Corey $LastName
@lifesahaskell.bsky.social
Software Developer | He/Him Building tomorrow’s legacy software —today!
Nostradumbass of southern, MN
God is on a bender rn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptX2ilHYpCk
Nostradumbass of southern, MN
God is on a bender rn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptX2ilHYpCk
Vote for Adepta Snowroritas if you're a huge nerd like me.
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December 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Vote for Adepta Snowroritas if you're a huge nerd like me.
I’ve honestly been doing this out of habit at this point. Weed jars go in the passenger side rear door.
Unsealed cannabis packages must be stored in the trunk just like alcohol, a little-known rule that’s led to more than 1,200 misdemeanor convictions in Minnesota since marijuana was legalized minnesotareformer.com/2025/12/09/p...
Prosecutors have brought over 3,500 charges for marijuana possession in cars since legalization • Minnesota Reformer
When Minnesota lawmakers legalized recreational marijuana in 2023, Democrats hailed it as the state’s most sweeping shift in drug policy in half a century and long-overdue relief for tens of thousands...
minnesotareformer.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I’ve honestly been doing this out of habit at this point. Weed jars go in the passenger side rear door.
What’s with right wing politicians and posting cringe/half-assed pull-up clips.
December 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
What’s with right wing politicians and posting cringe/half-assed pull-up clips.
Genuinely interested in how my Spotify wrapped would have turned out had King Gizz not left the platform.
December 8, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Genuinely interested in how my Spotify wrapped would have turned out had King Gizz not left the platform.
Gonna teach the boy about the Ecclesiarchy and the horrors of the Immaterium today.
(Playing rogue trader with him swaddled next to me)
(Playing rogue trader with him swaddled next to me)
December 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Gonna teach the boy about the Ecclesiarchy and the horrors of the Immaterium today.
(Playing rogue trader with him swaddled next to me)
(Playing rogue trader with him swaddled next to me)
Little dude is cozy-maxing. No one has been as cozy as him.
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Little dude is cozy-maxing. No one has been as cozy as him.
Of course my upstairs toilet overflows into my basement. Why wouldn’t that happen?
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Of course my upstairs toilet overflows into my basement. Why wouldn’t that happen?
I will say it’s nice to be home with this little fella.
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I will say it’s nice to be home with this little fella.
Applied to that role I was talking about earlier. Super cool gig working at the intersection of cannabis/software engineering and here's hoping I've expended enough bad karma this year that I hear back.
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Applied to that role I was talking about earlier. Super cool gig working at the intersection of cannabis/software engineering and here's hoping I've expended enough bad karma this year that I hear back.
Sorry @wtyppod.com, all glory goes to @iwriteok.bsky.social and his cult leader-esque charisma
December 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Sorry @wtyppod.com, all glory goes to @iwriteok.bsky.social and his cult leader-esque charisma
Rewatching Monsters Inc. now that the toddler and I are out of the hospital and one thing I gotta say is: I really miss the inexplicable prevalence of cool jazz in the late 90s early 00s.
December 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Rewatching Monsters Inc. now that the toddler and I are out of the hospital and one thing I gotta say is: I really miss the inexplicable prevalence of cool jazz in the late 90s early 00s.
Welcome home to my daughter who also got milkshake all over her car seat and the car itself.
Embrace chaos.
Embrace chaos.
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Welcome home to my daughter who also got milkshake all over her car seat and the car itself.
Embrace chaos.
Embrace chaos.
Ok my wife actually got a tip on a near perfect job for me so let’s hope things pan out well.
How are the tech jobs up in the cities these days? Is it as much of a shit show as I think it is?
December 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Ok my wife actually got a tip on a near perfect job for me so let’s hope things pan out well.
How are the tech jobs up in the cities these days? Is it as much of a shit show as I think it is?
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
How are the tech jobs up in the cities these days? Is it as much of a shit show as I think it is?
The thing about computers is that we’re still terrible at them. They’ve only been around for a few decades and we’re still effectively brute forcing our way through solving Big Data and AI problems. Efficiencies can be found, and the “plagiarism machine” can be tamed.
