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Meh. Whatever.
The first sound we hear is a heartbeat, and it's not our own.

No wonder we're all paranoid.
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Thought creates reality in Chaos of Mokii. A literary short story where imagination builds cities and chaos reigns supreme. mybook.to/Kaos @geoffnelder #BookCommunity #SciFiReads #IndieBooks #ShortStory #ReadersOfTwitter
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November 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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I wish people would poof-read their posts on here before they pressed the bottom.

You're only as good as your last post.
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Caturday.
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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😂😂
November 8, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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NASA is planning a launch to say sorry to the aliens.
They're calling it the Apollo G.
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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HAPPY FRIDAY lovely Blueeps! 💜

Postman Cyberdyne Systems model Pat 101
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Rod Smith would be the perfect name for somebody who makes dildos.
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I just saw some guy who has declared "Woke is oppressing us."

I expect he feels the same sort of oppression now he can't shout racist insults at black people, in the street, and isn't allowed to punch his wife in the face any more, when he deems the temperature of his tea is incorrect.
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Is Nitrous Oxide technically a laughing matter?
November 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If Joe Barton goes to Karaoke and makes another in a long line of critical, foot-shooting errors, and chooses to sing Marvin Gaye's 'I Heard It Through The Grape Vine', he will breach his bail conditions and be exiled to St John's Wort, far out in the Atlantic.
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Joe Barton has been convicted of murdering himself, again.
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I just read the Trump maladministration's solution to sacking air-traffic controllers is to cancel hundreds of flights, in order to ease the burden on air-traffic controllers.

What's the hit to the economy of cancelling hundreds of flights?

Will it be more or less than wages for those people?
November 7, 2025 at 10:43 AM
This is the most annoying landslide I've experienced in life, so far.

One minute until lift-off, on the train in Glasgow, and we were told about the derailment.

75-minutes from Carlisle, and it took six hours to get home.

21st Century issues.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Cumbria train derailment line reopens
No trains have been running north of Preston and south of Carlisle since the derailment near Shap.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.

"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.

Lairmore won't confirm.

"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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I used to say this trial was a waste of taxpayer dollars, but I think it’s totally worth it.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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School pupils are to be taught how to tackle conspiracy theories, spot 'fake news' & root out misinformation. The Daily Mail, ajudged by Wikipedia to be an unreliable new source, is furious. You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes to work out why.
November 5, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Huge thanks to everyone who has donated wood to our woodchuck enclosure. We have reached an undetermined percentage of our goal.
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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The message is clear: if you actually care about the birth rate, elect sexy m********f*********s, not hateful dried-up old bawbags. 👍
the vibe in NYC suggests a Zohran-related baby boom in nine months.
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
New York is safe.
November 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM