Matt the Non Mincing Pie
@mattsawyer.bsky.social
Generally exasperated
DMs only once we know each other a bit please :)
Occasional NSFW
DMs only once we know each other a bit please :)
Occasional NSFW
Executive Musical Chairs 🙄
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Executive Musical Chairs 🙄
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
Didn’t know they sold Radio Times in the USA
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Didn’t know they sold Radio Times in the USA
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Being autistic and curious about how I can enter a conversation at the right time.
I have the answer to this.
I don't.
I have the answer to this.
I don't.
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Being autistic and curious about how I can enter a conversation at the right time.
I have the answer to this.
I don't.
I have the answer to this.
I don't.
£385 to sort bits n pieces on my bike.
a police officer wearing a yellow vest and tie is yawning .
ALT: a police officer wearing a yellow vest and tie is yawning .
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November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
£385 to sort bits n pieces on my bike.
Ad for Army Recruitment popped up. Some of the FAQs do make me laugh:
Can I wear make up?
Can I grow a beard or moustache?
Can I take my phone?
Do I have to kill people?
Can I wear make up?
Can I grow a beard or moustache?
Can I take my phone?
Do I have to kill people?
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Ad for Army Recruitment popped up. Some of the FAQs do make me laugh:
Can I wear make up?
Can I grow a beard or moustache?
Can I take my phone?
Do I have to kill people?
Can I wear make up?
Can I grow a beard or moustache?
Can I take my phone?
Do I have to kill people?
I wonder if Toby deliver on 25 Dec?
Might just have mince pies for breakfast, pudding for dinner and trifle for tea. And a cheese board. And wine. And brandy, mulled wine and sherry. And perhaps a Negroni and a Snowball.
Might just have mince pies for breakfast, pudding for dinner and trifle for tea. And a cheese board. And wine. And brandy, mulled wine and sherry. And perhaps a Negroni and a Snowball.
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I wonder if Toby deliver on 25 Dec?
Might just have mince pies for breakfast, pudding for dinner and trifle for tea. And a cheese board. And wine. And brandy, mulled wine and sherry. And perhaps a Negroni and a Snowball.
Might just have mince pies for breakfast, pudding for dinner and trifle for tea. And a cheese board. And wine. And brandy, mulled wine and sherry. And perhaps a Negroni and a Snowball.
The past is a foreign country.
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The past is a foreign country.
Is this the domestic product that has changed the least I wonder? Even toasters and kettles and tin openers have changed since 1985.
#Christmas 1985: Microwaves from Dixons
(+Hitachi; Toshiba Deltawave; Sanyo Variable Power; Sharp 'Carousel' Turntable; Toshiba Hi-Tech Flush-Fitting; Sharp Compact Microwave Plus; Saisho Microwave Plus; and Saisho Variable Power)
(+Hitachi; Toshiba Deltawave; Sanyo Variable Power; Sharp 'Carousel' Turntable; Toshiba Hi-Tech Flush-Fitting; Sharp Compact Microwave Plus; Saisho Microwave Plus; and Saisho Variable Power)
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Is this the domestic product that has changed the least I wonder? Even toasters and kettles and tin openers have changed since 1985.
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#Budget2025
Tax breaks for UK company cars cost the exchequer £3.27 billion a year
Motability costs £1 billion
Both are valuable to the folk who get them, and yet we save our pitchforks and torches for disabled people
Tax breaks for UK company cars cost the exchequer £3.27 billion a year
Motability costs £1 billion
Both are valuable to the folk who get them, and yet we save our pitchforks and torches for disabled people
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
#Budget2025
Tax breaks for UK company cars cost the exchequer £3.27 billion a year
Motability costs £1 billion
Both are valuable to the folk who get them, and yet we save our pitchforks and torches for disabled people
Tax breaks for UK company cars cost the exchequer £3.27 billion a year
Motability costs £1 billion
Both are valuable to the folk who get them, and yet we save our pitchforks and torches for disabled people
Things that don't work:
Remote controls
Ceratin ebay links
Loads of other things
Remote controls
Ceratin ebay links
Loads of other things
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Things that don't work:
Remote controls
Ceratin ebay links
Loads of other things
Remote controls
Ceratin ebay links
Loads of other things
GEORGE BAD BENSON Supership
YouTube video by funkgetier
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November 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Every time i order a picture frame it turns up damaged.
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Every time i order a picture frame it turns up damaged.
Will Thanksgiving be a thing here eventually? Maybe a Reform govt will force us to celebrate it.
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Will Thanksgiving be a thing here eventually? Maybe a Reform govt will force us to celebrate it.
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“The last time income tax was raised was 1975 - that’s 50 years ago. This has led to a ballooning of the number of measures in every budget from a few with a big impact to hundreds with small impacts. It is a deliberate confusion of tax policy.”
🆕 SPOILER ALERT - Unpicking the Budget 📈
The good stuff
The less good stuff
The economic rationale
The political consequences
Balance, humour, @pimlicat.bsky.social , @sturdyalex.bsky.social & top economist Vicky Pryce.
🍊 open.spotify.com/episode/05mP...
🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/q...
The good stuff
The less good stuff
The economic rationale
The political consequences
Balance, humour, @pimlicat.bsky.social , @sturdyalex.bsky.social & top economist Vicky Pryce.
🍊 open.spotify.com/episode/05mP...
🍏 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/q...
Unpicking the most-leaked Budget in history, with Vicky Pryce
Podcast Episode · Quiet Riot · 26/11/2025 · 1h 18m
podcasts.apple.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
“The last time income tax was raised was 1975 - that’s 50 years ago. This has led to a ballooning of the number of measures in every budget from a few with a big impact to hundreds with small impacts. It is a deliberate confusion of tax policy.”
03.15 book on tomorrow.
Shall I bother going to bed?
Shall I bother going to bed?
a man wearing a yellow vest and tie with his mouth wide open
ALT: a man wearing a yellow vest and tie with his mouth wide open
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 AM
03.15 book on tomorrow.
Shall I bother going to bed?
Shall I bother going to bed?
Things From The Haunted Generation…
#HauntedGeneration
#HauntedGeneration
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Things From The Haunted Generation…
#HauntedGeneration
#HauntedGeneration
This is why I was asking about the little plastic plane kits!
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This is why I was asking about the little plastic plane kits!
So 3 beds 2 recep and off road parking. What's the stamp duty on this?
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
So 3 beds 2 recep and off road parking. What's the stamp duty on this?
I think I've done Mariah Carey a disservice. Mick Jagger manages to put far more syallables in Angie than is necessary and that's nearly 20 years before her wailings!
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I think I've done Mariah Carey a disservice. Mick Jagger manages to put far more syallables in Angie than is necessary and that's nearly 20 years before her wailings!
Things From The Haunted Generation…
#HauntedGeneration
#HauntedGeneration
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Things From The Haunted Generation…
#HauntedGeneration
#HauntedGeneration
£700 for insuring a 2 bed terrace seems insane to me. That's with Co-Op. Been with them for 13 years and a comparison site is offering Churchill for half that for the same cover!
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
£700 for insuring a 2 bed terrace seems insane to me. That's with Co-Op. Been with them for 13 years and a comparison site is offering Churchill for half that for the same cover!
Tears Of A Pumpkin
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Tears Of A Pumpkin
Oh we like a glazed party ring, don’t we mother? We always get some when Mr Ackroyd takes us over to Harrogate.
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Oh we like a glazed party ring, don’t we mother? We always get some when Mr Ackroyd takes us over to Harrogate.