Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻
@lezbollahmothra.bsky.social
(Marxist Leninist, Shia, lesbian) (free 🇵🇸) live thru this with me // I swear that I will die for you. Hot takes are mine & do not reflect the views of my cat
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I’m so sorry for everything past Noor said & did while drinking & preemptively sorry for whatever future Noor says & does while drinking.
With the rise in complaints about people “dressing down” at the store (wearing pajamas or sweats). I need it to be known that when i wear my Seahawks sweatpants to the liquor store, i do so with full intention of the utmost flagrant disrespect towards everybody that cares.
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
With the rise in complaints about people “dressing down” at the store (wearing pajamas or sweats). I need it to be known that when i wear my Seahawks sweatpants to the liquor store, i do so with full intention of the utmost flagrant disrespect towards everybody that cares.
Have i mentioned that Alzheimers can go fuck itself?
Fuck Alzheimers
All the homies hate Alzheimers.
Oh my GOD FUCK ALZHEIMERS.
That is all.
Fuck Alzheimers
Sincerely
Noor
(Fuck Alzheimers)
Fuck Alzheimers
All the homies hate Alzheimers.
Oh my GOD FUCK ALZHEIMERS.
That is all.
Fuck Alzheimers
Sincerely
Noor
(Fuck Alzheimers)
December 6, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Have i mentioned that Alzheimers can go fuck itself?
Fuck Alzheimers
All the homies hate Alzheimers.
Oh my GOD FUCK ALZHEIMERS.
That is all.
Fuck Alzheimers
Sincerely
Noor
(Fuck Alzheimers)
Fuck Alzheimers
All the homies hate Alzheimers.
Oh my GOD FUCK ALZHEIMERS.
That is all.
Fuck Alzheimers
Sincerely
Noor
(Fuck Alzheimers)
My gf “oh it’s Friday i think thst means pizza!”
Me “oh u catholic huh”
Her “wut”
Me
Her
Me
Her “well yeah my mom is catholic”
Lmao im 1/2 sicilian i know bout pizza on fridays thats my second language 💀
Me “oh u catholic huh”
Her “wut”
Me
Her
Me
Her “well yeah my mom is catholic”
Lmao im 1/2 sicilian i know bout pizza on fridays thats my second language 💀
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
My gf “oh it’s Friday i think thst means pizza!”
Me “oh u catholic huh”
Her “wut”
Me
Her
Me
Her “well yeah my mom is catholic”
Lmao im 1/2 sicilian i know bout pizza on fridays thats my second language 💀
Me “oh u catholic huh”
Her “wut”
Me
Her
Me
Her “well yeah my mom is catholic”
Lmao im 1/2 sicilian i know bout pizza on fridays thats my second language 💀
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"The reading's off the chart. Even Master Yoda doesn't have a B̶l̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶a̶l̶c̶o̶h̶o̶l̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶t̶e̶n̶t̶ midichlorian count that high."
- Qui-Gon GIN
- Qui-Gon GIN
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"The reading's off the chart. Even Master Yoda doesn't have a B̶l̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶a̶l̶c̶o̶h̶o̶l̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶t̶e̶n̶t̶ midichlorian count that high."
- Qui-Gon GIN
- Qui-Gon GIN
It is very cold so noor has to walk to the bar wearing winter clothes which are not cute but are star wars themed so naturally im just gonna have to cross the ice planet Hoth (the sidewalk in Maryland winter) to get to the rebel base (my favorite bar).
Luckily im a jedi*
*drunk
Luckily im a jedi*
*drunk
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It is very cold so noor has to walk to the bar wearing winter clothes which are not cute but are star wars themed so naturally im just gonna have to cross the ice planet Hoth (the sidewalk in Maryland winter) to get to the rebel base (my favorite bar).
Luckily im a jedi*
*drunk
Luckily im a jedi*
*drunk
Humiliation ritual = me having to look for a beginner play-through tutorial online to play *checks notes* uhh Planet Zoo 😭💀
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Humiliation ritual = me having to look for a beginner play-through tutorial online to play *checks notes* uhh Planet Zoo 😭💀
Lawyer “you don’t remember being present in a court of law while a wild animal PECKED OUT SOMEONE’S EYE??”
Frank
Lawyer
Frank “can you be more specific”
It’s Always Sunny is a national treasure
Frank
Lawyer
Frank “can you be more specific”
It’s Always Sunny is a national treasure
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Lawyer “you don’t remember being present in a court of law while a wild animal PECKED OUT SOMEONE’S EYE??”
Frank
Lawyer
Frank “can you be more specific”
It’s Always Sunny is a national treasure
Frank
Lawyer
Frank “can you be more specific”
It’s Always Sunny is a national treasure
Sure i cant make u rich but i can get u good drugs & after all isnt that the only reason anyone wants to be rich in the first place
December 3, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Sure i cant make u rich but i can get u good drugs & after all isnt that the only reason anyone wants to be rich in the first place
Reposted by Noor ☭ Obi-Wan Cannoli 🔻
There's a couple reasons so many IWW songs are set to the tunes of hymns and one is that the Salvation Army Band would show up and try to stop workers organizing by playing hymns to drown out speeches, so the Wobblies came up with words so they could sing along. SA has been trash all along.
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
There's a couple reasons so many IWW songs are set to the tunes of hymns and one is that the Salvation Army Band would show up and try to stop workers organizing by playing hymns to drown out speeches, so the Wobblies came up with words so they could sing along. SA has been trash all along.
