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billcorbett.bsky.social
Just donated! If you have some money to spare please consider doing likewise? If not, just spread the word. Thank you!
colindickey.com Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 21h
Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.

They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
Support Calvary Food Shelf: Emergency Response Fundraiser on GiveMN
Help us respond to urgent community needs
www.givemn.org
January 16, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3200 is sleeping in today
A bunny is sound asleep in bed, under a thick blanket. Light shines from their open window: it is morning. Clothes lie scattered about the floor of their room
January 15, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3199 orders his usual
A bunny is standing on a stool at a bar. He catches a strawberry milkshake, which is being slid all the way down the bar like a beer. Next to him is another bunny drinking liquor and more conventional bar beverages
January 14, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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slime-golem.biz
January 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3197 needs to touch grass
A bunny opens the window-shades in a small, one room apartment. They invite their roommate to come outside with them. The other bunny, who is playing on an Alienware laptop in the corner, does not want to leave.
January 12, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3196 is sailing the Sea of space
Bunnies are in a spaceship, looking at a chart showing an immense starfield. Behind them is a dolphin in a tank of water, with a futuristic helmet on it's head. While one bunny looks at the monitors, the second bunny has a bucket of fish for the dolphins
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3194 makes a perfect pancake
A bunny makes a pancake on an old-fashioned cookstove. They flip the pancake very high over their head, and a smaller bunny behind them reaches out a plate to catch it. They are in a small, round cottage
January 9, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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chrispypixels.bsky.social
January 7, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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slime-golem.biz
Join your discord? I'd rather join your harmony. Dumb bitch.
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
lobsterbutt.bsky.social
When you can't sleep its great to crank some pre-workout and lift to punish your weak circadian rhythm with caffeine. Take that idiot body.
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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brames.bsky.social
what the fuck was I thinking here
brames.bsky.social doctor brames @brames.bsky.social · 14d
john romero is going to make you his grinch

suck it down (grinchifying foam)
January 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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mikedrucker.bsky.social
I think it’s unfair to claim that Trump is only attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their oil to his rich friends. It’s also possible Trump is attacking Venezuela because he wants to sell their children to his rich friends.
January 3, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3188 makes a delivery
A bunny, in the dead of night, walks against the wind across a snowy field. They walk away from a town, carrying only a little envelope sealed with a heart sticker
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 AM
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rooster.info
Free Rooster:

- $1 billion to a conman's fake internet school
- The largest bribery scheme in state history
- $600 million for "onshoring" a yet-to-exist chip plant
- $1.9 billion stolen from citizens to subsidize sports arenas

On the REAL fraud happening in Ohio:

www.rooster.info/p/ohio-fraud...
It ain't Somalis scamming everyday Ohioans
Ohioans only need to look up the socioeconomic ladder to see the brazen public corruption happening before our eyes. Not that they'll ever hear that message from unemployed right-wing grifters.
www.rooster.info
January 2, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3186 says good riddance
A bunny throws some miscellaneous items out of their second-story window at midnight. The items include a scale, a lampshade and an old photo
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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almightybob.bsky.social
I've got arthuritis

every full moon I turn into a weird round eared no snouted aardvark
December 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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itsdings.bsky.social
why should I be excited about 2026? The last 2,025 years weren't very good, and I've heard there were years before that that were even worse!
December 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3181 needs the right equipment
Two bunnies are fishing, but in a pool of lava in a rocky crater of some kind. One bunny, with a special rod, catches a strange-looking lava fish. The other bunny, sitting across from him, brought a normal fishing pole and is less lucky
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3180 is steamrolling the competition
A bunny rolls up a big snowball, in the process of making a snowman! A smaller bunny is stuck inside the snowball, unbeknownst to the roller. Next to them is the smaller bunny's snowman (which is much smaller.) They are in the middle of a big, snow-covered field on a clear winter day
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com
Boiling spaghetti in Listerine to make pasta al dentist
November 7, 2023 at 4:13 PM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3179 wants to sing along
A bunny appears at the front door where three mice are singing carols on his front steps. Each of them is wearing a different scarf. It is a dark, snowy evening
December 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3177 avoiding detection
A bunny peers out of some vents by the ceiling, with a lighter like Bruce Willis in "Die Hard". Below him are two bad guy bunnies, with guns, unaware of his presence as they search the room. There is also a wrapped present on the floor: perhaps the bunny risked emerging to get it
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
lobsterbutt.bsky.social
I love getting free streams of this old house, I just wish it wasn't the exact same commercials over and over, sometimes the only thing played on break.
December 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com
the economy is fucked
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December 21, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3174 is given a new quest
A bunny in fantasy hero attire, with a sword, is surprised by the sudden appearance of an ominous witch alligator, holding a crystal ball. The hero bunny also has a fairy buddy next to them
December 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM