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Lilac
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Bad pickup lines i've heard:
"Call me a truck the way I want to ram into your heart"
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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scrappy slashers 🍿🔪
#fakemon #faketober
October 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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This is a scam. If you see this, DON'T click it.
February 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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This is fucking awful, and awful that Bluesky are getting away with this
palestinian journalist posting on twitter that his bluesky account was immediately taken down purely because he was in gaza. all palestinian accounts are assumed to be spam.
February 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Oh fuck this
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...

discord.com/press-releas...
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Replaying ch 2 to make a better save file for items n stuff and just 1st tried spamton neo. I haven't even fought the guy since like, 2021. Feels good.
February 9, 2026 at 2:46 AM
fuckfuckfuuuuck I just had an idea for an OC that I really like godddd now I gotta find a way to write this down before I forget
February 8, 2026 at 6:17 AM
List of changes that could make mons viable maybe.
1: Luxray
-Add Fake Out & Zing Zap to it's learnset. Maybe nuzzle too.
February 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
My hot take is that rainmaker needs more than 1 checkpoint per side
February 2, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Remember, if you're doing bad in splatoon 3 it's always morally correct to blame the guy running respawn punisher that did nothing but trade
February 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
it's the month where we get pokemon news.
can't wait to watch the champions overview in it and see a mega raichu x use "Pika Papow"
February 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Gonna have a gay mii on tomodachi life call that a Homiisexual
January 29, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 2:08 PM
There's a lot of people on ZA ranked who have trainer cards that are just Emma's ass but you know what that's an adult woman so whatever.
January 27, 2026 at 1:46 AM
People should rotoscope spinda animations more or something.
that's like, the perfect mon to be rotoscoped
January 26, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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more
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 AM
think of how to do fuck all with nothing and make a goddamn terrible product. here at google gemini base44 microsoft firefox we look forward to streamlining your business with our new generative ai, this way you can avoid finding people and claim you did something when you actually amount to nothing
January 26, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Fakemon to work on:
Tropapelago
Axelotl
Smorelax
Dredgeful
Clockatrice
January 25, 2026 at 4:04 AM
There's not enough memory in the memory card
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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to turn off autoplaying video on the bluesky mobile app

select the icon in the top left corner

go to settings

go to content and media

make sure "autoplay videos and gifs" is toggled off
April 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
got flashbanged watching someone play a visual novel tonight lads. did not enjoy it
January 24, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I don't wanna start too much discourse but that new show by glitch... at a glance isn't this just Pibby but videogames?
January 24, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Materia collective huh... man.
I really don't think I like them.
January 24, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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Thinking about how bsky has the most horrible setting turned on by default that says "i don't want to see any other languages except English" and if no one tells you to put it on "no selection" you straight up won't see posts from people set to different languages on your TL.
January 21, 2026 at 3:42 AM