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Every time I think Starmer can't be any more rubbish at politics he be like
two men standing next to each other with the words mmb says hold my beer
ALT: two men standing next to each other with the words mmb says hold my beer
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February 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Every time I think Starmer can't be any more rubbish at politics he be like
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we call our cat Harold Pinter because of his long paws!!! also he had an affair with Joan Bakewell
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
we call our cat Harold Pinter because of his long paws!!! also he had an affair with Joan Bakewell
Over at No 10
a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
ALT: a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
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January 26, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Over at No 10
What he said
Me, on QR: Why would they want to block Burnham? It shows weakness, upsets the PLP, risks the seat, and actually there are considerable upsides to his winning, in terms of showing the Greens to be beatable, and even his losing, in terms of taking the most keen condender out of any race.
The NEC: 🙈
The NEC: 🙈
NEW: Andy Burnham *blocked* from standing in the Gorton and Denton byelection. Of nine voting members on NEC group was 8-1 against him.
January 25, 2026 at 12:45 PM
What he said
Just seen video of the latest ICE murder out of Minnesota. Won't share here but multiple masked agents pin a man to the ground before giving him a kicking and finally shoot him several times until dead. Truly shocking stuff
January 24, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Just seen video of the latest ICE murder out of Minnesota. Won't share here but multiple masked agents pin a man to the ground before giving him a kicking and finally shoot him several times until dead. Truly shocking stuff
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Putin has spent billions and years getting Trump into office.
He’s now doing the same with Farage.
He’s now doing the same with Farage.
January 19, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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If the orange child rapist doesn't vaporise us all in his effort to cover up the Epstein files, his vile party will try the Don Draper thing, "It will shock you how much it never happened". This must stick to them like tar, indelible and forever
January 19, 2026 at 8:51 PM
If the orange child rapist doesn't vaporise us all in his effort to cover up the Epstein files, his vile party will try the Don Draper thing, "It will shock you how much it never happened". This must stick to them like tar, indelible and forever
Share a television show that raised you
January 18, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Share a television show that raised you
Eye opener for me here
January 18, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Eye opener for me here
I disdain the Narnia chronicles and highly doubt even Greta Gerwig can redeem them soz
January 18, 2026 at 11:07 AM
I disdain the Narnia chronicles and highly doubt even Greta Gerwig can redeem them soz
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“Do not engage in a winter campaign in bitterly cold areas. You will lose not just your army, but most likely your throne.” - literally every military historian ever
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
January 17, 2026 at 5:01 PM
“Do not engage in a winter campaign in bitterly cold areas. You will lose not just your army, but most likely your throne.” - literally every military historian ever
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
“GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration
Evocative terms from the snooker commentators that I always enjoy
1 Right in the heart of the pocket
2 Wiped it's feet on the way in
3 Heavy contact
1 Right in the heart of the pocket
2 Wiped it's feet on the way in
3 Heavy contact
January 17, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Evocative terms from the snooker commentators that I always enjoy
1 Right in the heart of the pocket
2 Wiped it's feet on the way in
3 Heavy contact
1 Right in the heart of the pocket
2 Wiped it's feet on the way in
3 Heavy contact
Kidney aneurysm this week had me in hospital pissing blood and clots. My friend Hannah,"congrats Mark, you had your first period!"
Far as I know menstruation doesn't involve a lube gun up the peehole, Howitzer sized catheter and saline hose but fair play it can't be easy for the lasses
Far as I know menstruation doesn't involve a lube gun up the peehole, Howitzer sized catheter and saline hose but fair play it can't be easy for the lasses
January 17, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Kidney aneurysm this week had me in hospital pissing blood and clots. My friend Hannah,"congrats Mark, you had your first period!"
Far as I know menstruation doesn't involve a lube gun up the peehole, Howitzer sized catheter and saline hose but fair play it can't be easy for the lasses
Far as I know menstruation doesn't involve a lube gun up the peehole, Howitzer sized catheter and saline hose but fair play it can't be easy for the lasses
Rewatching 3 Body Problem and finding it both sillier and more enjoyable when you just go with it. Pride of Eccles, Benedict Wong adds such great value.
