Megs
@lv29ninetails.bsky.social
I don’t know what I’m doing 🤷🏻♀️
Bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaajhsquucxq4
Weird shit men say to me
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Bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaajhsquucxq4
Weird shit men say to me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaabhkpm6vfsq
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I tried to pay my rent in Monopoly money. The leasing agent said “do not pass go and do not collect $200” so I offered her my get out of jail free card and that didn’t work
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I tried to pay my rent in Monopoly money. The leasing agent said “do not pass go and do not collect $200” so I offered her my get out of jail free card and that didn’t work
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I’m convinced my phone charges faster when I aggressively yell “HURRY UP” at it
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I’m convinced my phone charges faster when I aggressively yell “HURRY UP” at it
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I don’t have resting bitch face. I have “I’m pretending to be normal and failing” face
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I don’t have resting bitch face. I have “I’m pretending to be normal and failing” face
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Sad? Funyuns
Happy? Funyuns
Mad? Funyuns
The point I’m trying to make is that there is never a wrong time for Funyuns
Happy? Funyuns
Mad? Funyuns
The point I’m trying to make is that there is never a wrong time for Funyuns
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Sad? Funyuns
Happy? Funyuns
Mad? Funyuns
The point I’m trying to make is that there is never a wrong time for Funyuns
Happy? Funyuns
Mad? Funyuns
The point I’m trying to make is that there is never a wrong time for Funyuns
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I’m 90% caffeine, 10% chaos, and 100% your problem now
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I’m 90% caffeine, 10% chaos, and 100% your problem now
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My vibe is “leave me alone”
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
My vibe is “leave me alone”
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The weekends are starting to feel like a 30 minute unpaid lunch break
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The weekends are starting to feel like a 30 minute unpaid lunch break
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instead of crashing out on main again maybe try crashing in
November 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
instead of crashing out on main again maybe try crashing in
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The difference between you and I is that you hate a version of me that no longer exists and I hate the version of you that still exists
We are not the same
We are not the same
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The difference between you and I is that you hate a version of me that no longer exists and I hate the version of you that still exists
We are not the same
We are not the same
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I don’t cope, I cope-ish
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I don’t cope, I cope-ish
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I’m not spiraling. I’m popping, locking and dropping it
I'm not spiraling, I'm pirouetting
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’m not spiraling. I’m popping, locking and dropping it
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I need someone to follow me around with a spray bottle and say “no” occasionally
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I need someone to follow me around with a spray bottle and say “no” occasionally
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It’s the weekend now and I regret making the plans I made when I was extroverted
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It’s the weekend now and I regret making the plans I made when I was extroverted
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I don’t believe in karma. I believe in the consequences of your actions
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I don’t believe in karma. I believe in the consequences of your actions
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My central nervous system is a nervous system
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My central nervous system is a nervous system
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Let’s just say the math is mathing and the vibes are vibing
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Let’s just say the math is mathing and the vibes are vibing
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Happy Veterans Day to everyone who served 🫡 🖤
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Happy Veterans Day to everyone who served 🫡 🖤
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i dont know what you heard about me
but a bitch cant get a dollar out of me
no cadillac, no perms, you cant see
that im a motherfuckin B-R-A-T
but a bitch cant get a dollar out of me
no cadillac, no perms, you cant see
that im a motherfuckin B-R-A-T
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i dont know what you heard about me
but a bitch cant get a dollar out of me
no cadillac, no perms, you cant see
that im a motherfuckin B-R-A-T
but a bitch cant get a dollar out of me
no cadillac, no perms, you cant see
that im a motherfuckin B-R-A-T
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If work tomorrow is as frustrating as it was today, I'm literally going to sit in a corner and rock back and forth about it
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If work tomorrow is as frustrating as it was today, I'm literally going to sit in a corner and rock back and forth about it
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Depression is crazy because you can sleep 14 hours and still be like “yeah i could close my eyes again”
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Depression is crazy because you can sleep 14 hours and still be like “yeah i could close my eyes again”
When you’re rich friend, finally understands what it’s like to be poor
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
When you’re rich friend, finally understands what it’s like to be poor
I am currently 75% gremlin and 25% caffeine.
I am currently 75% gremlin and 25% wine.
I am currently 75% Gremlin and 25% Vodka.
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I am currently 75% gremlin and 25% caffeine.
My pillow pet is a box of chocolate
my pillow pet is a box of wine
my pillow pet is a big ass bag of weed
November 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
My pillow pet is a box of chocolate
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Transferring venmo money to my bank feels like laundering fake cash into real money
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Transferring venmo money to my bank feels like laundering fake cash into real money