dr. evelyn lasagna
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On one hand, vaccines keep kids from dying horrible deaths in childhood BUT on the other hand there’s a weird lady with a cough who wants better hugs from strangers
May 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
On one hand, vaccines keep kids from dying horrible deaths in childhood BUT on the other hand there’s a weird lady with a cough who wants better hugs from strangers
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It’s called may because I may loose my fucking shit.
May 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It’s called may because I may loose my fucking shit.
in the moments when he loved me most, it was easiest to let myself forget
April 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
in the moments when he loved me most, it was easiest to let myself forget
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Today would be a great day to ban members of Congress and their families from trading stocks.
April 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Today would be a great day to ban members of Congress and their families from trading stocks.
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If you're in congress and you aren't publicly in favor of banning the trading of individual stocks by people in congress, get your head out of your fucking ass.
April 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If you're in congress and you aren't publicly in favor of banning the trading of individual stocks by people in congress, get your head out of your fucking ass.
if anyone needs me i’ll be ripping my hair out two pieces at a time (things are going well)
April 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
if anyone needs me i’ll be ripping my hair out two pieces at a time (things are going well)
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Hey girl, is your name Tariff? because you’re making me nervous as shit and ruining my finances 😎
April 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Hey girl, is your name Tariff? because you’re making me nervous as shit and ruining my finances 😎
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“A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom.”
-Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
-Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
April 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
“A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom.”
-Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
-Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.
Video of the international student at Tufts being arrested by "federal authorities" in Massachusetts has been released and it's terrifying.
They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.
From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
They're not even uniformed officers. Just secret police thugs in hoodies and masks.
From WCVB: youtu.be/PuFIs7OkzYY
March 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Unidentified men grabbing someone off the street and putting her in a car because she wrote an op-Ed. This as flatly authoritarian as anything we’ve seen in this country in a very long time.
jimmy carr’s laugh makes me feel violent
March 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
jimmy carr’s laugh makes me feel violent
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A Brown University doctor was deported today despite a federal court order saying there was a 48hr period where the courts were to hear her case. They put her on a plane and deported her anyways. The executive branch is at war with the judiciary
March 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
A Brown University doctor was deported today despite a federal court order saying there was a 48hr period where the courts were to hear her case. They put her on a plane and deported her anyways. The executive branch is at war with the judiciary
new lilo and stitch movie is dead to me already
March 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
new lilo and stitch movie is dead to me already
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Department Of Greedy dipshits who couldn’t run a food truck let alone an Efficient government
March 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Department Of Greedy dipshits who couldn’t run a food truck let alone an Efficient government
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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Bring back abortions so young people can’t tell us how much we have ruined everything for them! Or keep ignoring climate change. Same outcome in the end.
March 6, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Bring back abortions so young people can’t tell us how much we have ruined everything for them! Or keep ignoring climate change. Same outcome in the end.
if you stand close to me at the gym between sets, you can probably hear me muttering “kill me” while rereading texts
March 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
if you stand close to me at the gym between sets, you can probably hear me muttering “kill me” while rereading texts
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Measles is one of the infections where you can actually get the vaccine *after* you are exposed or get infected and still see benefit. Not employing vaccines during a measles outbreak would be malpractice.
So I guess “MAHA” just think kids should die.
So I guess “MAHA” just think kids should die.
Anti-vaxxers are FUMING about Robert Kennedy Jr.’s recent Fox News op-ed.
In it, Kennedy acknowledged that the MMR vaccine saves lives—even though he did not actually recommend getting vaccinated (and indeed downplayed the need for it).
“So much for MAHA”
www.importantcontext.news/p/imposter-a...
In it, Kennedy acknowledged that the MMR vaccine saves lives—even though he did not actually recommend getting vaccinated (and indeed downplayed the need for it).
“So much for MAHA”
www.importantcontext.news/p/imposter-a...
“Imposter”: Anti-Vaxxers Fume Over Kennedy Op-Ed Touting Measles Vaccine
The anti-vaccine conspiracy theorist acknowledged that the MMR vaccine saves lives in an op-ed His supporters are not happy.
www.importantcontext.news
March 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Measles is one of the infections where you can actually get the vaccine *after* you are exposed or get infected and still see benefit. Not employing vaccines during a measles outbreak would be malpractice.
So I guess “MAHA” just think kids should die.
So I guess “MAHA” just think kids should die.
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
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This is literally all of Medicaid btw
BREAKING: House Republicans have released their budget resolution. They are aiming to cut Medicaid by at least $880 billion, and cut SNAP by at least 20%.
February 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is literally all of Medicaid btw
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Nobody is coming to save us. People are going to die. I hope it’s not the people you care about.
It appears there is little to no resistance from Senate Republicans to the nomination of RFK Jr. as HHS Secretary
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/02...
February 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Nobody is coming to save us. People are going to die. I hope it’s not the people you care about.
i took an edible about 45 minutes ago. right when it kicked in, the olive garden commercial that starts “HEY LAUREN!” came on and my reaction was fear i had fully lost it followed by “god???”
February 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
i took an edible about 45 minutes ago. right when it kicked in, the olive garden commercial that starts “HEY LAUREN!” came on and my reaction was fear i had fully lost it followed by “god???”
how am i not supposed to be incredibly depressed right now
February 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
how am i not supposed to be incredibly depressed right now
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
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So any sort of public service is going to be destroyed.
That means the governments whole job will be funding oppressive police and machines of war.
And we get to pay for it all.
That means the governments whole job will be funding oppressive police and machines of war.
And we get to pay for it all.
February 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
So any sort of public service is going to be destroyed.
That means the governments whole job will be funding oppressive police and machines of war.
And we get to pay for it all.
That means the governments whole job will be funding oppressive police and machines of war.
And we get to pay for it all.