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Lobsterboy
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Ol cum bus, ohio
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Just donated! If you have some money to spare please consider doing likewise? If not, just spread the word. Thank you!
Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.

They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
Support Calvary Food Shelf: Emergency Response Fundraiser on GiveMN
Help us respond to urgent community needs
www.givemn.org
January 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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Daily bunny no.3200 is sleeping in today
January 15, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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Daily bunny no.3199 orders his usual
January 14, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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January 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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Daily bunny no.3197 needs to touch grass
January 12, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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Daily bunny no.3196 is sailing the Sea of space
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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Daily bunny no.3194 makes a perfect pancake
January 9, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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Join your discord? I'd rather join your harmony. Dumb bitch.
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
When you can't sleep its great to crank some pre-workout and lift to punish your weak circadian rhythm with caffeine. Take that idiot body.
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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what the fuck was I thinking here
john romero is going to make you his grinch

suck it down (grinchifying foam)
January 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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I think it’s unfair to claim that Trump is only attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their oil to his rich friends. It’s also possible Trump is attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their children to his rich friends.
January 3, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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Daily bunny no.3188 makes a delivery
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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Free Rooster:

- $1 billion to a conman's fake internet school
- The largest bribery scheme in state history
- $600 million for "onshoring" a yet-to-exist chip plant
- $1.9 billion stolen from citizens to subsidize sports arenas

On the REAL fraud happening in Ohio:

www.rooster.info/p/ohio-fraud...
It ain't Somalis scamming everyday Ohioans
Ohioans only need to look up the socioeconomic ladder to see the brazen public corruption happening before our eyes. Not that they'll ever hear that message from unemployed right-wing grifters.
www.rooster.info
January 2, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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Daily bunny no.3186 says good riddance
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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I've got arthuritis

every full moon I turn into a weird round eared no snouted aardvark
December 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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why should I be excited about 2026? The last 2,025 years weren't very good, and I've heard there were years before that that were even worse!
December 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Daily bunny no.3181 needs the right equipment
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Daily bunny no.3180 is steamrolling the competition
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Boiling spaghetti in Listerine to make pasta al dentist
November 7, 2023 at 4:13 PM
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Daily bunny no.3179 wants to sing along
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Daily bunny no.3177 avoiding detection
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I love getting free streams of this old house, I just wish it wasn't the exact same commercials over and over, sometimes the only thing played on break.
December 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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the economy is fucked
December 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Daily bunny no.3174 is given a new quest
December 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM