Steve
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Steve
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Welcome to the UK, where minors are blocked from accessing porn but it's perfectly legal for a grown man to shout about sissy hypno porn in a minors face.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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Here is my peace plan for Ukraine/Russia.

1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine.

2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague.

3. Russia pays everyone for everything.

4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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If it's the model I think it is, 230kw across 4 wheel drive, will accelerate 2+ tonnes of Beamer to
60 MPH in a little under 5.6 secs. Meanwhile your 20kg ebike is limited to 1/1000th that power and cuts out at 15.7mph because "safety"
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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am I even awake right now?
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Yeah you think the Middle East is full of White people.
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Incredible that @support.bsky.team say that the only way to get rid of this unread DM notification is to delete my account (because I refuse to do the age verification though a third party site for security reasons).

I struggle to see what the "security measure" is here, since I can't see the DM...
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Watching this again and really appreciating anew the Bugs Bunny windup
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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This fckn dude
November 23, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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I do not use ChatGPT because I still remember when you had to go to your local at a specific time of day to listen to someone slurring conspiracy theories with utmost confidence and I will never allow Sam Altman to take that from me
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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The most on-the-money statement you’ll read today.
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Your dog is frightened of fireworks? I don't know why. The fireworks are only being friendly.
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Aye
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Since the implementation of the ceasefire in Lebanon, the IDF has murdered 338 men, women and children They have wounded hundreds more.
November 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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The evidence in favour of 20 mph speed limits is overwhelming, cheaper insurance, less emissions, less car crashes, it saves the NHS, Police and councils money. But Gary from Port Talbot's commute now takes 42 minutes instead of 40 so it simply must go.
September 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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We’re still DRAMATICALLY understating how completely batshit-level unhinged this is.

Seriously. Imagine this happening in any other presidency.

You can’t, because it’s completely inconceivable that it could happen, or that it would be allowed.
This is what rock-bottom polling does to a man with a fragile ego.
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Market Street, #Edinburgh.

Without the bollard, what would the result have been on the busy pavement?
We destroy BMWs for fun and will NEVER get bored of it.
#WorldBollardAssociation😏
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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The route map for this Saturday's ride

#CriticalMass #Edinburgh #cycling

@edi.bike
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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🚲 edi.bike | issue 120 | 24th Nov '25

Bike Station launch #EverydayHeroes crowdfunder; Article on failings in maintenance & closing paths; more Hire Parking Campaign Photos, + events, infrastructure, route closures & more:

https://buttondown.com/edi.bike/archive/edibike-issue-120-24th-nov-25/

November 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Just as well I'm not on a 1m wide cargo bike, or else I'd be forced to stop, push up onto the pavement around that ticket machine, and stick a @yplac.bsky.social @therealyplac.bsky.social sticker on the driver's side window while I was at it.

Arsehole.
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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I like to use my cyclist jedi force powers to flip stationary cars over as I ride past. That's the only explanation possible.
Ah, but look what carnage this cyclist caused. No drivers involved in this one either, of course. Not even in the text.
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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The STRUGGLE of both those guys, it's BIBLICAL
The guy in the green sweater is hanging on for dear life.
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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Hang it in the Louvre
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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Who remembers when rishi sunak gave everybody buy one get one free dinners at the height of a pandemic when we were all supposed to be isolating?

Who remembers the country's biggest super spreader event being state-sponsored, and the media claiming it was safe?
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 AM