Matt the Non Mincing Pie
@mattsawyer.bsky.social
Generally exasperated
DMs only once we know each other a bit please :)
Occasional NSFW
DMs only once we know each other a bit please :)
Occasional NSFW
Feed the cock
Tuppence a tug 🎶
Tuppence a tug 🎶
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Feed the cock
Tuppence a tug 🎶
Tuppence a tug 🎶
Have we had Great British Lube from Starmer yet?
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Have we had Great British Lube from Starmer yet?
Am I paying you for this service lol 😉
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Am I paying you for this service lol 😉
Slides to floor…
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Slides to floor…
He’s like a tortoise, especially with that neck.
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
He’s like a tortoise, especially with that neck.
Brut with the medal!
Charly!
Charly!
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Brut with the medal!
Charly!
Charly!
Yep. GDP is boosted by traders making millions, a company polluting a river, people throwing away and replacing stuff unnecessarily. Yet we are now slaves to it and markets. Insane.
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Yep. GDP is boosted by traders making millions, a company polluting a river, people throwing away and replacing stuff unnecessarily. Yet we are now slaves to it and markets. Insane.
This! I never actually EXPECT mine to work.
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This! I never actually EXPECT mine to work.
Is it always a Thursday then?
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Is it always a Thursday then?
They are a bit sickly I suppose.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They are a bit sickly I suppose.
Probably, I love finding awful old telly.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Probably, I love finding awful old telly.
Ooo I could eat Brandy Butter from the tub. Except I'd then be sick after 3 spoonfuls.
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Ooo I could eat Brandy Butter from the tub. Except I'd then be sick after 3 spoonfuls.
An all butter mince pie or something.
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
An all butter mince pie or something.
Cigar cutters!
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Cigar cutters!