Drew
@drwsplnd.com
Southend-on-Sea, UK
Sys admin. Gym wanker. Bow shooty over gun shooty. Tall, but not tall enough to make that my entire personality. From Middlesbrough, via London. 🏳️🌈
Sys admin. Gym wanker. Bow shooty over gun shooty. Tall, but not tall enough to make that my entire personality. From Middlesbrough, via London. 🏳️🌈
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Owen has never knowingly backed the winning side, so his support here might just be the kiss of death for the poor, deserving Greens.
If the Greens defeat Farage in Gorton and Denton, it'll change politics forever. I think that's worth donating a few quid to, don't you?
donatetothe.greenparty.org.uk/parliamentar...
donatetothe.greenparty.org.uk/parliamentar...
January 27, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Owen has never knowingly backed the winning side, so his support here might just be the kiss of death for the poor, deserving Greens.
Something in my head switched a few months ago and it is now such an almighty struggle to wake up and get out of bed, let alone go to the gym. If I go to bed any earlier I'll be tucking myself in with the 6 O'Clock News. Stress? Chronic mild depression? Anaemia? Old age? All of the above?
January 27, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Something in my head switched a few months ago and it is now such an almighty struggle to wake up and get out of bed, let alone go to the gym. If I go to bed any earlier I'll be tucking myself in with the 6 O'Clock News. Stress? Chronic mild depression? Anaemia? Old age? All of the above?
I don't understand why they gave Ser Arlan of Pennytree such a gigantic penis.
January 26, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I don't understand why they gave Ser Arlan of Pennytree such a gigantic penis.
My toxic trait is that if you start a post with "I had a dream where...." then I will just stop reading.
January 26, 2026 at 9:06 AM
My toxic trait is that if you start a post with "I had a dream where...." then I will just stop reading.
A belated resolution for 2026: to stop comparing myself and my lifestyle to those with family wealth. We could all have a flat in zone 2, endless holidays and cute restaurant dates every week if dad was paying your mortgage.
January 26, 2026 at 6:15 AM
A belated resolution for 2026: to stop comparing myself and my lifestyle to those with family wealth. We could all have a flat in zone 2, endless holidays and cute restaurant dates every week if dad was paying your mortgage.
Leafed through a copy of Architectural Digest for ideas and inspiration, and was presented with adverts for wealth management for multimillionaires and also private jet hire. I don't think I'm a part of their target demographic.
January 25, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Leafed through a copy of Architectural Digest for ideas and inspiration, and was presented with adverts for wealth management for multimillionaires and also private jet hire. I don't think I'm a part of their target demographic.
Hold onto your ballsacks, they have ARRIVED in WATERSTONES, ENGLAND.
January 25, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Hold onto your ballsacks, they have ARRIVED in WATERSTONES, ENGLAND.
The Labour Party yet again plumps for the least best option. It's a compulsion.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Andy Burnham blocked from byelection race by Labour ruling committee
Decision likely to set off ferocious row between Keir Starmer loyalists and allies of Greater Manchester mayor
www.theguardian.com
January 25, 2026 at 12:23 PM
The Labour Party yet again plumps for the least best option. It's a compulsion.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
The audiologist confirmed yesterday that my ear canals twist and point the wrong way. So that's one more body part of which I'm compelled to feel shame.
January 25, 2026 at 7:34 AM
The audiologist confirmed yesterday that my ear canals twist and point the wrong way. So that's one more body part of which I'm compelled to feel shame.
Walked from Southend to Old Leigh in Doc Martens that I've not worn much before. A rookie error, I realise. Got a nice photo, tho
January 24, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Walked from Southend to Old Leigh in Doc Martens that I've not worn much before. A rookie error, I realise. Got a nice photo, tho
Ryvita got me feeling a certain way, etc.
January 24, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Ryvita got me feeling a certain way, etc.
Privacy died ten or fifteen years ago. Nobody has secrets now; they're all out there somewhere. Delete Tick Tock because it's awful, but don't think you haven't already surrendered to Big Data.
