Local Yokel
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BBQ, Bourbon, Sooners Football. Sometimes politics, military, international affairs, and disasters.
I’m really looking forward to giving Trump the Akhenaten treatment on all buildings and monuments.
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’m really looking forward to giving Trump the Akhenaten treatment on all buildings and monuments.
All the international stuff suddenly ignoring the domestic situation is a very clear indicator of Trumps weakness. The problem is that it’s also extremely dangerous for nations he perceives he has the ability to bully.
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
All the international stuff suddenly ignoring the domestic situation is a very clear indicator of Trumps weakness. The problem is that it’s also extremely dangerous for nations he perceives he has the ability to bully.
Has anyone considered: solve the Miami and ND conundrum by excluding both of them and putting in Vandy instead.
December 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Has anyone considered: solve the Miami and ND conundrum by excluding both of them and putting in Vandy instead.
I love the genre of mid 30’s/early 40’s 3 hacks to retire early.
They all are like 1) don’t spend money on anything; 2) don’t have kids; 3) make $250k a year.
And let me tell you I already do 1, ignoring 2 makes doing 1 impossible, and US household AMI is $84,000 per year.
They all are like 1) don’t spend money on anything; 2) don’t have kids; 3) make $250k a year.
And let me tell you I already do 1, ignoring 2 makes doing 1 impossible, and US household AMI is $84,000 per year.
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I love the genre of mid 30’s/early 40’s 3 hacks to retire early.
They all are like 1) don’t spend money on anything; 2) don’t have kids; 3) make $250k a year.
And let me tell you I already do 1, ignoring 2 makes doing 1 impossible, and US household AMI is $84,000 per year.
They all are like 1) don’t spend money on anything; 2) don’t have kids; 3) make $250k a year.
And let me tell you I already do 1, ignoring 2 makes doing 1 impossible, and US household AMI is $84,000 per year.
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Do the Hogs think he’s bringing FedEx with him?
SOURCE: Memphis coach Ryan Silverfield is set to become the new head coach at Arkansas. Brett McMurphy first reported the move. Silverfield's teams went 29-9 the past three years.
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Do the Hogs think he’s bringing FedEx with him?
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I’m so proud of my Sooners.
And in the spirit of good sportsmanship I’d also like to wish a hearty GET F’ED to Lincoln Riley and all horns. 😂
And in the spirit of good sportsmanship I’d also like to wish a hearty GET F’ED to Lincoln Riley and all horns. 😂
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I’m so proud of my Sooners.
And in the spirit of good sportsmanship I’d also like to wish a hearty GET F’ED to Lincoln Riley and all horns. 😂
And in the spirit of good sportsmanship I’d also like to wish a hearty GET F’ED to Lincoln Riley and all horns. 😂
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"Saying He Won't Invade Czechoslovakia, Then Invading Czechoslovakia, Hitler Displays Contradictions: Reichskanzler Hitler's statements on radio less than 24 hours apart shows dissonance in his Munich promises."
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"Saying He Won't Invade Czechoslovakia, Then Invading Czechoslovakia, Hitler Displays Contradictions: Reichskanzler Hitler's statements on radio less than 24 hours apart shows dissonance in his Munich promises."
My coach is notably not a whiny bitch. Anyone, anywhere, any time. Love it.
But yeah, love to host in Norman!
But yeah, love to host in Norman!
Asked Brent Venables if #Sooners deserved a home playoff game: “I’d just love an invitation, whether it’s on the road (or wherever). I’ve spent no time looking at that. … They’re not listening to me. … Wherever they ask us to play, we’ll show up."
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My coach is notably not a whiny bitch. Anyone, anywhere, any time. Love it.
But yeah, love to host in Norman!
But yeah, love to host in Norman!
Great play call from LSU. Glad we had good defense!
Boomer!
Boomer!
November 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Great play call from LSU. Glad we had good defense!
Boomer!
Boomer!
Apparently Pass Interference doesn’t exist
November 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Apparently Pass Interference doesn’t exist
Somehow this is both the best the offense has looked sense Tennessee and also worse than anything else this year.
November 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Somehow this is both the best the offense has looked sense Tennessee and also worse than anything else this year.
I cannot wait for Deion Burkes to be off this team and I hate that I feel this way. He is a tough player and deserves better than this, but dude can’t block corners in the run/screen game. It is actively making this offense dysfunctional.
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I cannot wait for Deion Burkes to be off this team and I hate that I feel this way. He is a tough player and deserves better than this, but dude can’t block corners in the run/screen game. It is actively making this offense dysfunctional.
I think the Michigan is probably done. There are no other good games to switch to. We’ve returned to the late 90’s…. 😭😭😭
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I think the Michigan is probably done. There are no other good games to switch to. We’ve returned to the late 90’s…. 😭😭😭
Here me out. Chip Kelly.
Bad WRs? Probably. But you should also ask yourself if Chip Lindsey is really the man who should be tasked w/ the development of the most expensive and hyped QB recruit to ever come into college football
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Here me out. Chip Kelly.
Well well well. We had Helheim in Lincoln yesterday and would you look it—52 at kick in Norman and 38 at 6:30 w/ 30 mph wind out of the north.
