Libertarian Party Hobbit Caucus
@lphobbitcaucus.bsky.social
Committed to upholding the 2B (Second Breakfast), voluntary exchange (especially regifting), and not using the weapons of the enemy.
Pinned
So do hobbits apparently but the same guy is elected as mayor like every year because no one else runs or folks don’t give a shit or the party machine is crazy strong idk
Little known fact: the Democratic Party of Michel Delving is actually run from Tammany Hole
Denethor was sophisticated and look where that got him.
Meanwhile it’s a literal* halfwit’s hope that saves the world from fascism.
*guess what “Samwise” means?
Meanwhile it’s a literal* halfwit’s hope that saves the world from fascism.
*guess what “Samwise” means?
February 4, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Denethor was sophisticated and look where that got him.
Meanwhile it’s a literal* halfwit’s hope that saves the world from fascism.
*guess what “Samwise” means?
Meanwhile it’s a literal* halfwit’s hope that saves the world from fascism.
*guess what “Samwise” means?
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Woke up to the news that the Democrats once again bailed out Republicans and voted to fund DHS and ICE.
February 4, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Woke up to the news that the Democrats once again bailed out Republicans and voted to fund DHS and ICE.
lotta Boromir posters out there rn
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
lotta Boromir posters out there rn
Close the Lockholes
Defund the Shiriffs
Resist Ruffians
Defund the Shiriffs
Resist Ruffians
February 3, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Close the Lockholes
Defund the Shiriffs
Resist Ruffians
Defund the Shiriffs
Resist Ruffians
tfw you spend too long drinking from the firehose of current events
February 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
tfw you spend too long drinking from the firehose of current events
“We have Gríma at home”
Gríma at home:
Gríma at home:
December 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“We have Gríma at home”
Gríma at home:
Gríma at home:
TBT the Bounders taking potshots at Tom Bombadil because he wanted to get a pint in the Shire
IYKYK
IYKYK
DHS just posted a Lord of the Rings meme as an appeal to join ICE
October 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
TBT the Bounders taking potshots at Tom Bombadil because he wanted to get a pint in the Shire
IYKYK
IYKYK
Sharkey’s got great signing bonuses 🤡
DHS just posted a Lord of the Rings meme as an appeal to join ICE
October 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Sharkey’s got great signing bonuses 🤡
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For those folks who appreciate the wisdom of #jrrtolkien and #middle-earth here is a new piece I had published just this morning on Tolkien’s insights gleaned in the 20th century and how he portrayed fascism and tyranny and capitalism in his writings: washingtoninst.org/capitalism-f...
Capitalism, Fascism, and the Wisdom of J.R.R. Tolkien | The Washington Institute
As last century wound to a close, author and scholar Tom Shippey published J.R.R. Tolkien: Author of the Century, one of the most important works in the field of Tolkien studies. In the book, Shippey ...
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October 9, 2025 at 11:07 AM
For those folks who appreciate the wisdom of #jrrtolkien and #middle-earth here is a new piece I had published just this morning on Tolkien’s insights gleaned in the 20th century and how he portrayed fascism and tyranny and capitalism in his writings: washingtoninst.org/capitalism-f...
uwu he’s just a smol bean and it’s his birthday
a man with long white hair and a beard says to war
Alt: Saruman says to war
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June 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
uwu he’s just a smol bean and it’s his birthday
To Isengard! Though Isengard be ringed and barred with doors of stone;
Though Isengard be strong and hard, as cold as stone and bare as bone,
We go, we go, we go to war, to hew the stone and break the door;
For bole and bough are burning now, the furnace roars - we go to war!
Though Isengard be strong and hard, as cold as stone and bare as bone,
We go, we go, we go to war, to hew the stone and break the door;
For bole and bough are burning now, the furnace roars - we go to war!
Ents in LotR:
Movies: "pwease dont make us go to war, we dont like to hurt ppl :("
Books: "I MOVE IN I MOVE OUT HANDS UP NOW HANDS DOWN BACK UP BACK UP TELL ME WHAT YOURE GONNA DO NOW"
Movies: "pwease dont make us go to war, we dont like to hurt ppl :("
Books: "I MOVE IN I MOVE OUT HANDS UP NOW HANDS DOWN BACK UP BACK UP TELL ME WHAT YOURE GONNA DO NOW"
May 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
To Isengard! Though Isengard be ringed and barred with doors of stone;
Though Isengard be strong and hard, as cold as stone and bare as bone,
We go, we go, we go to war, to hew the stone and break the door;
For bole and bough are burning now, the furnace roars - we go to war!
Though Isengard be strong and hard, as cold as stone and bare as bone,
We go, we go, we go to war, to hew the stone and break the door;
For bole and bough are burning now, the furnace roars - we go to war!
Someone ask us what happens next after you start arresting Mayors
May 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Someone ask us what happens next after you start arresting Mayors
We are looking at a state with a half million potential Lobelia Sackville-Bagginses about to have their umbrella moments
I know folks are disappointed about Josh Weil losing this special House election in Florida, but let the big picture give you optimism: Republicans won this seat by +33 points just five months ago. We're likely looking at a +20 point swing in support toward Democrats. This is enormous. This is GOOD.
April 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
We are looking at a state with a half million potential Lobelia Sackville-Bagginses about to have their umbrella moments
Saruman putting a tariff on the Shire to stop his trade deficit in pipeweed like
a man with long white hair and a beard looks very surprised
Alt: Saruman with comically shifty eyes
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April 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Saruman putting a tariff on the Shire to stop his trade deficit in pipeweed like
What did we know
Hashtag not all gimmick accounts?
Begging the gimmick accounts to stop showing up here. We do not need 8000 stolen animal photos.
March 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
What did we know
The OG Antifa Super-Soldiers:
a group of trees are standing in a foggy area
Alt: a moot of ents is standing against the flood they have unleashed into isengard
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January 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The OG Antifa Super-Soldiers:
“I'll give you Sharkey, you dirty thieving ruffians”
January 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
“I'll give you Sharkey, you dirty thieving ruffians”
"It seems that Saruman made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazgûl salute, but again, we appreciate that people are on edge."
the salute:
the salute:
a man with long white hair and a beard says to war
Alt: Saruman shouts “to war!!!” at his army
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"It seems that Saruman made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazgûl salute, but again, we appreciate that people are on edge."
the salute:
the salute:
Citing Moorcock on Tolkien is like citing Pullman on Lewis.
Ok, well, the New Wave critique of Tolkien's work being politically conservate overall, and evoking establishment values is a well known debate, and not controversial to cite. And again - I like Tolkien.
January 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Citing Moorcock on Tolkien is like citing Pullman on Lewis.