Jennifer Goodland, Revolution Nerd
@libraryjenn.bsky.social
Neurospicy librarian; Olympic hopeful. Lazy, but bad at it. Very busy, so tell me why you’re DMing me if you expect a response. Content: obscure primary sources, #ALA. Mocking my horse, #GarbageMare, who I found in a trash heap.
Pinned
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
Immune system: I’m about to start some nonsense.
Me, using teacher voice: Absolutely not. You sit right down in your chair and do your work right now.
Immune system: Yes ma’am. (plots to ruin Thanksgiving week)
Me, using teacher voice: Absolutely not. You sit right down in your chair and do your work right now.
Immune system: Yes ma’am. (plots to ruin Thanksgiving week)
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Immune system: I’m about to start some nonsense.
Me, using teacher voice: Absolutely not. You sit right down in your chair and do your work right now.
Immune system: Yes ma’am. (plots to ruin Thanksgiving week)
Me, using teacher voice: Absolutely not. You sit right down in your chair and do your work right now.
Immune system: Yes ma’am. (plots to ruin Thanksgiving week)
There are so many TV shows and movies for Amish people these days!
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
There are so many TV shows and movies for Amish people these days!
Reposted by Jennifer Goodland, Revolution Nerd
If you have a costco membership, PediaSure and diapers are on sale right now. Might be a good thing to grab and hand to your nearest food bank/etc if you want something quick & easy. 💓
November 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If you have a costco membership, PediaSure and diapers are on sale right now. Might be a good thing to grab and hand to your nearest food bank/etc if you want something quick & easy. 💓
Good morning, off to ruin the workplace with my womanness
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Good morning, off to ruin the workplace with my womanness
📚 Library instruction is just more fun with the health profession students.
"If they say they're the Mayo Clinic, make sure they don't mean the condiment."
"As we can see, heroin is always bad for babies."
"If they say they're the Mayo Clinic, make sure they don't mean the condiment."
"As we can see, heroin is always bad for babies."
November 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
📚 Library instruction is just more fun with the health profession students.
"If they say they're the Mayo Clinic, make sure they don't mean the condiment."
"As we can see, heroin is always bad for babies."
"If they say they're the Mayo Clinic, make sure they don't mean the condiment."
"As we can see, heroin is always bad for babies."
SNAP outage continues. Today I bought meat packets, and then a huge case of Takis because the kids love Takis.
I have also found out my mother is on this crusade in her state, and might have found a solution for the state to extend their SNAP funding.
I have also found out my mother is on this crusade in her state, and might have found a solution for the state to extend their SNAP funding.
November 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
SNAP outage continues. Today I bought meat packets, and then a huge case of Takis because the kids love Takis.
I have also found out my mother is on this crusade in her state, and might have found a solution for the state to extend their SNAP funding.
I have also found out my mother is on this crusade in her state, and might have found a solution for the state to extend their SNAP funding.
Remember in his first term, when Teen Vogue came for him? Now, it’s People Magazine? In his third term it’s gonna be that rural truck stop newspaper that lists tractors for sale, and they’re gonna be merciless.
someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Remember in his first term, when Teen Vogue came for him? Now, it’s People Magazine? In his third term it’s gonna be that rural truck stop newspaper that lists tractors for sale, and they’re gonna be merciless.
SNAP is now suspended. Research the private equity companies and billionaires who currently own controlling shares in Funko Pop. Then, if you decide that maybe you don’t need that new Funko Pop after all, spend the same money on adult diapers and donate them to your local food bank.
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
SNAP is now suspended. Research the private equity companies and billionaires who currently own controlling shares in Funko Pop. Then, if you decide that maybe you don’t need that new Funko Pop after all, spend the same money on adult diapers and donate them to your local food bank.
I… I was not prepared. Apparently I live in THAT neighborhood. I had 150 full candy bars and I ran out in 20 minutes.
November 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I… I was not prepared. Apparently I live in THAT neighborhood. I had 150 full candy bars and I ran out in 20 minutes.
A small sampling of the reason why we are not getting anything done today:
October 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
A small sampling of the reason why we are not getting anything done today:
SNAP ends tomorrow.
If you are doing okay, the next time you go to the store, please buy two things:
Pedialyte
Infant Tylenol
Just toss ‘em in your cart. Then take them to your nearest food bank.
Those aren’t donated often but when a little one is sick, they’re worth a lot more than canned soup.
If you are doing okay, the next time you go to the store, please buy two things:
Pedialyte
Infant Tylenol
Just toss ‘em in your cart. Then take them to your nearest food bank.
Those aren’t donated often but when a little one is sick, they’re worth a lot more than canned soup.
October 31, 2025 at 1:02 PM
SNAP ends tomorrow.
If you are doing okay, the next time you go to the store, please buy two things:
Pedialyte
Infant Tylenol
Just toss ‘em in your cart. Then take them to your nearest food bank.
Those aren’t donated often but when a little one is sick, they’re worth a lot more than canned soup.
If you are doing okay, the next time you go to the store, please buy two things:
Pedialyte
Infant Tylenol
Just toss ‘em in your cart. Then take them to your nearest food bank.
Those aren’t donated often but when a little one is sick, they’re worth a lot more than canned soup.
