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Leah P. keinahora poo poo poo
@lpogoriler.bsky.social
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Adds 1 to any number with ease. Acknowledged prodigy (sweating); complete dope (everything else). #ToastieTwitter she/her/hers
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lpogoriler.bsky.social
@myeviltwin.bsky.social has taken to miming out this picture with me recently, and I know where she got it from
solomonmissouri.bsky.social Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 1d
of me???? EYE am a delight
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
lpogoriler.bsky.social
me and @myeviltwin.bsky.social every time we go snowshoeing
frogandtoadbot.bsky.social Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 2d
Frog came running down the hill. He pulled Toad out of the snow.
Frog pulls Toad out of the snow. From "Down the Hill" In *Frog and Toad All Year*
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 AM
lpogoriler.bsky.social
The gormlessness of Democrats in Congress is alienating enough for purposes of future voting plans. But goddamn if the multiple fundraising texts a day from out-of-state candidates, often the same one multiple times in a row from different numbers, isn’t even more infuriating.
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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lpogoriler.bsky.social
🚨 important reminder 🚨
How To Make Sure You Get Enough To Eat At Holiday Parties -The Toast
A willing foe, and sea room.
the-toast.net
November 27, 2024 at 3:08 AM
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unavaleable.bsky.social
Computer, Milano, skateboard sized
unavaleable.bsky.social Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 4d
Computer, 15 feet of spaghetti, single strand, lukewarm
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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antlervel.vet
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
lpogoriler.bsky.social
conversation over here at 9:50 p.m.

@myeviltwin.bsky.social: really proud of you for putting up a fight

me: yeah I can make it to a respectable bedtime

@myeviltwin.bsky.social: . . . . about pushing back on people at work today about [redacted]

me: . . . .
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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poniewozik.bsky.social
Her first film will be g rated
crampell.bsky.social Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 7d
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
lpogoriler.bsky.social
guess who's a published poet! (real heads know that Kaiser Health News publishes haikus from readers)
kffhealthnews.org/morning-brie...
FANCY THAT GENEROUS model: Acronym design is my passion but not skill. - Leah Pogoriler
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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ndrew.bsky.social
every epstein email is some creep complaining about MeToo and then being like “oh before i forget, any advice on how to use my position of authority to force women into sleeping with me?”
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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zwrench.bsky.social
A true Wolf Blitzer situation
billcorbett.bsky.social Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11d
“Olivia Nuzzi” is a cool name that deserves a better person
November 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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ztul.bsky.social
Score! I was good today so my wife put my kibble in my water to make a little soup 😋
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller
December 16,1938
FRITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- MR. SPUTTER IS WAITING TO CATCH THE BUS HOME MR.SPUTTER : I'M FED UP WITH HAVING THAT CHILD AROUND THE HOUSE ---I CAN'T STAND IT! P2- MR. SPUTTER IS ON THE BUS,LOOKING AT A NEWSPAPER MR.SPUTTER: I'LL SEND HER AUNT A WIRE TO COME HOME AND TAKE THAT IMP OFF OUR HANDS! P3-MR. SPUTTER IS LOOKING OUT THE BUS WINDOW MR. SPUTTER : wOW!... LOOK AT THAT RAIN! P4- MR. SPUTTER GETS OFF THE BUS, NANCY IS WAITING AT THE BUS STOP WITH AN UMBRELLA FOR MR. SPUTTER NANCY: H'LO - I THOUGHT I'D COME DOWN AND MEET YA, MR. SPUTTER! P5- MR. SPUTTER IS WALKING AND THEY ARE BOTH UNDER THE UMBRELLA AS HE CARRIES NANCY NANCY: WHAT DID YOU SAY? MR. SPUTTER: I SAID I HATE MYSELF!
November 16, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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joshgondelman.bsky.social
Every sentence I read seems like the work of someone who had just used their own head as a pogo stick on the way down seven hundred stairs.
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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rleggos.bsky.social
So when the aurora borealis is faint enough, you can capture its glow with the Milky Way 😍

Berthoud Pass, CO last night
Milky Way to the left and red glow to the right above mountains with just a little snow on them in a very starry sky. I didn't use a star tracker and this was a 30 second exposure so some star trailing is visible.
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
lpogoriler.bsky.social
Gaetz is looking pretty rough, hope he’s having a terrible time
coachfinstock.bsky.social Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13d
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · 13d
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · 13d
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
Matt Gaetz, wearing a paisley tie and black suit jacket. A headline reads: "In Matt Gaetz Scandal, A 17-year-Old Was Left Vulnerable to Exploitation." Photo by Kenny Holston/New York Times
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
lpogoriler.bsky.social
knishes are done, twins are exhausted

as usual there is a marked difference in styles between mine (left side of tray) and @myeviltwin.bsky.social’s (right), which some have described as “babby’s first empanada,” “ravioli?” and “probably going to taste the same anyway”
finely chopped jalapeños and shredded cheddar, just like they used to make back in the shtetl (plus a pyrex of milk for the mashed potatoes) the first of many trays full of unbaked knishes, more crowded than normal for puff pastry (we are freezing these before baking)
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
lpogoriler.bsky.social
Hillbilly Elegy . . . American Canto . . . what’s next? Dipshit Diamante. Xennial Passacaglia.
colindickey.com Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 16d
I don’t think any of us are fully prepared for the level of self-pity and absolution that’s going to be in Olivia Nuzzi’s (hilariously titled) “American Canto”
American Canto is also a powerful personal history. Nuzzi's account of growing up in working-class New Jersey as the child of alcoholics in the shadow of New York City and 9/11 is raw and moving. Her mother was angry, beautiful, and unpredictable. Her father, a loving man who supported his family as a sanitation worker, removed debris from Ground Zero. They both died young. A version of Nuzzi did, too. She approached this "kind of death" with the critical distance of a reporter. When interrogating her own mistakes, Nuzzi confesses, "I had trained my whole life in the battlefield of crisis."
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 11,1947
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- SLUGGO IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET, HE BEGINS TO WATCH AN AIRPLANE SKYWRITING A MESSAGE AIRPLANE SKYWRITING MESSAGE BEGINS…SAFE P2- SLUGGO IS WATCHING INTENTLY AS THE AIRPLANE BEGINS THE SECOND WORD IN THE MESSAGE… WEE P3- SLUGGO IS WATCHING THE AIRPLANE AND NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO WHERE HE IS GOING AND FALLS IN AN OPEN MANHOLE, JUST AT THAT MOMENT THE AIRPLANE FINISHES HIS MESSAGE… SAFETY WEEK
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
lpogoriler.bsky.social
actual biking forum convo
Are you using MyWhoosh as a workout player (or trainer controller) to do your intervals on? I’m using TrainerDay and paid for it. It’s ok as long as it doesn’t crash, certainly not as slick as the TR player. Also using intervals.icu as a calendar and should probably pay them something. I am. I write my workouts in intervals.icu and drop them into my calendar which syncs to MyWhoosh (also works with zwift) and then I click my calendar in MyWhoosh and the workouts appear there. Then MyWhoosh controls the trainer orcboxer Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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cpsc.gov
Today.
A woman standing in her kitchen. She is taking a photo of herself and her boyfriend who is just a circulatory system. The text reads: It is November 10th now. Your circulatory system boyfriend stands by your pan in the kitchen. Unattended cooking is the number one cause of home fires. There are more home fires on Thanksgiving than any other day of the year. Always stand by your pan.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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daisyrazor.bsky.social
It's time to Give Liz Warren A Sword.
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 09,1944
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS OUT WALKING HER DOG, ITS A IT’S A VERY CHILLY AND WINDY DAY P2-A LADY ADVISES NANCY … “ SOMEONE'S GOING TO CATCH COLD WITHOUT A HAT, ON A DAY LIKE THIS” P3- NANCY REALIZING THE LADY IS RIGHT,SHE RUSHES BACK HOME WITH HER DOG P4-THE LADY IS SURPRISED WHEN NANCY COMES BACK OUT, NANCY IS WALKING HER DOG, NANCY ISN’T. WEARING A HAT BUT HER DOG IS.
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM