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Pear-shaped loser. Self-loathing Mariners devotee and Coug. Writer/editor. Media/feminism/climate.
For less sports screaming and more professional climate stuff, please see @lynsi-climate.bsky.social.
For less sports screaming and more professional climate stuff, please see @lynsi-climate.bsky.social.
The face of the man who will dump us in less than a year to marry someone hotter #GoCougs
The Washington State #Cougars have hired Missouri offensive coordinator Kirby Moore as their new head football coach, replacing Jimmy Rogers on the sidelines.
Thoughts on the hire?
Thoughts on the hire?
December 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The face of the man who will dump us in less than a year to marry someone hotter #GoCougs
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I honestly think that many people don't know what their public libraries offer besides books. I think that everyone should go on a public library treasure hunt in 2026. Go explore what your library systems offer at no cost to you. Report back to me :)
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I honestly think that many people don't know what their public libraries offer besides books. I think that everyone should go on a public library treasure hunt in 2026. Go explore what your library systems offer at no cost to you. Report back to me :)
WE SHOULD ALL BE SO BLESSED
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
WE SHOULD ALL BE SO BLESSED
Take the orange facial spray and spritz it on the hand
WHY CAN’T THEY AT LEAST MATCH THE SKIN TONE?
Trump's mangled right hand was extremely spackled tonight at the White House congressional ball (Alex Wong/Getty)
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Take the orange facial spray and spritz it on the hand
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Mariner fan IP infringement
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Mariner fan IP infringement
And I bet 95% of those buyers are media/political elites
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
And I bet 95% of those buyers are media/political elites
... wild.
Wild Waves says it will close following the 2026 season.
Press Release - 12/10/25 - Wild Waves Theme & Water Park
wildwaves.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
... wild.
Everything in media is horrible!
The Washington Post is launching a personalized AI podcast, saying users will be able to "shape their own briefing, select their topics, set their lengths, pick their hosts and soon even ask questions using our Ask The Post AI technology."
December 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Everything in media is horrible!
You will be visited by three spirits
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
I want female reporters following Trump into hell
Trump to holiday shoppers concerned about high prices:
"Look, don't be dramatic."
"Look, don't be dramatic."
December 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I want female reporters following Trump into hell
What in the good goddamn is wrong with college sports
This is very berry bad, guys
December 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What in the good goddamn is wrong with college sports
Let's hear it for Félix
Ballot #15 is from Octavio Sequera. He adds 4 candidates to 5 holdovers. Félix moves to +4 & Pedroia to +2, while both Hunter & Utley pick up their 1st add of the year and are +1. Félix, Pedroia, & Hunter have 8, 4, & 1 vote respectively w/o a 2025 public yes counted.
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
In the Tracker: tracker.fyi
December 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Let's hear it for Félix
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my sweet beautiful personal MVP
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
my sweet beautiful personal MVP
Something we can all do for feminism is treat women as though they have their own agency and can make their own choices, for better or worse.
Unhinged to describe the criticism of her journalistic ethics as a "freaksome lynching" when she has not denied any of the allegations and admits to most of them in her book.
Possibly the only thing more freakish than Nuzzi's prose is the contortions her defenders twist themselves into. "She's not just hot, but she definitely is hot, while also being a vulnerable smol child. Also, criticizing her is sexist."
December 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Something we can all do for feminism is treat women as though they have their own agency and can make their own choices, for better or worse.
FÉLIX VOTE HELL YEAH
Mailed my first HOF ballot today. In the future I will keep considering Buehrle, Pedroia, Hunter, Rollins, K-Rod and Wright (maybe Braun?). Once I decided to vote for Félix, I felt like I couldn't leave out Hamels. Very similar careers. Do what you do, @notmrtibbs.com.
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
FÉLIX VOTE HELL YEAH
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The Mariners will not pay the necessary prospect capital for this move BUT losing him to the Pittsburgh Pirates would be a fun new riff on an otherwise very tired bit.
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The Mariners will not pay the necessary prospect capital for this move BUT losing him to the Pittsburgh Pirates would be a fun new riff on an otherwise very tired bit.
Dude I love the Streamline, I miss living around the corner. One of the few townie bars left.
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Dude I love the Streamline, I miss living around the corner. One of the few townie bars left.
Classic. Welcome to the 1 Line, Federal Way.
Star Lake Station - Elevator 2 unavailable until further notice due to mechanical issue.
To Ride the 1 Line:
1. Take the inclined walking path to the Federal Way platform.
To exit the station:
1. Take the inclined walking path down to the street.
Last updated: Dec 06, 2025 12:45 PM
To Ride the 1 Line:
1. Take the inclined walking path to the Federal Way platform.
To exit the station:
1. Take the inclined walking path down to the street.
Last updated: Dec 06, 2025 12:45 PM
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Classic. Welcome to the 1 Line, Federal Way.
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Complete list of outfielders in MLB history named Rickey who had at least one career stolen base:
1) Rickey Henderson (Hall of Fame)
2) Rickey Cradle
1) Rickey Henderson (Hall of Fame)
2) Rickey Cradle
December 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Complete list of outfielders in MLB history named Rickey who had at least one career stolen base:
1) Rickey Henderson (Hall of Fame)
2) Rickey Cradle
1) Rickey Henderson (Hall of Fame)
2) Rickey Cradle
How about a dumb driving emphasis? That is rampant.
Seattle police are launching a DUI emphasis team that will be out every night in December with the goal of preventing accidents caused by impaired drivers.
Seattle police DUI team will patrol busy streets, nightlife areas
www.seattletimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
How about a dumb driving emphasis? That is rampant.
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I hate college football, fuck you
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I hate college football, fuck you