Reposted by Jennifer Goodland, Revolution Nerd
“You know im something of a prepper myself”
October 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“You know im something of a prepper myself”
📚 I tried to contact someone, anyone, at Amazon Library Services. It did not go well.
Libraries require vendor transparency. As a best practice, I like to meet with a vendor before I sign my library up for services. And this brings me to Amazon Library Services.
1. The website… | Jenn...
Libraries require vendor transparency. As a best practice, I like to meet with a vendor before I sign my library up for services. And this brings me to Amazon Library Services.
1. The website https:/...
www.linkedin.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
📚 I tried to contact someone, anyone, at Amazon Library Services. It did not go well.
Reposted by Jennifer Goodland, Revolution Nerd
Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
October 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.”
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
“But we can open the box,” said Toad.
“That is true,” said Frog.
📚 Have discovered an ancient OCLC category called "Unknown."
It has over 54,000 entries.
Title list will be ready in 2 hours.
It has over 54,000 entries.
Title list will be ready in 2 hours.
a cat with a caption that says monsters all around me
Alt: a cat with a caption that says monsters all around me. Where is god. Help.
media.tenor.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
📚 Have discovered an ancient OCLC category called "Unknown."
It has over 54,000 entries.
Title list will be ready in 2 hours.
It has over 54,000 entries.
Title list will be ready in 2 hours.
Ulysses S. Grant passing by Grant’s Tomb: Hey what the fuck…
October 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Ulysses S. Grant passing by Grant’s Tomb: Hey what the fuck…
Summarize a famous work of literature as though you had the analytical skills of Elon Musk.
A Confederacy of Dunces: A man builds wealth by opening a hot dog cart without asking the government for assistance.
A Confederacy of Dunces: A man builds wealth by opening a hot dog cart without asking the government for assistance.
this is an overtly fascist narrative - even the misreading of myth & literature is on brand
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Summarize a famous work of literature as though you had the analytical skills of Elon Musk.
A Confederacy of Dunces: A man builds wealth by opening a hot dog cart without asking the government for assistance.
A Confederacy of Dunces: A man builds wealth by opening a hot dog cart without asking the government for assistance.
📚 Online Information/Library Science PhD programs? I’m looking! Thinking @simmonsuniversity.bsky.social even though it’s not officially online, it looks like you can do everything remotely?
Relocating isn’t an option, as I do a lot of work with reservations.
Relocating isn’t an option, as I do a lot of work with reservations.
October 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
📚 Online Information/Library Science PhD programs? I’m looking! Thinking @simmonsuniversity.bsky.social even though it’s not officially online, it looks like you can do everything remotely?
Relocating isn’t an option, as I do a lot of work with reservations.
Relocating isn’t an option, as I do a lot of work with reservations.
Reposted by Jennifer Goodland, Revolution Nerd
"Email has become a crucible. I can no longer say 'Attached is the draft.' I must instead write, 'Enclosed—though, of course, enclosure itself is a problematic modality—please locate a text-in-process, emergent rather than concluded.'”
I Got Tenure and Now I Can’t Seem to Form Simple Declarative Sentences
When I received the email, I was holding a piece of toast. Dry, no butter. I remember this vividly because it was the last thing in my life with a ...
buff.ly
October 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"Email has become a crucible. I can no longer say 'Attached is the draft.' I must instead write, 'Enclosed—though, of course, enclosure itself is a problematic modality—please locate a text-in-process, emergent rather than concluded.'”
He had to be outside for a second longer than necessary this morning. He wants you all to know I am a MONSTER.
October 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
He had to be outside for a second longer than necessary this morning. He wants you all to know I am a MONSTER.
📚 Fine. Steal our copy of “Gender Queer.” But all that does is make us buy another copy and give more royalties to Maia Kobabe.
October 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
📚 Fine. Steal our copy of “Gender Queer.” But all that does is make us buy another copy and give more royalties to Maia Kobabe.
I respect the actors in Invasion. There are glimmers that they are better than the performances they give, but most of the time, they are simply matching the quality of the writing. It’s a sort of silent protest, and it makes me feel as though we are united in our mutual resentment. Wajo.
October 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I respect the actors in Invasion. There are glimmers that they are better than the performances they give, but most of the time, they are simply matching the quality of the writing. It’s a sort of silent protest, and it makes me feel as though we are united in our mutual resentment. Wajo.
Two 50-something women about to throw hands over one of them placing a large Subway order and not calling ahead. (She did call ahead, they forgot.)
October 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Two 50-something women about to throw hands over one of them placing a large Subway order and not calling ahead. (She did call ahead, they forgot.)
Remember how mad they got over Lizzo playing a flute?
October 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Remember how mad they got over Lizzo playing a flute?
📚 A major publisher asked for my pandemic bio and I said “For the next few months I would look back fondly on the normalcy of putting granny panties on a cow…” and they’re going with it
This is going to be linked to my professional identity
This is going to be linked to my professional identity
October 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
📚 A major publisher asked for my pandemic bio and I said “For the next few months I would look back fondly on the normalcy of putting granny panties on a cow…” and they’re going with it
This is going to be linked to my professional identity
This is going to be linked to my professional identity