Delete your #tiktok accounts and uninstall IMMEDIATELY
DO IT NOW
His friends are officially in the driver seat now
They will absolutely use this for TRACKING and other stuff
DO IT NOW
His friends are officially in the driver seat now
They will absolutely use this for TRACKING and other stuff
January 23, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Privacy died ten or fifteen years ago. Nobody has secrets now; they're all out there somewhere. Delete Tick Tock because it's awful, but don't think you haven't already surrendered to Big Data.
Watching Faraaz for the last few weeks has really made me want my old accent back.
January 23, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Watching Faraaz for the last few weeks has really made me want my old accent back.
I’m rewriting our website and the target reader is… not a person. It’s (obviously, historically) Google and (suddenly, increasingly) ChatGPT. It's an exercise in "how can I make the cheerful doom robots recommend our business?" and it's exhausting.
January 23, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I’m rewriting our website and the target reader is… not a person. It’s (obviously, historically) Google and (suddenly, increasingly) ChatGPT. It's an exercise in "how can I make the cheerful doom robots recommend our business?" and it's exhausting.
Ok this is a good one.
Help us make hope normal again.
Join the Green Party now.
Join the Green Party now.
January 23, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Ok this is a good one.
Took a wee walk from my gym to the flat we're trying to buy. 12 minutes! Not bad. Here's the view from the front of the building. I quite desperately hope that this sale goes through, because look! That's London on the horizon, to the right. Behind Canvey.
January 23, 2026 at 7:44 AM
Took a wee walk from my gym to the flat we're trying to buy. 12 minutes! Not bad. Here's the view from the front of the building. I quite desperately hope that this sale goes through, because look! That's London on the horizon, to the right. Behind Canvey.
As you all know, I've been a massive fan of the Traitors right from the very start, and I can say hands down this is the best season so far. Such entertainment!
January 22, 2026 at 9:37 PM
As you all know, I've been a massive fan of the Traitors right from the very start, and I can say hands down this is the best season so far. Such entertainment!
Does anybody want to buy Blipcrate from me? It has no monthly active users and no assets to speak of. Yours for £300k. Otherwise I might just shut it down.
in 2025 I built a message board, inspired by Thingbox and PopJustice and other queer-adjacent popular culture forums, and intended as an old-school alternative to the global socials. Not many people visited at all, but it's still there. I'll leave it up for posterity.
blipcrate.net
blipcrate.net
blipcrate.net
January 22, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Does anybody want to buy Blipcrate from me? It has no monthly active users and no assets to speak of. Yours for £300k. Otherwise I might just shut it down.
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January 21, 2026 at 4:19 PM
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Well the replacement can only be Nigella, right? Delia isn't known for her personality.
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
‘I’m 86 for goodness sake!’ Prue Leith to leave The Great British Bake Off
The judge steps down after nine seasons on the baking competition
www.theguardian.com
January 21, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Well the replacement can only be Nigella, right? Delia isn't known for her personality.
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
Client has sent a 'required' invite for a meeting that starts in 15 minutes' time, and I'm just trying to understand the audacity?
January 21, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Client has sent a 'required' invite for a meeting that starts in 15 minutes' time, and I'm just trying to understand the audacity?
May I recommend this rain sounds generator? Turn on the animated sliders for a bit of white-noise fun. It is IDEAL for relieving the symptoms of existential horror, if only briefly.
mynoise.net/NoiseMachine...
mynoise.net/NoiseMachine...
The Ultimate Rain Sound Generator — Hearing Calibrated
Create your custom rain sounds, interactively — Highest Sound Quality — Frequency-shaped — Hearing loss compensation — Re-discover the sound of rain!
mynoise.net
January 21, 2026 at 11:44 AM
May I recommend this rain sounds generator? Turn on the animated sliders for a bit of white-noise fun. It is IDEAL for relieving the symptoms of existential horror, if only briefly.
mynoise.net/NoiseMachine...
mynoise.net/NoiseMachine...
I'm taking Macrofactor Workouts for a test drive this week, and I'm sorry Hevy lovers but I think I'm gonna switch. It's so clever. Plus there's teeny tiny Jeff Nipples in the videos.
January 21, 2026 at 6:18 AM
I'm taking Macrofactor Workouts for a test drive this week, and I'm sorry Hevy lovers but I think I'm gonna switch. It's so clever. Plus there's teeny tiny Jeff Nipples in the videos.