Aaron Tinsman
@lowstakesexpert.bsky.social
“Maybe a Han Solo type”
Big fan of @erinjoy.bsky.social, the Dodgers, iced coffee, and democracy
Big fan of @erinjoy.bsky.social, the Dodgers, iced coffee, and democracy
Anyway it’s probably a coincidence that Matt Gaetz, a congressionally alleged pedo, would have been in charge of the Epstein investigation if Trump had gotten his first choice
“More ovaltine, please?” said Matt Gaetz, off in the corner venmoing someone, “I normally prefer pear shaped”
February 16, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Anyway it’s probably a coincidence that Matt Gaetz, a congressionally alleged pedo, would have been in charge of the Epstein investigation if Trump had gotten his first choice
“More ovaltine, please?” said Matt Gaetz, off in the corner venmoing someone, “I normally prefer pear shaped”
February 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
“More ovaltine, please?” said Matt Gaetz, off in the corner venmoing someone, “I normally prefer pear shaped”
Ts and Ps for my spine, in what doctors are calling a career-ending sneeze
February 15, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Ts and Ps for my spine, in what doctors are calling a career-ending sneeze
Me when I look in a mirror:
February 14, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Me when I look in a mirror:
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Oregon Trail was a great game even though the graphics were a little buggy
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Oregon Trail was a great game even though the graphics were a little buggy
The Dow Jones Industrial Average is back under 50,000 so today are we allowed to talk about how many politicians and billionaires were hanging out with a known pedophile and why or?
February 13, 2026 at 1:25 AM
The Dow Jones Industrial Average is back under 50,000 so today are we allowed to talk about how many politicians and billionaires were hanging out with a known pedophile and why or?
It can only good happen
February 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
It can only good happen
The U.S. House also passed a bill saying to release the Epstein files by a certain date and nothing happened other than Mike Johnson’s son getting a few Covenant Eyes alerts, I assume.
Reuters: U.S. HOUSE BACKS RESOLUTION THAT WOULD END TRUMP'S CANADA TARIFFS BY 219 TO 211
February 12, 2026 at 1:30 AM
The U.S. House also passed a bill saying to release the Epstein files by a certain date and nothing happened other than Mike Johnson’s son getting a few Covenant Eyes alerts, I assume.
This but “it” is Pam Bondi and “paper jam” is the files that were on her desk
Office Space GIF
ALT: Office Space GIF
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:24 AM
This but “it” is Pam Bondi and “paper jam” is the files that were on her desk
After nearly two decades of driving, I’m shutting off my speedometer
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
After nearly two decades of driving, I’m shutting off my speedometer
Arnold Palmer, TOTAL legend, people always said how impressive he was, especially in the locker room, everybody knew it. Now we have woke Olympians disgracing OUR FLAG, lots of complaining, not much winning, not impressive if you know what I mean. I’m bringing CHAMPIONS back. America wins again!
February 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Arnold Palmer, TOTAL legend, people always said how impressive he was, especially in the locker room, everybody knew it. Now we have woke Olympians disgracing OUR FLAG, lots of complaining, not much winning, not impressive if you know what I mean. I’m bringing CHAMPIONS back. America wins again!
Me, on a hypothetical this coming Friday morning:
February 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Me, on a hypothetical this coming Friday morning:
I don’t have anything negative to say about the halftime show other than Tom Arnold beat him by 30 years
February 10, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I don’t have anything negative to say about the halftime show other than Tom Arnold beat him by 30 years
Bad bunny is also my fursonality
February 10, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Bad bunny is also my fursonality
The FAKE Halftime Show ratings were a TOTAL DISASTER, everybody knows it. Not patriotic, not American. TPUSA was a good START but still not patriotic enough. We’ll do one BIGGER and BETTER than anyone has ever seen. TWO WEEKS. Stay tuned!
February 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
The FAKE Halftime Show ratings were a TOTAL DISASTER, everybody knows it. Not patriotic, not American. TPUSA was a good START but still not patriotic enough. We’ll do one BIGGER and BETTER than anyone has ever seen. TWO WEEKS. Stay tuned!
“The man with the ball is responsible for what happens to the ball” -Branch Rickey
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 PM
“The man with the ball is responsible for what happens to the ball” -Branch Rickey
Frodo’s secret nickname for his friend:
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Frodo’s secret nickname for his friend:
It’s cool, I found it
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
It’s cool, I found it
Relax your tight end
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Relax your tight end
Isn’t there anywhere a straight* caucasian man like myself can go to watch a halftime show that’s nice and safe and white?
This woke nonsense of other people both existing and enjoying things is deeply offensive to me.
This woke nonsense of other people both existing and enjoying things is deeply offensive to me.
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Isn’t there anywhere a straight* caucasian man like myself can go to watch a halftime show that’s nice and safe and white?
This woke nonsense of other people both existing and enjoying things is deeply offensive to me.
This woke nonsense of other people both existing and enjoying things is deeply offensive to me.
I’ll bite, what makes the rabbit substandard?
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I’ll bite, what makes the rabbit substandard?
I talked to the BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN FARMERS, the BEST farmers anywhere, and they AGREED to LOWER grocery prices. Nobody thought it could be done. They did it for ME, and for our Country. You’re welcome, America. FOOD IS CHEAPER.
February 7, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I talked to the BEAUTIFUL AMERICAN FARMERS, the BEST farmers anywhere, and they AGREED to LOWER grocery prices. Nobody thought it could be done. They did it for ME, and for our Country. You’re welcome, America. FOOD IS CHEAPER.
When you forget to wear your glasses and now The People™️ are confused about whether what I assume is your favorite Star Wars character makes you weak or weep:
Nessun Dorma will never not make me week
February 7, 2026 at 3:38 AM
When you forget to wear your glasses and now The People™️ are confused about whether what I assume is your favorite Star Wars character makes you weak or weep:
In true opera style, these Olympic Games will not be over until yo’ momma sings
February 7, 2026 at 3:29 AM
In true opera style, these Olympic Games will not be over until yo’ momma sings
“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the concern of our Susan Collins” -MLK, probably
February 7, 2026 at 2:39 AM
“In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the concern of our Susan Collins” -MLK, probably