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Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 2d

This hits a very specific MySpace aesthetic that cannot be understated. It's good. It's pure. It does my heart good.

Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 3d

Here's what I want more of; playing games with my friends. Here's what I want less of; doing it performatively for clicks and clips and hocking sincere moments into the AI meatgrinder.

Catch me off air.

Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 4d

They just let in the Big Boss of the Fishtown Skullduggery Society?? How progressive.

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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 5d

Made a short doc about a man in LA who still makes neon signs. He calls it “the lost and found art.” Check out the full thing on YouTube: youtu.be/SSNfDodj674?...

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Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 6d

There's a whole cut of progressives that see anything other that total victory as a loss and its such a dogshit mentality. Democratic politics has never and will never be done in absolutes. 60% of a solution is better than the 0% because we lost the house and senate. again.

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Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 7d

At least Granny can't snatch your balls.

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Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 7d

I would 100% watch and animated X-Files show in this style. It has that noir vibe that hits just right.

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Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 9d

At this point I will not be surprised if you just start hosting a Toonami style intro complete with live ship fly-bys and you walking about the ship and going into rooms with live and interactive content on the display panels. Things that would have taken weeks to animate and render in the late 90s.

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Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 9d

I hadn't even considered Plex, but with how goofy they are getting lately I'll definitely be looking at Jelly+Fin and Polaris both! Thank you for your time and expertise <3

Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 9d

That radish has some "Lick Broccoli & The Herbicides" vibes from those 80's/90's era California Raisins claymation videos.

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Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 9d

quick question @glitch.mov - Looking to move away from services like Spotify for music streaming and would rather house my own data at home and stream to my mobile device while on the go. Have you come across anything like this in your travels?

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Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 10d

Columbo

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Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 10d

"Readying photon torpedos."

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Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 11d

bruh, imagine being fine. chugging a glass of water and then immediately sweating.

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Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 11d

Enjoy the bug.

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Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 11d

This is basically how Pokemon started btw. Series creator Satoshi Tajiri grew up in a part of Tokyo that bordered into the rural area and he would spend time outside collecting bugs!

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Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 12d

Fitz from Halloween H20 is Jet Black from Cowboy Bebop 😱😱🤯

Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 12d

I say "just enough" but what I really mean is like a couple dozen geriatrics who would be fooled by a voice changer that are also heads of state.

Are we CERTAIN that their public responses are being made against factual and real events?

Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 12d

The last Mission Impossible movie had a slight miscalculation, it underestimated how powerful bullshit AI generated ragebait videos could be when billions are watching. It doesn't have to fool everyone. Just enough. Just until the violence starts. Then it all comes down.

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Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 12d

godbless.

LiteralGrill @literalgrill.com · 12d

In Elvira: Mistress of the Dark on VHS, the person who did the closed captions moved them from the default reading position to be closer to Elvira's tits.

This is because they knew deaf viewers wouldn't want to look away from her legendary bazongas to read the caption.

This is disability allyship!

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Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 15d

During the "20 birthdays" bit from @pattonoswalt.bsky.social he rhetorically asked "If there was a 120 year old in the white house just sitting in a wading pool of his own poop with a pirate hat on, would things be any worse than they are right now?"

It was not an open invitation to one-up!

Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 16d

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Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 16d

There's always money in the Bandana Stand.

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Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 18d

Obstetrics - childbirth experts
Optimusists - cybertronian experts

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Lord of Gorts @lordofgoats.bsky.social · 19d

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