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LilGemGem
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May talk bollocks, or undeniable truths. Who can say.


*Not here for hookups*
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Morning all! It's a bit autumnal out there intit
November 11, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone
January 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Every episode of Absolutely Fabulous is suddenly on iplayer 🥳💅
two women standing next to each other with the words trendizisst visible in the corner
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November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Maybe Keir should demand the heads of major US news networks any time they imply Britain is on the brink of civil war or that we live under sharia law. Or does it not work both ways?
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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The face/ the scent
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
This made me chuckle as I am poor, trapped Gem. Endless roadworks outside have now blocked me in, no buses and can't get to food shops! It's noodles for tea... Just like Joan.
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Monday 😞 morning all
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Everything reminds me etc etc
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Sunday, I am reclining on you 😘
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
G'night
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Think I made it.... The house is quiet, nothing was set on fire, all are alive and I was a good aunt! We even did an art and creative sesh! I painted this and i don't paint and thought i was shit but now I think I am a bona fide goddam artist. Commissions taken, send me your money.
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Animation aimed at 10 year olds is the worst kind of animation
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and says " i just want it to stop "
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November 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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So this is the scam DM received. Don’t be fooled, don’t click. Preemptive block is suggested.
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Arthur's Cafe in Kensal. Top nosh and amazing milkshakes 👌👌👌
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Got the kiddos to bed (pretty late) but now the dog won't settle 😒 ballllls
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November 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It feels like midnight 😂 I'll never make it to sunday. It was nice knowing you all x
a man wearing a baseball cap and a bandage around his neck says i may not survive this
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November 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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This is disability visibility.

Mamdani listened. He didn’t pander or talk over the disabled journalist.

He acknowledged his concerns and gave real responses about how he plans to fix them.

1 in 4 Americans has a disability, it’s a huge number of voters.

Don’t ignore us!
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
If I do one thing this weekend it's to shampoo the dog. I've never known such obedient trust as she let me scrub her cute little body, and then because she hates being damp she drives herself, on her back/ sides, round and round on the carpet at 100mph! It's amazing, I need to film it!
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Morning morning! Weekend madness is ahead, kiddies chaos starting lunchtime! Have a good friday folx 🥳
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 AM
#DragRaceUK - top notch episode tonight! Chef's kiss 💋 👏👏👏👏
a drag queen says " start your engines " while wearing a silver sequined dress
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November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'm ratty and irritable today
November 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Some tosser letting off crap banger fireworks in his back garden 🙄 every 10 mins he loads up 2 more
a man in a suit and tie is speaking into a microphone and says you 're an idiot
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November 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Ah. Ummm. I agreed to look after my awesome nieces and the family dog from fri night to sat, then planned a chilled sat night/sun. But now i'm needed for the WHOLE weekend. It's a bit weighty, I'll be responsible for lives! Just me! Big house! Kiddies and dawg! Keeping all alive! 😬😬😬
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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I love that little rhyme about today’s date.

“Remember, remember it’s only the 5th of November, so stop banging on about fucking Christmas.”

Pretty sure that’s how it goes anyway.
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 AM