Liquebort
@liquebot.bsky.social
Internet poisoned. Composer. Musician. Dancer. Shit poster with a heart of gold. Bee Movie super fan. I make synthwave neoclassical music and whatever else I want.
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Liquebort
@liquebot.bsky.social
· Feb 17
a bald man with glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me
ALT: a bald man with glasses and a tie says this better not awaken anything in me
media.tenor.com
Whenever I get the chance to start a new hobby
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the year 2000: i can't believe these dumbass kids made a show about kicking each other in the balls
the year 2025: i can't believe our most respectable national public figures used to make a show about kicking each other in the balls
the year 2025: i can't believe our most respectable national public figures used to make a show about kicking each other in the balls
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
the year 2000: i can't believe these dumbass kids made a show about kicking each other in the balls
the year 2025: i can't believe our most respectable national public figures used to make a show about kicking each other in the balls
the year 2025: i can't believe our most respectable national public figures used to make a show about kicking each other in the balls
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Cameo is one of the best bands of all time and should have been in the RRHOF ages ago. This is also true of Frankie Beverly & Maze, who also aren't in there. Both these bands should be first ballot shoo-ins
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Cameo is one of the best bands of all time and should have been in the RRHOF ages ago. This is also true of Frankie Beverly & Maze, who also aren't in there. Both these bands should be first ballot shoo-ins
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just spent 10 minutes recalibrating the tv to 90s colour tones to watch this
November 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
just spent 10 minutes recalibrating the tv to 90s colour tones to watch this
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remember how dave matthews band dumped their poop on people
November 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
remember how dave matthews band dumped their poop on people
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"I wish there was more bisexual representation in media... 😔"
*monkey's paw curls one finger*
*monkey's paw curls one finger*
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"I wish there was more bisexual representation in media... 😔"
*monkey's paw curls one finger*
*monkey's paw curls one finger*
Iroh got a new bed and he's been leaving me alone yet still watches me always
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Iroh got a new bed and he's been leaving me alone yet still watches me always
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(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
I tried to post a piano cover of me playing Pink Floyd on youtube but they are one of the dozens of artists that block and delete your video IMMEDIATELY. So go to Facebook or Instagram to see me playing it lmao. Lesson learned
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I tried to post a piano cover of me playing Pink Floyd on youtube but they are one of the dozens of artists that block and delete your video IMMEDIATELY. So go to Facebook or Instagram to see me playing it lmao. Lesson learned
If you decided to buy a Jeep, do you also have to be a rubber ducky fan? If you don't have duckies in your Jeep do they take it away
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If you decided to buy a Jeep, do you also have to be a rubber ducky fan? If you don't have duckies in your Jeep do they take it away
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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Every time I have gone on social media side yesterday, I learn something wild AF about these emails
a woman in a black jacket is sitting on a couch making a funny face .
ALT: a woman in a black jacket is sitting on a couch making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Every time I have gone on social media side yesterday, I learn something wild AF about these emails
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Brett Favre? The sex criminal and also normal criminal?
Brett Favre rips Bad Bunny as Super Bowl 2026 halftime choice
Brett Favre rips Bad Bunny as Super Bowl 2026 halftime choice
Brett Favre's music playlist likely doesn't include any Bad Bunny songs.
nypost.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Brett Favre? The sex criminal and also normal criminal?
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The Epstein emails are like the Yellow King of correspondence. Anybody reading them all is careening into madness
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
The Epstein emails are like the Yellow King of correspondence. Anybody reading them all is careening into madness
Doing everything today with this cold ass wind has been a challenge
a young boy in a red shirt is making a surprised face
ALT: a young boy in a red shirt is making a surprised face
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Doing everything today with this cold ass wind has been a challenge
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whatever happens at the back of the fridge, especially on the middle shelf, is frankly none of my business
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
whatever happens at the back of the fridge, especially on the middle shelf, is frankly none of my business
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MacKenzie Scott Donates $80 Million To Reboot ‘Living Single’ https://theonion.com/mackenzie-scott-donates-80-million-to-reboot-living-single/
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
MacKenzie Scott Donates $80 Million To Reboot ‘Living Single’ https://theonion.com/mackenzie-scott-donates-80-million-to-reboot-living-single/
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this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports
I ran out of vitamin d supplements three days ago and with the winter in Ohio that was a BAD time to run out lmao. No sun during that whole time felt like a black and white French film depicting a woman going through depression
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I ran out of vitamin d supplements three days ago and with the winter in Ohio that was a BAD time to run out lmao. No sun during that whole time felt like a black and white French film depicting a woman going through depression
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Taco Bell’s new Seventhmeal promotion is looking pretty good
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Taco Bell’s new Seventhmeal promotion is looking pretty good
If astrology is fake why is it REAL.
Mercury going retrograde tomorrow in the sign it is least comfy in (Sagittarius) is gonna be interesting. Hold on to your butts
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
If astrology is fake why is it REAL.
Obviously everyone should have free healthcare but the ACA assumption is just dumb and wrong. That's at least a quarter of the workforce
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Obviously everyone should have free healthcare but the ACA assumption is just dumb and wrong. That's at least a quarter of the workforce
The dumb people thinking ACA will only affect "lazy people" don't understand that A LOT of jobs went to 1099 because people could get their own insurance through ACA. So now you gonna have a lot of professionals and private practice therapists without health insurance. Good job all around
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The dumb people thinking ACA will only affect "lazy people" don't understand that A LOT of jobs went to 1099 because people could get their own insurance through ACA. So now you gonna have a lot of professionals and private practice therapists without health insurance. Good job all around
Bats is sleeping with his whole face in this shoe. You think you've seen it all
November 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Bats is sleeping with his whole face in this shoe. You think you've seen it all