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I have always hated people trying to sell me stuff by saying “it’s what the cool girls are wearing” but as an adult it’s like come on. Who are you talking about. You mean The Women Who Look Nice Today?
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I have always hated people trying to sell me stuff by saying “it’s what the cool girls are wearing” but as an adult it’s like come on. Who are you talking about. You mean The Women Who Look Nice Today?
Sorry I called that person a character, that was misleading. They just suck
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Sorry I called that person a character, that was misleading. They just suck
He said he felt unstoppable. He went to the courthouse to challenge the United States of America to a 1v1
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
He said he felt unstoppable. He went to the courthouse to challenge the United States of America to a 1v1
When I google something the first answer to reach my eyes is the truth. It wins! That was fun.
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
When I google something the first answer to reach my eyes is the truth. It wins! That was fun.
In my dream I was trying to get someone to throw me over a fence as a prank
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
In my dream I was trying to get someone to throw me over a fence as a prank
I need three iPhones playing different podcasts arranged in a triangle around my head to sleep
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I need three iPhones playing different podcasts arranged in a triangle around my head to sleep
Taste is a cool sense because ads can’t assault it
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Taste is a cool sense because ads can’t assault it
Do not treat me like I enjoy being a sweetie
November 22, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Do not treat me like I enjoy being a sweetie
Quickly I need your most scenic bathroom
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Quickly I need your most scenic bathroom
May I say, lmao trump
November 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
May I say, lmao trump
Saw a notification that a random number texted me “Goodbye” but it’s not in my messages. If you’re reading this: See ya
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Saw a notification that a random number texted me “Goodbye” but it’s not in my messages. If you’re reading this: See ya
Right about now. Sleep two hours
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Right about now. Sleep two hours
Person with the loud bass in the middle school pickup line…I don’t know if you noticed but I’m unnecessarily wearing my sunglasses.:.so we’re probably tied for coolest
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Person with the loud bass in the middle school pickup line…I don’t know if you noticed but I’m unnecessarily wearing my sunglasses.:.so we’re probably tied for coolest
I just had Keith olbermann running loose in my app, no mute, no block, no keyword mute his name. Really scary stuff
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I just had Keith olbermann running loose in my app, no mute, no block, no keyword mute his name. Really scary stuff
Woke up in the middle of trying to figure out what day of the week is June 36
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Woke up in the middle of trying to figure out what day of the week is June 36
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I shattered your clay pots. I opened your chest. I stole the precious elixir hidden in your grandfather clock. And all you have to say is "the throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage"?!
Villager: The throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage.
Villager: The throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage.
November 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I shattered your clay pots. I opened your chest. I stole the precious elixir hidden in your grandfather clock. And all you have to say is "the throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage"?!
Villager: The throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage.
Villager: The throne room of Eastern Palace contains a secret passage.
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Making eye contact with another guy at the party who is also pulling out a pan flute and we both freeze.
November 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Making eye contact with another guy at the party who is also pulling out a pan flute and we both freeze.
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
Silence, league . I am trying to watch athletes
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Silence, league . I am trying to watch athletes
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superb fairywren, male & female
Bruny Island, Tasmania 🪶
Bruny Island, Tasmania 🪶
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
superb fairywren, male & female
Bruny Island, Tasmania 🪶
Bruny Island, Tasmania 🪶
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It's that time of year again. If you're in Scotland and go see the sunrise on a partly clear morning near the Cobbler in Arrochar, you might get lucky and see the grass dramatically lit up by the sun before it hits the mountains.
November 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
It's that time of year again. If you're in Scotland and go see the sunrise on a partly clear morning near the Cobbler in Arrochar, you might get lucky and see the grass dramatically lit up by the sun before it hits the mountains.
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Ahaha got you I said slash s under my breath
November 16, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Ahaha got you I said slash s under my breath