Lyndon Baines Johnson
@lyndonbajohnson.bsky.social
This account is a parody. Label applied on the advice of Abe Fortas, Esq. Due to ongoing disputes with management, all messages here are reviewed by Fortas and Associates LLP before posting.
FAQ: https://tinyurl.com/bdfw9kwf
FAQ: https://tinyurl.com/bdfw9kwf
It's also just really fuckin' funny that Aggie is going to die on the hill that "gender is not performative and only conforms to a dichotomous biological fact" when.... -OS
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It's also just really fuckin' funny that Aggie is going to die on the hill that "gender is not performative and only conforms to a dichotomous biological fact" when.... -OS
Houston's PI attorneys are so unhinged they can do a whole cheating/divorce soap opera arc through Billboards. -OS
November 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Houston's PI attorneys are so unhinged they can do a whole cheating/divorce soap opera arc through Billboards. -OS
Halloween, 1968. Lyndon Johnson with his grandson, Patrick Nugent, dressed as "Super President." Photo credit to the LBJ Presidential Library. -WJ
October 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Halloween, 1968. Lyndon Johnson with his grandson, Patrick Nugent, dressed as "Super President." Photo credit to the LBJ Presidential Library. -WJ
We're drunk on Padre Island with out of staters so don't embarrass us Horns -OS
October 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
We're drunk on Padre Island with out of staters so don't embarrass us Horns -OS
Out of the office. -OS
October 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Out of the office. -OS
Our idea for a historically accurate alternative to the "Back the Blue" bumper stickers. -OS
October 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Our idea for a historically accurate alternative to the "Back the Blue" bumper stickers. -OS
The surveillance footage of Lindsey Graham:
October 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The surveillance footage of Lindsey Graham:
One thing that lets you know the kids are alright is that like every generation before them they still geek out on late 18th century sailing ships and our lesson the USS Constitution and the Barbary Wars and War of 1812 still slays. -OS
October 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
One thing that lets you know the kids are alright is that like every generation before them they still geek out on late 18th century sailing ships and our lesson the USS Constitution and the Barbary Wars and War of 1812 still slays. -OS
One image can capture history. Sam Houston's most notable alumni are total menschs like Dan Rather and Ralph Yarborough, whereas Texas's alumni are total assholes like Tom Connally, Alan Shivers, and Greg Abbott. Time is a circle. -OS
September 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
One image can capture history. Sam Houston's most notable alumni are total menschs like Dan Rather and Ralph Yarborough, whereas Texas's alumni are total assholes like Tom Connally, Alan Shivers, and Greg Abbott. Time is a circle. -OS
Us, the second we pierce the Pine Envelope on North US-59 -OS
September 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Us, the second we pierce the Pine Envelope on North US-59 -OS
November 21, 1963. President John F. Kennedy notably suriving the experience of an open-air motorcade in Houston, Texas. -OS
September 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
November 21, 1963. President John F. Kennedy notably suriving the experience of an open-air motorcade in Houston, Texas. -OS
Since simply renaming places is a thing you can apparently do now, we are unveiling for you our complete DFW rebrand. -OS
September 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Since simply renaming places is a thing you can apparently do now, we are unveiling for you our complete DFW rebrand. -OS
One of the many things we love about Houston is that it has the world's craziest market for personal injury lawyers because theres no rules and copious industrial accidents. Our psycho billboard game is top-notch, but this masterpiece on the Gulf Freeway takes the cake. -OS
September 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
One of the many things we love about Houston is that it has the world's craziest market for personal injury lawyers because theres no rules and copious industrial accidents. Our psycho billboard game is top-notch, but this masterpiece on the Gulf Freeway takes the cake. -OS
Notre Dame is sad! ... but Aggie is happy. -OS
September 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Notre Dame is sad! ... but Aggie is happy. -OS
Amazingly, however, this is actually only the second most embarrassing appearance of a man named Robert Kennedy before the United States Senate. -OS
September 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Amazingly, however, this is actually only the second most embarrassing appearance of a man named Robert Kennedy before the United States Senate. -OS