I cant believe i went thru all the trouble to set my trusty ol xmas tree up & it’s broken.
“Pre-lit” my ass, only thing gettin lit here is me smdh.
“Pre-lit” my ass, only thing gettin lit here is me smdh.
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I cant believe i went thru all the trouble to set my trusty ol xmas tree up & it’s broken.
“Pre-lit” my ass, only thing gettin lit here is me smdh.
“Pre-lit” my ass, only thing gettin lit here is me smdh.
Me “it’s like 2005 im used to paying everything digitally”
Sean “i got some bad news for u, rip van winkle, it’s 2025”
Sean “i got some bad news for u, rip van winkle, it’s 2025”
December 2, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Me “it’s like 2005 im used to paying everything digitally”
Sean “i got some bad news for u, rip van winkle, it’s 2025”
Sean “i got some bad news for u, rip van winkle, it’s 2025”
Everyone else is cussing out like demons soul or tlou2 & im here cussing out coral island because by the time i found the general store it was closed 💀
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Everyone else is cussing out like demons soul or tlou2 & im here cussing out coral island because by the time i found the general store it was closed 💀
Drop ur PlayStation handles here, ya bitch just got a PS5 🥰 early xmas present
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Drop ur PlayStation handles here, ya bitch just got a PS5 🥰 early xmas present
Just once upon this earth i’d like one of my favorite football teams to be good while im trying to talk them up to my family on a holiday like gatDAMN.
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Just once upon this earth i’d like one of my favorite football teams to be good while im trying to talk them up to my family on a holiday like gatDAMN.
My baba is horrified by the concept of social media in general because he’s like “why would i want to be bothered in my own home?” Im like. Yeah ok i can’t argue with that actually.
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
My baba is horrified by the concept of social media in general because he’s like “why would i want to be bothered in my own home?” Im like. Yeah ok i can’t argue with that actually.
Favorite Brother is as big a standup comedy fanatic as I am & the second everyone else went to bed it was me & him drinking wine on the couch & scouring youtube to show each other our favorite bits 😭 i love it when he’s home bruh i miss him so fuckin bad
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Favorite Brother is as big a standup comedy fanatic as I am & the second everyone else went to bed it was me & him drinking wine on the couch & scouring youtube to show each other our favorite bits 😭 i love it when he’s home bruh i miss him so fuckin bad
Favorite Brother came home & i was acting So Normal & Sane & Sober & somehow big dawg came to the conclusion i
Was drunk.
Ok which one of u commies TOLD ON ME 😭
Was drunk.
Ok which one of u commies TOLD ON ME 😭
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Favorite Brother came home & i was acting So Normal & Sane & Sober & somehow big dawg came to the conclusion i
Was drunk.
Ok which one of u commies TOLD ON ME 😭
Was drunk.
Ok which one of u commies TOLD ON ME 😭
Baba “u mind if i turn the tv on?”
Me “oh ur good”
Baba “i know im good, but do u mind if i turn the tv on”
💀💀💀💀 sir.
Me “oh ur good”
Baba “i know im good, but do u mind if i turn the tv on”
💀💀💀💀 sir.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Baba “u mind if i turn the tv on?”
Me “oh ur good”
Baba “i know im good, but do u mind if i turn the tv on”
💀💀💀💀 sir.
Me “oh ur good”
Baba “i know im good, but do u mind if i turn the tv on”
💀💀💀💀 sir.
Whenever i think or say anything completely batshit or unhinged, i just console myself by saying “at least tom cruise understands me”.
November 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Whenever i think or say anything completely batshit or unhinged, i just console myself by saying “at least tom cruise understands me”.
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Putting this guy in charge of administering my will
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Putting this guy in charge of administering my will
Dee “do you have any idea how much pollution a bus causes?”
Charlie “idk… 3?”
Dee “3?… 3 what?”
Charlie “…pollutions?”
Dee
Charlie “i don’t- i’m not a scientist”
Charlie “idk… 3?”
Dee “3?… 3 what?”
Charlie “…pollutions?”
Dee
Charlie “i don’t- i’m not a scientist”
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Dee “do you have any idea how much pollution a bus causes?”
Charlie “idk… 3?”
Dee “3?… 3 what?”
Charlie “…pollutions?”
Dee
Charlie “i don’t- i’m not a scientist”
Charlie “idk… 3?”
Dee “3?… 3 what?”
Charlie “…pollutions?”
Dee
Charlie “i don’t- i’m not a scientist”
God im so self involved i keep staying up too late bc im under the covers reading my own old posts onhere & laughing
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 AM
God im so self involved i keep staying up too late bc im under the covers reading my own old posts onhere & laughing
*curled up under the covers snuggled up in my jammies, feeling eepy & hugging a stuffed moth* “u know what’s some perfect sleepy time music? Slipknot”
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM
*curled up under the covers snuggled up in my jammies, feeling eepy & hugging a stuffed moth* “u know what’s some perfect sleepy time music? Slipknot”
There was a twitter post about everyone’s top Tom Cruise movies & it reminded me; God, Minority Report fucked me up so bad, worst movie to watch as an unmedicated schizophrenic, i have so many regrets. 10/10 no notes.
November 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
There was a twitter post about everyone’s top Tom Cruise movies & it reminded me; God, Minority Report fucked me up so bad, worst movie to watch as an unmedicated schizophrenic, i have so many regrets. 10/10 no notes.
My beautiful gf is asleep & i am not, that feels illegal because I miss her.
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
My beautiful gf is asleep & i am not, that feels illegal because I miss her.