Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻
@lezbollahmothra.bsky.social
(Marxist Leninist, Shia, lesbian) (free 🇵🇸) live thru this with me // I swear that I will die for you. Hot takes are mine & do not reflect the views of my cat
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I’m so sorry for everything past Noor said & did while drinking & preemptively sorry for whatever future Noor says & does while drinking.
Just once upon this earth i’d like one of my favorite football teams to be good while im trying to talk them up to my family on a holiday like gatDAMN.
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Just once upon this earth i’d like one of my favorite football teams to be good while im trying to talk them up to my family on a holiday like gatDAMN.
My baba is horrified by the concept of social media in general because he’s like “why would i want to be bothered in my own home?” Im like. Yeah ok i can’t argue with that actually.
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
My baba is horrified by the concept of social media in general because he’s like “why would i want to be bothered in my own home?” Im like. Yeah ok i can’t argue with that actually.
Favorite Brother is as big a standup comedy fanatic as I am & the second everyone else went to bed it was me & him drinking wine on the couch & scouring youtube to show each other our favorite bits 😭 i love it when he’s home bruh i miss him so fuckin bad
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Favorite Brother is as big a standup comedy fanatic as I am & the second everyone else went to bed it was me & him drinking wine on the couch & scouring youtube to show each other our favorite bits 😭 i love it when he’s home bruh i miss him so fuckin bad
Favorite Brother came home & i was acting So Normal & Sane & Sober & somehow big dawg came to the conclusion i
Was drunk.
Ok which one of u commies TOLD ON ME 😭
Was drunk.
Ok which one of u commies TOLD ON ME 😭
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Favorite Brother came home & i was acting So Normal & Sane & Sober & somehow big dawg came to the conclusion i
Was drunk.
Ok which one of u commies TOLD ON ME 😭
Was drunk.
Ok which one of u commies TOLD ON ME 😭
Baba “u mind if i turn the tv on?”
Me “oh ur good”
Baba “i know im good, but do u mind if i turn the tv on”
💀💀💀💀 sir.
Me “oh ur good”
Baba “i know im good, but do u mind if i turn the tv on”
💀💀💀💀 sir.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Baba “u mind if i turn the tv on?”
Me “oh ur good”
Baba “i know im good, but do u mind if i turn the tv on”
💀💀💀💀 sir.
Me “oh ur good”
Baba “i know im good, but do u mind if i turn the tv on”
💀💀💀💀 sir.
Whenever i think or say anything completely batshit or unhinged, i just console myself by saying “at least tom cruise understands me”.
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Whenever i think or say anything completely batshit or unhinged, i just console myself by saying “at least tom cruise understands me”.
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Putting this guy in charge of administering my will
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Putting this guy in charge of administering my will
Dee “do you have any idea how much pollution a bus causes?”
Charlie “idk… 3?”
Dee “3?… 3 what?”
Charlie “…pollutions?”
Dee
Charlie “i don’t- i’m not a scientist”
Charlie “idk… 3?”
Dee “3?… 3 what?”
Charlie “…pollutions?”
Dee
Charlie “i don’t- i’m not a scientist”
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Dee “do you have any idea how much pollution a bus causes?”
Charlie “idk… 3?”
Dee “3?… 3 what?”
Charlie “…pollutions?”
Dee
Charlie “i don’t- i’m not a scientist”
Charlie “idk… 3?”
Dee “3?… 3 what?”
Charlie “…pollutions?”
Dee
Charlie “i don’t- i’m not a scientist”
God im so self involved i keep staying up too late bc im under the covers reading my own old posts onhere & laughing
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
God im so self involved i keep staying up too late bc im under the covers reading my own old posts onhere & laughing
*curled up under the covers snuggled up in my jammies, feeling eepy & hugging a stuffed moth* “u know what’s some perfect sleepy time music? Slipknot”
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM
*curled up under the covers snuggled up in my jammies, feeling eepy & hugging a stuffed moth* “u know what’s some perfect sleepy time music? Slipknot”
There was a twitter post about everyone’s top Tom Cruise movies & it reminded me; God, Minority Report fucked me up so bad, worst movie to watch as an unmedicated schizophrenic, i have so many regrets. 10/10 no notes.
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
There was a twitter post about everyone’s top Tom Cruise movies & it reminded me; God, Minority Report fucked me up so bad, worst movie to watch as an unmedicated schizophrenic, i have so many regrets. 10/10 no notes.
My beautiful gf is asleep & i am not, that feels illegal because I miss her.
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
My beautiful gf is asleep & i am not, that feels illegal because I miss her.
My new kink is when u start a YouTube video & it opens with “let’s get right in to it” then actually does get right in to it with no 5+ minute long preamble ramble 🥰🫦
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My new kink is when u start a YouTube video & it opens with “let’s get right in to it” then actually does get right in to it with no 5+ minute long preamble ramble 🥰🫦
My bank account is down to $10 because i had to buy food the first 14 days of the month & now im fucked
If someone could throw me like $25 i would really appreciate it
Cashapp/venmo MuslimMissWorld
Paypal.me/aviewsocruel/
If someone could throw me like $25 i would really appreciate it
Cashapp/venmo MuslimMissWorld
Paypal.me/aviewsocruel/
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November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My bank account is down to $10 because i had to buy food the first 14 days of the month & now im fucked
If someone could throw me like $25 i would really appreciate it
Cashapp/venmo MuslimMissWorld
Paypal.me/aviewsocruel/
If someone could throw me like $25 i would really appreciate it
Cashapp/venmo MuslimMissWorld
Paypal.me/aviewsocruel/
What i know my baba sees in his head when i tell him im hanging out with my friends
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What i know my baba sees in his head when i tell him im hanging out with my friends
I don’t have the genre of autism that makes me good at math but i do have whatever genre of autism this is
youtu.be/9yyoWOptOBw?...
youtu.be/9yyoWOptOBw?...