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The thing about computers is that we’re still terrible at them. They’ve only been around for a few decades and we’re still effectively brute forcing our way through solving Big Data and AI problems. Efficiencies can be found, and the “plagiarism machine” can be tamed.
What will we do without MAPL flavored porn!?
I had no idea our pornography was subject to Canadian content quotas to begin with and I have so many questions
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
What will we do without MAPL flavored porn!?
The Mayo Clinic has their own internal TV streaming service, and there isn’t much on it beyond Disney movies and WW2 Boomer Bait.
But one thing that’s always been mildly intriguing to me is the self funded documentary they did with get this: Tom Hanks and Sam Waterston.
Let’s watch it.
But one thing that’s always been mildly intriguing to me is the self funded documentary they did with get this: Tom Hanks and Sam Waterston.
Let’s watch it.
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The Mayo Clinic has their own internal TV streaming service, and there isn’t much on it beyond Disney movies and WW2 Boomer Bait.
But one thing that’s always been mildly intriguing to me is the self funded documentary they did with get this: Tom Hanks and Sam Waterston.
Let’s watch it.
But one thing that’s always been mildly intriguing to me is the self funded documentary they did with get this: Tom Hanks and Sam Waterston.
Let’s watch it.
I expected more, but I’ve toned myself down in my old age. (And deleted a bunch of manic skeets)
@lifesahaskell.bsky.social has swears! They've used 327 profanities in their last 1,057 posts.
🥇 "fucking" (91 times)
🥈 "shit" (72 times)
🥉 "fuck" (33 times)
🥇 "fucking" (91 times)
🥈 "shit" (72 times)
🥉 "fuck" (33 times)
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I expected more, but I’ve toned myself down in my old age. (And deleted a bunch of manic skeets)
I stole this meme so fucking fast.
November 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I stole this meme so fucking fast.
Spending the night in regular Peds rather than the PICU. Down to just above room concentration (35%) for supplemental oxygen. Last night we were up to almost 90% so that’s a solid improvement.
Hopefully this is the last night with a cannula and we can have a good night on room air tomorrow.
Hopefully this is the last night with a cannula and we can have a good night on room air tomorrow.
Kiddo is doing well and mom & newborn are doing alright at home.
Shits compounded with my allegedly paid paternity leave that’s so far been unpaid due to messed up time code bs.
However we can always count on a sketchy uncle to organize a dead drop of cash on a moments notice.
Shits compounded with my allegedly paid paternity leave that’s so far been unpaid due to messed up time code bs.
However we can always count on a sketchy uncle to organize a dead drop of cash on a moments notice.
Moved up to the PICU! Don’t know why we were in Gen peds in the first place but she’s finally getting somewhere.
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Spending the night in regular Peds rather than the PICU. Down to just above room concentration (35%) for supplemental oxygen. Last night we were up to almost 90% so that’s a solid improvement.
Hopefully this is the last night with a cannula and we can have a good night on room air tomorrow.
Hopefully this is the last night with a cannula and we can have a good night on room air tomorrow.
More like “boofallo nahbres” amirite Wild fans.
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
More like “boofallo nahbres” amirite Wild fans.
Genuinely asking which junior level college writing class is letting students use double spaced lines.
I took writing for science majors and even for that lower bar we were restricted to 10pt font single spaced.
Are we certain it wasn’t a high school junior’s PSEO English class?
I took writing for science majors and even for that lower bar we were restricted to 10pt font single spaced.
Are we certain it wasn’t a high school junior’s PSEO English class?
good god this is bad. this person is a junior in college? how did she get that far writing like a sixth grader?
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Genuinely asking which junior level college writing class is letting students use double spaced lines.
I took writing for science majors and even for that lower bar we were restricted to 10pt font single spaced.
Are we certain it wasn’t a high school junior’s PSEO English class?
I took writing for science majors and even for that lower bar we were restricted to 10pt font single spaced.
Are we certain it wasn’t a high school junior’s PSEO English class?
@profanity.accountant sum up my shame.
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
@profanity.accountant sum up my shame.
Rate the cheesesteak. Caveat it has mushrooms which may or may not be disqualifying.
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Rate the cheesesteak. Caveat it has mushrooms which may or may not be disqualifying.