screenshots from Spawn (1997) and he hated it so much that he sent me death threats
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i had a dream that i made a meme called Spawn Mulaney and its just john mulaney bits on screenshots from Spawn (1997) and he hated it so much that he sent me death threats
Do you ever think about this card, and how perfect its ult is for smashing face with a sick ass car?
Because I do.
#ZomboniPosting
Because I do.
#ZomboniPosting
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Do you ever think about this card, and how perfect its ult is for smashing face with a sick ass car?
Because I do.
#ZomboniPosting
Because I do.
#ZomboniPosting
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PreDH for the uninitiated: An article by Sheldon Menery.
articles.starcitygames.com/magic-the-ga...
On @scryfall.com: f:predh
scryfall.com/search?q=f%3...
Both @moxfield.com and @archidekt.com support deck list creation for the format. Uses modern rules and ban list with a time-locked card pool.
articles.starcitygames.com/magic-the-ga...
On @scryfall.com: f:predh
scryfall.com/search?q=f%3...
Both @moxfield.com and @archidekt.com support deck list creation for the format. Uses modern rules and ban list with a time-locked card pool.
December 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
PreDH for the uninitiated: An article by Sheldon Menery.
articles.starcitygames.com/magic-the-ga...
On @scryfall.com: f:predh
scryfall.com/search?q=f%3...
Both @moxfield.com and @archidekt.com support deck list creation for the format. Uses modern rules and ban list with a time-locked card pool.
articles.starcitygames.com/magic-the-ga...
On @scryfall.com: f:predh
scryfall.com/search?q=f%3...
Both @moxfield.com and @archidekt.com support deck list creation for the format. Uses modern rules and ban list with a time-locked card pool.