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Drew
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Southend-On-Sea, UK

Sys admin. Gym wanker. Bow shooty over gun shooty. Tall, but not tall enough to make that my entire personality. From Middlesbrough, via London. 🏳️‍🌈

aspland.fit for online gym coaching.
blipcrate.net for little chats
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Drew @drwsplnd.com · May 31
Went to Lidl and the shelves were bare. Had to trek to Sainsbo's and I'm not thrilled about it.
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Look at these urinals at Chalkwell station! Probably original.
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Fuck me, are they still flogging this horse?
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Jeremy Corbyn and Zara Sultana’s Your Party reveals shortlist for official name
Leftwing party asks members to pick between Your Party, Our Party, Popular Alliance and For The Many
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Nice to see you, to see you...
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Today I am thankful for tea and cake. Photo unrelated.
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
All those little Khaleesis and Daeneryses will be hitting their teens by now. I wonder how they're all doing.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I say "thank you" all the time. Don't need a special day for it.
November 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is ten years ago and, though I say so myself, I don't think I've aged a day. New glasses though.
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I just apologised to a robot.
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
omfg Ante made parkin
This is how I deal with anxiety today - by making a tray of parkin! Now, the hardest bit about making it is having to wait for at least two or three days before slicing...
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Listening to this and let's just say UNDER-RATED.
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Taking a benzo and turning my alarm off. See you in two days 👋🏻
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Honestly though. Which part of "tax the rich" and "close tax loopholes" does Rachel Reeves not understand? It's not hard!?
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I wonder how much of my brain is put over to remembering song lyrics.
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Make sure you're covered up outside. That wind is bitey.
hevy.com/workout/Mvyx...
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I have the words "Gary Barlow's Garibaldis" swimming back and forth in my head. No, I don't know. Maybe he should make and sell biscuits.
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Absolutely not. STOP
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 AM
This really is going to turn out to be just another rich kid getting what he wants through no merit of his own, isn't it? I thought Russell was better than that.
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
hevy.com/workout/2wWM...
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
A m̵o̵v̵i̵e̵ TV show that takes place where you're from.
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I need to tell the Alex that there won't be a Dolly in December, and that I am unconvinced there will be another Dolly there at all. Not the right venue. There's too much mingling between the queers and the Very Heterosexuals downstairs, and my kings and queens do not feel comfortable, or even safe.
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Saw two of my gym boyfriends in Lidl just now. They saw me, too. So now I have no excuse, and I have been shamed into returning tomorrow after my week-and-a-bit off to have an existential crisis.
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
"Is he gay or is he just 'from Essex'?" is a question I've been asking a lot more recently.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 AM