Welcome to the southwest plains, LSU!
Welcome to the southwest plains, LSU!
25 and cloudy with a 30mph wind in Lincoln.
45 and sunny w/ a 20mph breeze at kickoff in Norman and a sudden wind shift at halftime with the game ending at 30 degrees w/ a 40mph north gale.
The game always started in the fall and ended in the winter in Norman.
45 and sunny w/ a 20mph breeze at kickoff in Norman and a sudden wind shift at halftime with the game ending at 30 degrees w/ a 40mph north gale.
The game always started in the fall and ended in the winter in Norman.
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Well well well. We had Helheim in Lincoln yesterday and would you look it—52 at kick in Norman and 38 at 6:30 w/ 30 mph wind out of the north.
Welcome to the southwest plains, LSU!
Welcome to the southwest plains, LSU!
starting to think the aggro PR push to cover Lane going to LSU so he gets the laurels of a playoff run and steals players from Ole Miss is just going to confirm that he is a whiney self-victimizing bitch with the thin skin of a 100 year old man.
The master troll is the smallest “best boy” alive.
The master troll is the smallest “best boy” alive.
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
starting to think the aggro PR push to cover Lane going to LSU so he gets the laurels of a playoff run and steals players from Ole Miss is just going to confirm that he is a whiney self-victimizing bitch with the thin skin of a 100 year old man.
The master troll is the smallest “best boy” alive.
The master troll is the smallest “best boy” alive.
Rooting Guide for Today:
OU (obviously) wins!
War Damn Eagle!
Rocky Top!
Go Blue!
Go Pitt!
And as always, Fuck Notre Dame!
OU (obviously) wins!
War Damn Eagle!
Rocky Top!
Go Blue!
Go Pitt!
And as always, Fuck Notre Dame!
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Rooting Guide for Today:
OU (obviously) wins!
War Damn Eagle!
Rocky Top!
Go Blue!
Go Pitt!
And as always, Fuck Notre Dame!
OU (obviously) wins!
War Damn Eagle!
Rocky Top!
Go Blue!
Go Pitt!
And as always, Fuck Notre Dame!
Can I get a check @profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Can I get a check @profanity.accountant
Yo Texas. Don’t lose to Florida. Kindly fuck off to the shitsucker bowl brought to by Tushy.
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Yo Texas. Don’t lose to Florida. Kindly fuck off to the shitsucker bowl brought to by Tushy.
Well now we know why they were all up in their sedition feels.
Committing war crimes and getting caught doing it.
Committing war crimes and getting caught doing it.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Well now we know why they were all up in their sedition feels.
Committing war crimes and getting caught doing it.
Committing war crimes and getting caught doing it.
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P.S.: What makes offshore attractive to men who don't want to pay their taxes AND men who want to rape women/girls is light regulation.
Offshore centers protect the property and contract rights of the powerful, without imposing corresponding obligations.
The law is selectively suspended for them.
Offshore centers protect the property and contract rights of the powerful, without imposing corresponding obligations.
The law is selectively suspended for them.
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 AM
P.S.: What makes offshore attractive to men who don't want to pay their taxes AND men who want to rape women/girls is light regulation.
Offshore centers protect the property and contract rights of the powerful, without imposing corresponding obligations.
The law is selectively suspended for them.
Offshore centers protect the property and contract rights of the powerful, without imposing corresponding obligations.
The law is selectively suspended for them.
First Turkey of Thanksgiving Weekend is down.
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
First Turkey of Thanksgiving Weekend is down.
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It's just warlord nihilism, tout court. Its unofficial motto is: "Everybody should die except me & the handful of people I deem worthy."
It's "Dr. Strangelove" come to life, with Elon supplying the Nazi salute, RFK Jr. supplying the "Purity of Essence" & Stephen Miller planning for the bunkers.
It's "Dr. Strangelove" come to life, with Elon supplying the Nazi salute, RFK Jr. supplying the "Purity of Essence" & Stephen Miller planning for the bunkers.
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 PM
It's just warlord nihilism, tout court. Its unofficial motto is: "Everybody should die except me & the handful of people I deem worthy."
It's "Dr. Strangelove" come to life, with Elon supplying the Nazi salute, RFK Jr. supplying the "Purity of Essence" & Stephen Miller planning for the bunkers.
It's "Dr. Strangelove" come to life, with Elon supplying the Nazi salute, RFK Jr. supplying the "Purity of Essence" & Stephen Miller planning for the bunkers.
Lord, I see what you’ve done for others and I ask: can OU make the playoff before this Chud?
Column: USC went in for 10 years and $110 million on Lincoln Riley, thinking it was getting its next McKay, Robinson or Carroll. Four years in, he’s an extension of Clay Helton. bit.ly/3XMaJkS
USC’s $110 Million Gamble on Lincoln Riley Trending Toward a Disappointing Clay Helton 2.0
Four years in, the Trojans are still losing big games, struggling on the road and falling short of championship expectations.
bit.ly
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Lord, I see what you’ve done for others and I ask: can OU make the playoff before this Chud?