Never better than as Errol in 15 Storeys High tho like when he gets a job in the fish market
youtu.be/IQ7BjEHlzOc?...
Never better than as Errol in 15 Storeys High tho like when he gets a job in the fish market
youtu.be/IQ7BjEHlzOc?...
15 Storey's High - Errol (Benedict Wong) takes a job as a "walk-wipe" at the fish market....
YouTube video by SADDO Podcast - Sitcom Archive Deep Dive Overdrive
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January 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Rewatching 3 Body Problem and finding it both sillier and more enjoyable when you just go with it. Pride of Eccles, Benedict Wong adds such great value.
Never better than as Errol in 15 Storeys High tho like when he gets a job in the fish market
youtu.be/IQ7BjEHlzOc?...
Never better than as Errol in 15 Storeys High tho like when he gets a job in the fish market
youtu.be/IQ7BjEHlzOc?...
Marty Supreme far exceeded my lukewarm expectations. An absolute joy. Thought of Chalamet as a big headed teen heartthrob but he's spectacular here. You end up rooting for this manipulative lying scheming egotist. Exhausting like Safdie's previous Uncut Gems but leavened by rapier humour. 5⭐
January 5, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Marty Supreme far exceeded my lukewarm expectations. An absolute joy. Thought of Chalamet as a big headed teen heartthrob but he's spectacular here. You end up rooting for this manipulative lying scheming egotist. Exhausting like Safdie's previous Uncut Gems but leavened by rapier humour. 5⭐
Did 2025 go to hell this quickly or was that more gradual I can't remember
January 3, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Did 2025 go to hell this quickly or was that more gradual I can't remember
The FIFA peace prize committee really have egg on their faces now
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
The FIFA peace prize committee really have egg on their faces now
Okay I gotta own up to this too! 😂
December 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Okay I gotta own up to this too! 😂
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Daily Star at its absolute best today, coining new names for Trump including the 'Carrot Caligula', 'Tangerine Toddler' and 'Cheeto Benito'. Who says newspaper journalism is dead:
www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news...
www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news...
Trump's wildest 2025 moments - from Greenland invasion claims to Putin pandering
What a year it's been for Donald Trump as his first back in the White House since 2021...whether he's trying to buy Greenland or just tanning himself silly, he's never been far from the headlines
www.dailystar.co.uk
December 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Daily Star at its absolute best today, coining new names for Trump including the 'Carrot Caligula', 'Tangerine Toddler' and 'Cheeto Benito'. Who says newspaper journalism is dead:
www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news...
www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news...
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Gary Reynolds, one of our second shift bartenders, owns the largest pig in three counties. If he offers to show you a picture, do not look at it, no matter how much money he offers you.
December 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Gary Reynolds, one of our second shift bartenders, owns the largest pig in three counties. If he offers to show you a picture, do not look at it, no matter how much money he offers you.
My dad the retired pig farmer told us a story tonight that we hadn't heard before. His stories invariably involve beast besting man in some Looney Tunes fashion and we were psyched.
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December 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My dad the retired pig farmer told us a story tonight that we hadn't heard before. His stories invariably involve beast besting man in some Looney Tunes fashion and we were psyched.
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Can relate
I like trifle it's my favourite desert, but I'm feral near it so I don't buy it. Wife bought a family size 850g one before Christmas, serves 12. I ate it in one sitting. I now need to replace it before Christmas dinner but scared I'll eat it again.
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Can relate
Happy Festivus to all who celebrate. Enjoy the airing of grievances and feats of strength
an older man in a red cardigan says i got a lot of problems
ALT: an older man in a red cardigan says i got a lot of problems
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December 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Happy Festivus to all who celebrate. Enjoy the airing of grievances and feats of strength
Siri where does Bible say chop down a Douglas Fir and dress it like a French prostitute?
December 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Siri where does Bible say chop down a Douglas Fir and dress it like a French prostitute?