Was thelewisbell
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Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”
Apparently the zombocom domain expired yesterday and was presumably bought out by some other jackass who launched this vibe-coded IMPOSTOR
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Most people experienced the fall of the Roman Empire as: “One day a bridge collapsed, and no one came to fix it.”
Bruno G that man that you are
February 7, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Bruno G that man that you are
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What is that quote about British journalists being impossible to bribe because they write whatever they are told free of charge
February 2, 2026 at 5:44 PM
What is that quote about British journalists being impossible to bribe because they write whatever they are told free of charge
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Shabana Mahmood here, whose “ultimate vision” is to turn the world into a prison
January 20, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Shabana Mahmood here, whose “ultimate vision” is to turn the world into a prison
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0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
January 18, 2026 at 8:45 AM
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
January 16, 2026 at 3:03 PM
it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
I hate Chris Spargo, he makes videos of all the bits of Trivia I have rattling around in my brain, and is now making money off it.
That could be me, if I wasn't an unlikeable misanthrope!
(This is sarcasm, I don't hate him)
That could be me, if I wasn't an unlikeable misanthrope!
(This is sarcasm, I don't hate him)
January 16, 2026 at 10:08 AM
I hate Chris Spargo, he makes videos of all the bits of Trivia I have rattling around in my brain, and is now making money off it.
That could be me, if I wasn't an unlikeable misanthrope!
(This is sarcasm, I don't hate him)
That could be me, if I wasn't an unlikeable misanthrope!
(This is sarcasm, I don't hate him)
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![- July 31, 2008
[[Ray is holding the phone and dialing. Beef waits expectantly, clipboard at the ready.]] Ray: Alright dogg, I'm takin' on The Game. Beef: No you don't mean it <<Beep Bop Dootle Dop>> [[Ray keeps dialing. Beef makes a note on his clipboard.]] Ray: Yeah, man. Dilbert. Probably gonna get sued for even sayin' that name. Beef: Alright be strong and no matter what just get the win <<Deet! Deet!>> [[Ray is on the phone. He is wearing a snappy black track jacket top thingy. He holds a martini. He is in complete control of the situation. He is a god among men. Er, cats. Cat-men. Whatever.]] Dilbert: Hello? Ray: Yo Dilbert! How's your coffeebert? You gettin' pizzabert for lunchbert? You ever wish you'd never chained yourself to certain dopey suffixberts? Scott Adams: I'm suing you. [[Ray still on the phone.]] Ray: You're like chow main, man! You're just not a big deal! [[Ray continues verbally abusing Dilbert.]] Dilbert: I'm suing you, and I will get all of your things. Because that's how this works. Ray: Did a reader submit that sentence for use in this phone call? Is that how this works? [[Ray, still on the phone turns to look at Beef.]] Dilbert: Oh, man. Do you know how SUED you just got? You are SO sued. Ray: Look, I gotta go be a spineless hero to sixty million water cooler wimps who have their password written on the back of their hand. Later on, horse dogg maniac. [[Beef scratches a name off of his clipboard. His tongue pokes out giving the appearance of intense concentration.]]<<Skreet Skreet>>
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Rolled credits on Hades II, I played lots in early access.
I feel that there is so much more yet to do.
I feel that there is so much more yet to do.
January 13, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Rolled credits on Hades II, I played lots in early access.
I feel that there is so much more yet to do.
I feel that there is so much more yet to do.
Always dislikes Jonathan Ross
January 8, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Always dislikes Jonathan Ross
@podonthetyne.bsky.social January #scoops I hear we are in for Peter van Vossen from Feyenoord and Phil Masinga from Bari who's firing them in as I'm hungover watching Football Italia on channel 4
January 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
@podonthetyne.bsky.social January #scoops I hear we are in for Peter van Vossen from Feyenoord and Phil Masinga from Bari who's firing them in as I'm hungover watching Football Italia on channel 4
The TBEU remains undefeated
Brian May must be surprised as I am to learn he’s passed way.
January 2, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The TBEU remains undefeated
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Disco Elysium (2019)
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Disco Elysium (2019)
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wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
It's one mattress Michael, what can it cost half a million dollars?
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my 47 ronin are dying
December 12, 2025 at 11:41 AM
It's one mattress Michael, what can it cost half a million dollars?
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I love when someone builds a joke just for me and my precious sensibilities.
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I love when someone builds a joke just for me and my precious sensibilities.
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
BBC Children’s and Education celebrates 10 years of Hey Duggee with major new Studio AKA partnership share.google/Z8AvEXzag9EQ...
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BBC Children’s and Education celebrates 10 years of Hey Duggee with major new Studio AKA partnership
The new content deal reflects the BBC’s commitment to investing in and growing its most loved children’s brands
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October 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
BBC Children’s and Education celebrates 10 years of Hey Duggee with major new Studio AKA partnership share.google/Z8AvEXzag9EQ...
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BRAND NEW Far Side from Gary Larson just dropped
October 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
BRAND NEW Far Side from Gary Larson just dropped
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October 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Oh I love when I get to use this one:
October 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Oh I love when I get to use this one: