Lord of Gorts
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@sarahmackattack.bsky.social you can't quite see it YET, but the Jellyfish Nebula is in frame. I ought to have enough data after tonight to produce a full color image.
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 AM
@sarahmackattack.bsky.social you can't quite see it YET, but the Jellyfish Nebula is in frame. I ought to have enough data after tonight to produce a full color image.
I'm hot for the X-Men. All of them. But especially the one you're thinking about.
February 12, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I'm hot for the X-Men. All of them. But especially the one you're thinking about.
If anyone in ICE sees this, feel free to DM me your mom's number so we can work out the details on how she can have a child that she actually loves and is proud of.
February 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
If anyone in ICE sees this, feel free to DM me your mom's number so we can work out the details on how she can have a child that she actually loves and is proud of.
@discord.com can suck my toes if they think I'm giving them a copy of my ID when they can't even stop basic bitch data breaches and they crumple under the rancid breath of the government. Spineless, truly.
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
@discord.com can suck my toes if they think I'm giving them a copy of my ID when they can't even stop basic bitch data breaches and they crumple under the rancid breath of the government. Spineless, truly.
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Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.
Go birds.
This has nothing to do with sportsball, I'm just enthusiastic about avians.
This has nothing to do with sportsball, I'm just enthusiastic about avians.
February 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Go birds.
This has nothing to do with sportsball, I'm just enthusiastic about avians.
This has nothing to do with sportsball, I'm just enthusiastic about avians.
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This is what the most distant confirmed galaxy looks like. The light we're receiving was emitted when the Universe was ~15x smaller in linear size than today, and right now it's ~30 billion light-years away from us. The light was emitted when the Universe was <300 million years old. Pretty amazing!
News from the edge of the visible universe:
JWST has confirmed this galaxy, MoM-z14, as the most distant one yet studied. We're seeing it as it was 13.5 billion years ago, 98% of the way back to the beginning of time.
(MoM stands for "miracle or mirage.") 🧪🔭
science.nasa.gov/missions/web...
JWST has confirmed this galaxy, MoM-z14, as the most distant one yet studied. We're seeing it as it was 13.5 billion years ago, 98% of the way back to the beginning of time.
(MoM stands for "miracle or mirage.") 🧪🔭
science.nasa.gov/missions/web...
February 6, 2026 at 9:11 PM
This is what the most distant confirmed galaxy looks like. The light we're receiving was emitted when the Universe was ~15x smaller in linear size than today, and right now it's ~30 billion light-years away from us. The light was emitted when the Universe was <300 million years old. Pretty amazing!
No I don't want to sign into Edge. No I don't want Microsoft to have all my data or sync it up. I don't give a shit about any of that. I just want a picture of a god dang hot dog.
February 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
No I don't want to sign into Edge. No I don't want Microsoft to have all my data or sync it up. I don't give a shit about any of that. I just want a picture of a god dang hot dog.
What anime film do you show to someone who has never seen anime before?
February 5, 2026 at 8:22 PM
What anime film do you show to someone who has never seen anime before?
@newrockstars.bsky.social Just re-watching Kick-Ass and its got two Quicksilvers and a Spider-Man in the cast! Not technically mainstream Marvel comics, but if you squint your eyes and stretch logic REAL thin, this could have been included in the multiverse, complete with variants!
February 5, 2026 at 5:30 AM
@newrockstars.bsky.social Just re-watching Kick-Ass and its got two Quicksilvers and a Spider-Man in the cast! Not technically mainstream Marvel comics, but if you squint your eyes and stretch logic REAL thin, this could have been included in the multiverse, complete with variants!
Gundams and Goats.
stay tuned.
stay tuned.
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Gundams and Goats.
stay tuned.
stay tuned.
JD. What are you doing man? Just choke this dumb bitch out and then pardon yourself for the crime. ezpz gg's
February 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
JD. What are you doing man? Just choke this dumb bitch out and then pardon yourself for the crime. ezpz gg's
I'm at the Wegmans.
I'm at the Toxic Dump Site.
I'm at the combination Wegman's Toxic Dump Site.
I'm at the Toxic Dump Site.
I'm at the combination Wegman's Toxic Dump Site.
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 2, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I'm at the Wegmans.
I'm at the Toxic Dump Site.
I'm at the combination Wegman's Toxic Dump Site.
I'm at the Toxic Dump Site.
I'm at the combination Wegman's Toxic Dump Site.
My secret stencil technique - Cowboy Cat
YouTube video by Mr TABBY
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February 2, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Recently watched Bourdain's Parts Unknown episode on Libya in a post Gaddafi era and while his rise to power didn't feel familiar, what he was doing in the final era of his reign feels all too familiar.
limp-dicked, but familiar.
limp-dicked, but familiar.
February 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Recently watched Bourdain's Parts Unknown episode on Libya in a post Gaddafi era and while his rise to power didn't feel familiar, what he was doing in the final era of his reign feels all too familiar.
limp-dicked, but familiar.
limp-dicked, but familiar.
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I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I hate that this is all just easy to piece together from this guy's poorly-spelled emails
Daylight come and me wanna go home. RIP Catherine O'Hara
a baseball player wearing a red hat with the letter a on it is looking at the camera .
ALT: a baseball player wearing a red hat with the letter a on it is looking at the camera .
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January 30, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Daylight come and me wanna go home. RIP Catherine O'Hara
guys is it possible that the president just isn't very smart??
January 30, 2026 at 4:56 AM
guys is it possible that the president just isn't very smart??
goopin aint easy, but its necessary.
January 29, 2026 at 3:17 PM
goopin aint easy, but its necessary.
actually this goes hard. one hell of a video wall display! something @glitch.mov might be up your alley? youtube.com/shorts/_diEW...
How I span 1 image over all these CRTs #crt #vj #musicproducer #diy
YouTube video by Cloverdale Studio
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January 21, 2026 at 5:44 AM
actually this goes hard. one hell of a video wall display! something @glitch.mov might be up your alley? youtube.com/shorts/_diEW...
I just watched an interview with an ICE agent who admitted that they love receiving piss snow balls and piss bottles. they wish they could get the piss straight from the tap if possible so if you see one, be sure to give them a warm handshake and a water balloon full of mommy's hot ice cream.
January 16, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I just watched an interview with an ICE agent who admitted that they love receiving piss snow balls and piss bottles. they wish they could get the piss straight from the tap if possible so if you see one, be sure to give them a warm handshake and a water balloon full of mommy's hot ice cream.
get on my level lol fuckin dorks
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM
get on my level lol fuckin dorks
What a bunch of fucking crybabies.
biggest pussies in the world. you called someone's mom because they said something mean to you. jesus christ
January 12, 2026 at 4:34 PM
What a bunch of fucking crybabies.
There is a marked difference between being Christian and Christ-like, and I'd wager, on average, the Atheist crowd leans more Christ-like than any so-called Christian plucked off the street.
January 9, 2026 at 8:25 PM
There is a marked difference between being Christian and Christ-like, and I'd wager, on average, the Atheist crowd leans more Christ-like than any so-called Christian plucked off the street.
Remember when Winter Soldier came out and we were like "damn, that would be crazy if a secret shadow organization took over and just started using AI and next gen police state tech to start killing civilians and the only person who could stop it was Captain America." Well folks, I got bad news..
January 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Remember when Winter Soldier came out and we were like "damn, that would be crazy if a secret shadow organization took over and just started using AI and next gen police state tech to start killing civilians and the only person who could stop it was Captain America." Well folks, I got bad news..