Let's give Simpsons characters a Pokemon (because why not)
YouTube video by TheRealJims
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November 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I don’t have the genre of autism that makes me good at math but i do have whatever genre of autism this is
youtu.be/9yyoWOptOBw?...
youtu.be/9yyoWOptOBw?...
Dee “it means we’re all alcoholics”
Mac “…what do we do with that information”
Dennis “what do y’do with any information; you just stuff it deep down inside & keep an eye on it”
Dee “y’keep it”
Dennis “im certainly not gonna stop drinking”
Charlie “i mean i physically can’t”
Mac “…what do we do with that information”
Dennis “what do y’do with any information; you just stuff it deep down inside & keep an eye on it”
Dee “y’keep it”
Dennis “im certainly not gonna stop drinking”
Charlie “i mean i physically can’t”
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Dee “it means we’re all alcoholics”
Mac “…what do we do with that information”
Dennis “what do y’do with any information; you just stuff it deep down inside & keep an eye on it”
Dee “y’keep it”
Dennis “im certainly not gonna stop drinking”
Charlie “i mean i physically can’t”
Mac “…what do we do with that information”
Dennis “what do y’do with any information; you just stuff it deep down inside & keep an eye on it”
Dee “y’keep it”
Dennis “im certainly not gonna stop drinking”
Charlie “i mean i physically can’t”
Reposted by Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻
NYT journalists: how dare you accuse me of belonging to an organization that systematically demeans women and victims of sexual trafficking
NYT today: this greedy kid wanted money for braces and so ended up becoming sexually trafficked. The real victim? Matt Gaetz
NYT today: this greedy kid wanted money for braces and so ended up becoming sexually trafficked. The real victim? Matt Gaetz
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
NYT journalists: how dare you accuse me of belonging to an organization that systematically demeans women and victims of sexual trafficking
NYT today: this greedy kid wanted money for braces and so ended up becoming sexually trafficked. The real victim? Matt Gaetz
NYT today: this greedy kid wanted money for braces and so ended up becoming sexually trafficked. The real victim? Matt Gaetz
Decolonization includes spiritual/religious stuff, it includes examining our faiths w/a critical lense, it includes spiritually divesting from a lot of interpretations (& entire faiths for some) Decolonization includes killing the colonizer in our heads telling us what to believe
November 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Decolonization includes spiritual/religious stuff, it includes examining our faiths w/a critical lense, it includes spiritually divesting from a lot of interpretations (& entire faiths for some) Decolonization includes killing the colonizer in our heads telling us what to believe
Found one of my estranged uncles on fb & he’s following a bunch of busty goth influencers.
Yknow what, critical support to estranged big tiddy goth appreciator unc 😭
Yknow what, critical support to estranged big tiddy goth appreciator unc 😭
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Found one of my estranged uncles on fb & he’s following a bunch of busty goth influencers.
Yknow what, critical support to estranged big tiddy goth appreciator unc 😭
Yknow what, critical support to estranged big tiddy goth appreciator unc 😭
Reposted by Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
“Chasing Cars” coming up on shuffle while i try to salvage what i can from my now deleted facebook is a little on the nose, my phone is so dramatic.
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 AM
“Chasing Cars” coming up on shuffle while i try to salvage what i can from my now deleted facebook is a little on the nose, my phone is so dramatic.
Reposted by Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻
trust is neither given nor earned. it forms naturally between people who share the experience of having listened to Skinny Puppy at or after 3 am in the dark by themselves
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
trust is neither given nor earned. it forms naturally between people who share the experience of having listened to Skinny Puppy at or after 3 am in the dark by themselves
Reposted by Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻
Aw, c'mon - BEElzebub was right there!
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
New 'Lucifer' bee with devil-like horns found in Australia
The native bee was found near a rare wildflower, prompting scientists to call for the area to be protected.
www.bbc.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Aw, c'mon - BEElzebub was right there!
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Nothing online is FUN anymore.
Everything feels like ur forever dodging corporate takeovers, censors, paywalls, ads & inaccessible bullshit.
Half the users are bots & then half of the actual ppl might as well be bots for all the original or unique thoughts/input they contribute.
Everything feels like ur forever dodging corporate takeovers, censors, paywalls, ads & inaccessible bullshit.
Half the users are bots & then half of the actual ppl might as well be bots for all the original or unique thoughts/input they contribute.
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Nothing online is FUN anymore.
Everything feels like ur forever dodging corporate takeovers, censors, paywalls, ads & inaccessible bullshit.
Half the users are bots & then half of the actual ppl might as well be bots for all the original or unique thoughts/input they contribute.
Everything feels like ur forever dodging corporate takeovers, censors, paywalls, ads & inaccessible bullshit.
Half the users are bots & then half of the actual ppl might as well be bots for all the original or unique thoughts/input they contribute.