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Lee B. Cyrano
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unbanned from X. bye
June 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
diet coke tastes like the water in a rug doctor after cleaning a smoker's carpet but i'll keep drinking that garbage
June 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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They aren't "illegals."
They aren't "animals."
They aren't "illegal aliens."
They aren't "scum."
They aren't "criminals."

They're PEOPLE.
June 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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If you won’t put a mask back on to fight disease, ableism, and fascism, the absolute least you could do is stop stigmatizing them.

You don’t need to make an “I don’t mask but others should be able to” post. In fact, you shouldn’t. Just don’t even say anything.

The way you have the last 5 years.
June 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Somebody said the male loneliness epidemic could be solved by [men] reading fiction books and I agree.

Instead of reading self help books by multimillionaires (who are shitty ppl) about how get over & exploit ppl. Read a book that makes you empathize & view life through somebody else’s eyes.
June 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Just slammed an energy drink and a glass of wine. My heart is like bitch, what do you want from me.
June 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
June 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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I'm glad you have friends in real life you can talk to and hang out with, however, I do not. All of my friends are literally on here.
i believe that if you're shitting on people that use the app constantly, that's some sort of weird superiority complex.

You're not better. You're more arrogant.
June 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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My hot take: white ppl should have to work on Juneteenth…idc if you work in a school Rebecca you go in and teach to an empty room and keep ya zoom camera on so I can pop up randomly and make sure you not just wasting time on the clock. I expect a lesson plan and all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:22 AM
@grok, make it so
June 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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[batman voice] WHERE ARE THEY
where are facts in the human brain
June 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
discover page sucks dick. i hate it here
June 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Sometimes, only bacon and sarcasm can keep me from sobbing.
June 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Having one of those days where it’s hard not to feel crushed by climate collapse anxieties
June 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
lo-fi beats to ruin my life to
June 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
where we dropping boys?
June 19, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Proceedings From The 12th Annual Conference On Critical Incel and Femcel Studies: Dedicated To Lee Cyrano On The Occasion Of His 65th Birthday
June 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
i'm off that mexican rit pack writing SQL queries unfit for human consumption
June 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
June 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"elder millennial" is such a sad turn of phrase. why not just "adult"
June 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
late for work again award
June 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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June 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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This hits too close to home. I have literally hurt myself trying to open these stupid jars. 😆 nypost.com/2025/06/11/l...
Talenti gelato fans are begging for looser lids — here’s what the brand is doing about it
Customers have been expressing their irritation online for some time now — and the company is listening.
nypost.com
June 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
scrolling bluesky while driving doesn't hit the same as scrolling twitter while driving
June 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
of course the intrusive thoughts win. you think I have loser thoughts?
June 18, 2025 at 7:05 AM