Lele
@lelequelindo.bsky.social
I collect horror score vinyl. Screenwriter wannabe. Also an immigration attorney, so every bit of news lately gives me anxiety (Hence the horror-watching escapism)
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Lele
@lelequelindo.bsky.social
· Nov 15
I like that starting over on a new app allows me to retell all the stories I already told at the other place. Like, gather around, children, and let me tell you about the time I took my lactose-intolerant law school classmate on an ice cream date
Left a glove at home? Practice just lefts
December 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Left a glove at home? Practice just lefts
The short stocky guys always bogarting the gym punching bag
December 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The short stocky guys always bogarting the gym punching bag
Ubers where the inside of the car smells like fart should have a discount
December 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Ubers where the inside of the car smells like fart should have a discount
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Fear of loneliness is easily cured by spending some time with an asshole.
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Fear of loneliness is easily cured by spending some time with an asshole.
Every end of winter when it gets warm again I mourn certain winter clothes. It’s this Kenneth Cole coat this year :(
March 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Every end of winter when it gets warm again I mourn certain winter clothes. It’s this Kenneth Cole coat this year :(
When someone covers up the sound of their flatulence by coughing that’s called a total eclipse of the fart
March 4, 2025 at 3:24 AM
When someone covers up the sound of their flatulence by coughing that’s called a total eclipse of the fart
*Jennifer Coolidge voice* my back hurts
March 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
*Jennifer Coolidge voice* my back hurts
I heard this woman on Love is Blind say in the pods that she has an ass tattoo, and the dude was like “Where?” and she said “Uh on my ass?” and my dumbass thought she had a tattoo of a butt on her butt and for a second there I was like “dude that’s awesome and hilarious”
February 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I heard this woman on Love is Blind say in the pods that she has an ass tattoo, and the dude was like “Where?” and she said “Uh on my ass?” and my dumbass thought she had a tattoo of a butt on her butt and for a second there I was like “dude that’s awesome and hilarious”
Hate when I’m trying to work or write and late 70s/early 80s Jane Fonda is on a TV distracting me
February 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Hate when I’m trying to work or write and late 70s/early 80s Jane Fonda is on a TV distracting me
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These egg farts have taken everything from me.
January 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
These egg farts have taken everything from me.
They’re probably the gay dudes at the gym who stare a lot. It is what it is :/
December 8, 2024 at 8:11 PM
They’re probably the gay dudes at the gym who stare a lot. It is what it is :/
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Maybe Tulsi Gabbard can let Assad stay at her house, since they are pals.
December 8, 2024 at 2:11 AM
Maybe Tulsi Gabbard can let Assad stay at her house, since they are pals.
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⚡️BREAKING: Syrian rebels announce fall of Assad regime.
"The tyrant Bashar al-Assad has fled. We declare the city of Damascus free from the tyrant Bashar al-Assad," rebel leaders claimed on Dec. 8.
"The tyrant Bashar al-Assad has fled. We declare the city of Damascus free from the tyrant Bashar al-Assad," rebel leaders claimed on Dec. 8.
BREAKING: Syrian rebels announce fall of Assad regime
"The tyrant Bashar al-Assad has fled. We declare the city of Damascus free from the tyrant Bashar al-Assad," rebel leaders claimed on Dec. 8.
kyivindependent.com
December 8, 2024 at 3:40 AM
⚡️BREAKING: Syrian rebels announce fall of Assad regime.
"The tyrant Bashar al-Assad has fled. We declare the city of Damascus free from the tyrant Bashar al-Assad," rebel leaders claimed on Dec. 8.
"The tyrant Bashar al-Assad has fled. We declare the city of Damascus free from the tyrant Bashar al-Assad," rebel leaders claimed on Dec. 8.
Pansexuals have to be the most picky dating types, cause how easy can it be to find someone with goat legs?
December 3, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Pansexuals have to be the most picky dating types, cause how easy can it be to find someone with goat legs?
Me arguing with table of people last night that it should be “monobrow,” not “unibrow”:
December 3, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Me arguing with table of people last night that it should be “monobrow,” not “unibrow”:
Are coworkers being sarcastic when they say “happy Monday!” ?
December 2, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Are coworkers being sarcastic when they say “happy Monday!” ?
This app is the best
Sneezed with a butt plug in, so now I gotta find a new lamp on Amazon.
December 1, 2024 at 6:06 PM
This app is the best
Fitness level: hurt my shoulder blade taking this pic
December 1, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Fitness level: hurt my shoulder blade taking this pic
I’m not kidding I had a dream last night that someone on a bus pulled his pants down and started bare-ass farting on me as I hunkered into the person next to me to shield myself from the farts. I felt the air from each fart hitting my back
November 30, 2024 at 6:44 AM
I’m not kidding I had a dream last night that someone on a bus pulled his pants down and started bare-ass farting on me as I hunkered into the person next to me to shield myself from the farts. I felt the air from each fart hitting my back
I’m at my writing spot sitting next to an obvious first date, and the dude just told the girl, “No, I’m not a violent guy. I mean, I’ve been in fights before though.” The fights, probably:
November 30, 2024 at 5:02 AM
I’m at my writing spot sitting next to an obvious first date, and the dude just told the girl, “No, I’m not a violent guy. I mean, I’ve been in fights before though.” The fights, probably:
I wish there was a similar term for “insult your intelligence” but it refers to when someone thinks you’ll be automatically attracted to them just because you’re ugly
November 30, 2024 at 4:06 AM
I wish there was a similar term for “insult your intelligence” but it refers to when someone thinks you’ll be automatically attracted to them just because you’re ugly
After you die they tell you how much money you spent at McDonald’s during your lifetime. Even if you don’t like it I hear it’s always an astronomical number
November 30, 2024 at 2:32 AM
After you die they tell you how much money you spent at McDonald’s during your lifetime. Even if you don’t like it I hear it’s always an astronomical number
My favorite recovery in a horror movie (Chopping Mall, 1986)
November 29, 2024 at 8:30 PM
My favorite recovery in a horror movie (Chopping Mall, 1986)
I’m thankful for my my ability to play ping pong in my Noob Saibot helmet
November 29, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I’m thankful for my my ability to play ping pong in my Noob Saibot helmet