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Corey $LastName
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Software Developer | He/Him Building tomorrow’s legacy software —today!

Nostradumbass of southern, MN

God is on a bender rn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptX2ilHYpCk
Hmmm
December 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Whomp whomp.
December 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
When are they gonna fire this guy for squandering billions on dumb shit no one wants.
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I need to pawn this house onto some other schmuck and buy something made closer to this century.
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Was it a company or department-wide reply all? Otherwise there’s usually good reason to imo.
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
He’s already nationalizing an Intel and a bunch of energy and mining companies, might as well.
December 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Ozempic for free and Kei cars for all.
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The answer is: cold.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
What really needs to be investigated is the state of the Hanna-Barbera cartoons. What horrors do they have to tell?
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This is embarrassing and also unsurprising. I mean, I had a fuckin mental breakdown after misreading a certain song while I was already on the verge of cracking.
December 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Lean to the point of 1 person teams?
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
An economy built upon children’s screams doesn’t sound half bad tbh. That shit grows on trees.

Little sunshine over here could power a city block for a month in the matter of an afternoon.
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM