JasonHurtsLots
@lotshurts.bsky.social
Person on a bicycle.
Person in IT.
Person in a car.
Person Down Under.
Someones dad.
Someones son.
Do you know what the Paradox of Intolerance is?
Person in IT.
Person in a car.
Person Down Under.
Someones dad.
Someones son.
Do you know what the Paradox of Intolerance is?
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To: All Staff
Subject: Ted Danson's Hair
Ted Danson's Cheers era hair will be on display in the mammal house through April and move to the aviary for nesting season.
Subject: Ted Danson's Hair
Ted Danson's Cheers era hair will be on display in the mammal house through April and move to the aviary for nesting season.
February 17, 2026 at 2:17 AM
To: All Staff
Subject: Ted Danson's Hair
Ted Danson's Cheers era hair will be on display in the mammal house through April and move to the aviary for nesting season.
Subject: Ted Danson's Hair
Ted Danson's Cheers era hair will be on display in the mammal house through April and move to the aviary for nesting season.
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Local kids thrilled at the chance for a playdate at a set time and location for a predetermined length driven to and supervised by hovering parents in an indoor hazard free playground -
“it’s the lack of spontaneity, risk and autonomy they love”
“it’s the lack of spontaneity, risk and autonomy they love”
February 16, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Local kids thrilled at the chance for a playdate at a set time and location for a predetermined length driven to and supervised by hovering parents in an indoor hazard free playground -
“it’s the lack of spontaneity, risk and autonomy they love”
“it’s the lack of spontaneity, risk and autonomy they love”
I was not prepared for this to be posted in a very serious channel at work.
ALT:
Meme paying out on human requirements pyramid.
Money, Love, Etc
Food, Shelter, Water
Not having to use Salesforce.
Not having to use Jira
Not having to use Microsoft Teams.
ALT:
Meme paying out on human requirements pyramid.
Money, Love, Etc
Food, Shelter, Water
Not having to use Salesforce.
Not having to use Jira
Not having to use Microsoft Teams.
February 16, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I was not prepared for this to be posted in a very serious channel at work.
ALT:
Meme paying out on human requirements pyramid.
Money, Love, Etc
Food, Shelter, Water
Not having to use Salesforce.
Not having to use Jira
Not having to use Microsoft Teams.
ALT:
Meme paying out on human requirements pyramid.
Money, Love, Etc
Food, Shelter, Water
Not having to use Salesforce.
Not having to use Jira
Not having to use Microsoft Teams.
I have had hiccups for nearly an hour now.
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February 13, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I have had hiccups for nearly an hour now.
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"Our focus is on reducing women in the House of Reps, but we're on track also reduce our female vote to zero too."
chaser.com.au/national/ang...
chaser.com.au/national/ang...
February 13, 2026 at 2:36 AM
"Our focus is on reducing women in the House of Reps, but we're on track also reduce our female vote to zero too."
chaser.com.au/national/ang...
chaser.com.au/national/ang...
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If the cap fits.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
February 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
If the cap fits.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
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“We are excited to have him fill in for the time being.” chaser.com.au/national/ang...
February 13, 2026 at 12:03 AM
“We are excited to have him fill in for the time being.” chaser.com.au/national/ang...
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The Internet didn't miss though. I absolutely love it when everyone understands the assignment
February 12, 2026 at 2:36 AM
The Internet didn't miss though. I absolutely love it when everyone understands the assignment
Woo! I'm 3kg down from Dec 31st.
Another 11kg to go.
Another 11kg to go.
February 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Woo! I'm 3kg down from Dec 31st.
Another 11kg to go.
Another 11kg to go.
Took me~ 55 minutes to go 15km in the car this morning.
It takes me ~51 minutes to go 17km on the bicycle.
Infuriating drive in to work. Eugh.
It takes me ~51 minutes to go 17km on the bicycle.
Infuriating drive in to work. Eugh.
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Took me~ 55 minutes to go 15km in the car this morning.
It takes me ~51 minutes to go 17km on the bicycle.
Infuriating drive in to work. Eugh.
It takes me ~51 minutes to go 17km on the bicycle.
Infuriating drive in to work. Eugh.
I play tennis, UTR of about 6. The algorithm is showing me pickle ball is hilarious. Its not a serious sport. Yes, it takes talent, but dignity?
Padel however. That looks interesting.
There is a court in Melbourne, near Richmond IKEA.
The prices?!
Membership to a tennis club is $150 per year!
Padel however. That looks interesting.
There is a court in Melbourne, near Richmond IKEA.
The prices?!
Membership to a tennis club is $150 per year!
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I play tennis, UTR of about 6. The algorithm is showing me pickle ball is hilarious. Its not a serious sport. Yes, it takes talent, but dignity?
Padel however. That looks interesting.
There is a court in Melbourne, near Richmond IKEA.
The prices?!
Membership to a tennis club is $150 per year!
Padel however. That looks interesting.
There is a court in Melbourne, near Richmond IKEA.
The prices?!
Membership to a tennis club is $150 per year!
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《Rubbish bins》
I am a two-time Walkley-winning IMMIGRANT cartoonist, and this is my cartoon on @PaulineHansonOz.
published with @theage today
I am a two-time Walkley-winning IMMIGRANT cartoonist, and this is my cartoon on @PaulineHansonOz.
published with @theage today
February 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
《Rubbish bins》
I am a two-time Walkley-winning IMMIGRANT cartoonist, and this is my cartoon on @PaulineHansonOz.
published with @theage today
I am a two-time Walkley-winning IMMIGRANT cartoonist, and this is my cartoon on @PaulineHansonOz.
published with @theage today
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The cartoon that appeared this week on the front page of France’s most influential national newspaper, Le Monde
Brilliant work by the cartoonist, Guffo.
Brilliant work by the cartoonist, Guffo.
February 6, 2026 at 10:43 PM
The cartoon that appeared this week on the front page of France’s most influential national newspaper, Le Monde
Brilliant work by the cartoonist, Guffo.
Brilliant work by the cartoonist, Guffo.
Achievement unlocked this morning...
February 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Achievement unlocked this morning...
Hahahah
We never used the term "cake batter" when I was a kid, we said "cake mix." When I first heard cake batter, in my early 20s, I assumed someone took a slice of cake, dipped it in batter and deep fried it. As I'm Scottish I don't think this is completely unreasonable.
February 6, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Hahahah
Worst part of being a Melburnian with a fatal-man-cold? My coffee tastes terrible.
February 6, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Worst part of being a Melburnian with a fatal-man-cold? My coffee tastes terrible.
Yikes.
Bunnings given green light to use facial recognition tech on customers to combat crime
Bunnings given green light to use facial recognition tech on customers to combat crime
Tribunal heard Bunnings store managers’ evidence of regular threatening or abusive behaviour from some customers
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Hardware giant Bunnings has been given the green light to use facial recognition technology on customers in order to prevent crime.
The administrative review tribunal this week reversed a 2024 ruling by the Australian privacy commissioner that had found Bunnings breached the privacy of store visitors by scanning and checking their faces. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Yikes.
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We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM
We're putting your opinions into a LIVE SHOW. Catch the full show in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026), and Glasgow (17th March 2026) Come argue your bollocks opinion - live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole
I really wish I could ethically, morally, socially, bring up a "vote" and if it passes, an individual is sent into the sun.
#nodickheads #getoffmylawn
#nodickheads #getoffmylawn
February 4, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I really wish I could ethically, morally, socially, bring up a "vote" and if it passes, an individual is sent into the sun.
#nodickheads #getoffmylawn
#nodickheads #getoffmylawn
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the viral marketing for Melania is getting more creative but I'm still not gonna watch it
January 31, 2026 at 8:39 PM
the viral marketing for Melania is getting more creative but I'm still not gonna watch it
I want
January 31, 2026 at 11:28 AM
I want