Luke 🏳️🌈
@lukebbz.bsky.social
like a lot of very well-dressed people, I’m gay // all my heroes are villans 🦁
📍 Manchester, UK
📍 Manchester, UK
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Luke 🏳️🌈
@lukebbz.bsky.social
· Nov 17
The Villa fans following me are very welcome, but my timeline of Skeets about football, drag, gay sex, wordplay and disco WILL snap your neck. #diverseinterests
This feels very “I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life”
November 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This feels very “I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life”
5 cars I’ve owned:
Ford Fiesta
Renault Clio
Ford Streetka
Skoda Citigo
MG HS
Ford Fiesta
Renault Clio
Ford Streetka
Skoda Citigo
MG HS
ooo I can join in with butch stuff
5 cars I’ve owned:
Vauxhall Cavalier (1 year never drove it alone)
Honda SH125
Honda CB125
Suzuki Bandit 600S
Triumph T100
5 cars I’ve owned:
Vauxhall Cavalier (1 year never drove it alone)
Honda SH125
Honda CB125
Suzuki Bandit 600S
Triumph T100
5 cars I’ve owned:
Austin metro
Ford Orion
Kia Rio
Rover 75
renault scenic
Austin metro
Ford Orion
Kia Rio
Rover 75
renault scenic
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
5 cars I’ve owned:
Ford Fiesta
Renault Clio
Ford Streetka
Skoda Citigo
MG HS
Ford Fiesta
Renault Clio
Ford Streetka
Skoda Citigo
MG HS
Having a pre-Drumsheds pint in a North London pub and just paid £6.50 for a Carlsberg AND a Heineken Blue on a Friday night. Your local could sell to you cheaper, they’re just choosing not to.
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Having a pre-Drumsheds pint in a North London pub and just paid £6.50 for a Carlsberg AND a Heineken Blue on a Friday night. Your local could sell to you cheaper, they’re just choosing not to.
Nicked this from Reddit but perfectly encapsulates why I hated Vegas so much. Ignoring the outrageous prices being charged for very basic breakfast items, there are *$46* of service charges on this person’s $89 bill. PLUS taxes. Laughable and criminal all at once.
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Nicked this from Reddit but perfectly encapsulates why I hated Vegas so much. Ignoring the outrageous prices being charged for very basic breakfast items, there are *$46* of service charges on this person’s $89 bill. PLUS taxes. Laughable and criminal all at once.
I need my phone to have ‘Silent mode except for calls’ because fucking honestly
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I need my phone to have ‘Silent mode except for calls’ because fucking honestly
Driving 1h 40 back from Leeds in horribly shitty conditions without incident, pull into the car park and CRUNCH. Put the car in the wall next to our space. Fucking fuming with myself.
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Driving 1h 40 back from Leeds in horribly shitty conditions without incident, pull into the car park and CRUNCH. Put the car in the wall next to our space. Fucking fuming with myself.
This deputy speaker is a bit soft isn’t she. Far too polite. Cracks the whip, hen
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This deputy speaker is a bit soft isn’t she. Far too polite. Cracks the whip, hen
I’m through with overthinking. I’m gonna start underthinking for a while. Operating on vibes only, going with my gut. There’s enough of it tbh
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’m through with overthinking. I’m gonna start underthinking for a while. Operating on vibes only, going with my gut. There’s enough of it tbh
The opening bars to Every Little Thing She Does is Magic are just sublime, aren’t they
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The opening bars to Every Little Thing She Does is Magic are just sublime, aren’t they
Cracking Arsenal goal, that. Champions in waiting surely
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Cracking Arsenal goal, that. Champions in waiting surely
I always end up taking the best thot shots in my mate’s bathroom
November 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I always end up taking the best thot shots in my mate’s bathroom
With the announcement of a new series of Line of Duty, I’m starting all Teams calls with an interminable beep and reminding everyone that anything they say can and will be used against them in a court of law.
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
With the announcement of a new series of Line of Duty, I’m starting all Teams calls with an interminable beep and reminding everyone that anything they say can and will be used against them in a court of law.
Came home from work and just casually made a samosa pie from scratch, including the pastry. Why am I like this?
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Came home from work and just casually made a samosa pie from scratch, including the pastry. Why am I like this?
Made up for Scotland, and bloody hell emphatic from Wales!!
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Made up for Scotland, and bloody hell emphatic from Wales!!
Red = English
Yellow = Maths
Blue = Science
Green = Geography
Orange = History
Purple = French
Yellow = Maths
Blue = Science
Green = Geography
Orange = History
Purple = French
A bit of lighthearted fun. What colour would you put as a book cover for mathematics?
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Red = English
Yellow = Maths
Blue = Science
Green = Geography
Orange = History
Purple = French
Yellow = Maths
Blue = Science
Green = Geography
Orange = History
Purple = French
This is quite good isn’t it.
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is quite good isn’t it.
Trams are down because of a fallen tree on the overhead lines (honestly, just tarmac it all) so now I’m on some diabolical contraption called a ‘bus’.
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Trams are down because of a fallen tree on the overhead lines (honestly, just tarmac it all) so now I’m on some diabolical contraption called a ‘bus’.
me af
learning that the supreme court isn’t overturning Obergefell and that Robyn is releasing new music this week within the same 15 minutes
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
me af
I love wandering around the Ikea showroom because it gives me a glimpse at how tidy people live
November 9, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I love wandering around the Ikea showroom because it gives me a glimpse at how tidy people live
Girlbands Forever was great but the fact Girls Aloud weren’t acknowledged even once? Like come on.
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Girlbands Forever was great but the fact Girls Aloud weren’t acknowledged even once? Like come on.
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No Nut November is just repackaged religious shame cosplaying as self-improvement. It's deeply weird. Just have a wank, it's good for you.
November 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
No Nut November is just repackaged religious shame cosplaying as self-improvement. It's deeply weird. Just have a wank, it's good for you.
Tonight, I ate a frankly shameful quantity of Chinese food and then watched the first episode of Girlbands Forever. Sunday scaries? Not even close.
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Tonight, I ate a frankly shameful quantity of Chinese food and then watched the first episode of Girlbands Forever. Sunday scaries? Not even close.
Honestly the scariest thing about Halloween was seeing quite so many of you clean-shaven.
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Honestly the scariest thing about Halloween was seeing quite so many of you clean-shaven.
Liverpool have lost six of the last seven. I’ve been a Villa fan for long enough to know that the rot stops this weekend.
November 1, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Liverpool have lost six of the last seven. I’ve been a Villa fan for long enough to know that the rot stops this weekend.
