Lyndon Baines Johnson
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One of the less sexually suggestive ones, actually. -OS
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
One of the less sexually suggestive ones, actually. -OS
George W. Bush was actually way too smart to be an Aggie which is bith hilarious and illustrative. -OS
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
George W. Bush was actually way too smart to be an Aggie which is bith hilarious and illustrative. -OS
Hey 5 star recruit! You come here, and there's no one to fuck but the yell leaders (theyre DTF by the way), but we'll kill you if you fuck a yell leader. -OS
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hey 5 star recruit! You come here, and there's no one to fuck but the yell leaders (theyre DTF by the way), but we'll kill you if you fuck a yell leader. -OS
Which is why we roll our eyes whenever some dipshit Aggie calls UT "T.U." and insists they're the real Texas state institution. You're a clown college. That's your ID. Always has been, always will be. -OS
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Which is why we roll our eyes whenever some dipshit Aggie calls UT "T.U." and insists they're the real Texas state institution. You're a clown college. That's your ID. Always has been, always will be. -OS
Ok, president's office. You now get to review every fucking thing that's used in every fucking class at a university that has 90,000 students. Good fuckin' luck. -OS
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ok, president's office. You now get to review every fucking thing that's used in every fucking class at a university that has 90,000 students. Good fuckin' luck. -OS
I'm teaching English literature. Half these authors are gay. Is that ok? -OS
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I'm teaching English literature. Half these authors are gay. Is that ok? -OS
Jesus Christ.
November 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Jesus Christ.
I'm not saying Trump had Epstein killed. But I am sure am thinking it loudly.
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I'm not saying Trump had Epstein killed. But I am sure am thinking it loudly.
No one cares about Tim Kaine. You drag his ass into your office and show him a picture of Abigail Spanberger, who'll you'll happily unseat him with if he doesn't fall in line.
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
No one cares about Tim Kaine. You drag his ass into your office and show him a picture of Abigail Spanberger, who'll you'll happily unseat him with if he doesn't fall in line.