Lizzie
@lizziemh.bsky.social
Cats and piggly fart dog and plants and chaos. She/her 🌈🔮🌵
OH MY GOD NOT CATHERINE OHARA
January 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
OH MY GOD NOT CATHERINE OHARA
I got the baby in a king cake that I personally bought… does that mean something for my infertility?! 🫠
January 28, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I got the baby in a king cake that I personally bought… does that mean something for my infertility?! 🫠
Heating pad for the blob bc we don’t like ice….
January 25, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Heating pad for the blob bc we don’t like ice….
In case you were wondering, indoor playgrounds still smell like feet and farts, no matter how bougie their marketing is.
January 23, 2026 at 6:42 PM
In case you were wondering, indoor playgrounds still smell like feet and farts, no matter how bougie their marketing is.
I know I’m nervous about this storm because I have completely demolished the cuticles on both my thumbs 💩
January 23, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I know I’m nervous about this storm because I have completely demolished the cuticles on both my thumbs 💩
Love having to spend money on a whole new security system bc Ring is run by fucking traitors
January 19, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Love having to spend money on a whole new security system bc Ring is run by fucking traitors
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Look, I KNOW it’s the toxoplasmosis speaking but my babykitty smells like snickerdoodles and you simply can’t tell me otherwise.
January 18, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Look, I KNOW it’s the toxoplasmosis speaking but my babykitty smells like snickerdoodles and you simply can’t tell me otherwise.
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this week's post is about, well, this week.
it hasn't been a boring week.
margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/this-week-...
it hasn't been a boring week.
margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/this-week-...
January 15, 2026 at 2:13 PM
this week's post is about, well, this week.
it hasn't been a boring week.
margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/this-week-...
it hasn't been a boring week.
margaretkilljoy.substack.com/p/this-week-...
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Eat my entire ass
January 15, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Eat my entire ass
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How many women have died with “fucking bitch” ringing in their ears? Don’t let the misogyny get erased here
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 AM
How many women have died with “fucking bitch” ringing in their ears? Don’t let the misogyny get erased here
Guys wake up my new favorite reaction gif just dropped
a man and a woman are dancing together in a room .
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing together in a room .
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Guys wake up my new favorite reaction gif just dropped
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the Catholic Church being right about 60% of the time these days takes some getting used to
Editorial in the National Catholic Reporter: "The vice president's comments justifying the death of Renee Good are a moral stain on the collective witness of our Catholic faith. His repeated attempts to blame Good for her own death are fundamentally incompatible with the Gospel."
Catholic Vice President Vance takes to social media to justify killing of Renee Good
After the tragic shooting of Renee Good at the hands of ICE, the Catholic vice president of the United States took to social media to justify the killing.
www.ncronline.org
January 11, 2026 at 1:43 AM
the Catholic Church being right about 60% of the time these days takes some getting used to
Screaming crying 😍😭😍
January 9, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Screaming crying 😍😭😍
More dog blob content seemed necessary today.
January 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
More dog blob content seemed necessary today.
Fartypig became a pillow for smallcat today. They are both very comfy
January 8, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Fartypig became a pillow for smallcat today. They are both very comfy
Unconsciously standing up after my dog rings his outside bell when I know for a fact he’s just being impatient for dinner and doesn’t need to go out…
It’s me, *I* am Pavlov’s dog.
It’s me, *I* am Pavlov’s dog.
January 8, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Unconsciously standing up after my dog rings his outside bell when I know for a fact he’s just being impatient for dinner and doesn’t need to go out…
It’s me, *I* am Pavlov’s dog.
It’s me, *I* am Pavlov’s dog.
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been saving this photo of the in-laws pet blob from christmas for strategic deployment and i think now's a good time
January 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
been saving this photo of the in-laws pet blob from christmas for strategic deployment and i think now's a good time
My little farty pig 😍😭😍
been saving this photo of the in-laws pet blob from christmas for strategic deployment and i think now's a good time
January 7, 2026 at 2:10 AM
My little farty pig 😍😭😍
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Mom and Dad are here
December 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Mom and Dad are here
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I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”
Pantone color of the year giving 90s washing machine
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Pantone color of the year giving 90s washing machine
Omg I didn’t realize there was a Tillamook advent calendar. Of course I’m too late this year 😭
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Omg I didn’t realize there was a Tillamook advent calendar. Of course I’m too late this year 😭