Lazer Cat
@lazer-cat.bsky.social
Your boss is stealing from you
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FRIEND: how was your Thanksgiving
MY WIFE: not good
FRIEND: what happened?
MY WIFE: *points at me* he tried to carve the turkey with a sword
ME: IT’S CALLED A KATANA
MY WIFE: not good
FRIEND: what happened?
MY WIFE: *points at me* he tried to carve the turkey with a sword
ME: IT’S CALLED A KATANA
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
FRIEND: how was your Thanksgiving
MY WIFE: not good
FRIEND: what happened?
MY WIFE: *points at me* he tried to carve the turkey with a sword
ME: IT’S CALLED A KATANA
MY WIFE: not good
FRIEND: what happened?
MY WIFE: *points at me* he tried to carve the turkey with a sword
ME: IT’S CALLED A KATANA
Look, I'm not a journalist or anything, but when you can't correctly identify the gender of the person you're writing about, you probably should let that article go.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Look, I'm not a journalist or anything, but when you can't correctly identify the gender of the person you're writing about, you probably should let that article go.
I wish there was a Spangles on campus. I could really go for a sourdough steak egg & cheese right now.
November 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I wish there was a Spangles on campus. I could really go for a sourdough steak egg & cheese right now.
My corolla died but that doesn't mean I can't buy a real car.
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My corolla died but that doesn't mean I can't buy a real car.
My car is dead. I need a new car. Am I wrong?
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
My car is dead. I need a new car. Am I wrong?
My knee is killing me, thank you.
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My knee is killing me, thank you.
It is 1000 degrees, and I am dying. Carry on.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
It is 1000 degrees, and I am dying. Carry on.
I would trade you my entire neck for two pudding cups. Sealed.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I would trade you my entire neck for two pudding cups. Sealed.
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Staying up late, working on my list of the 10 greatest canals in Panama.
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Staying up late, working on my list of the 10 greatest canals in Panama.
Insurance is a scam. We removed my totaled car from our policy and the premiums go up $40...to insure less cars. Make it make sense.
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Insurance is a scam. We removed my totaled car from our policy and the premiums go up $40...to insure less cars. Make it make sense.
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1940s postcard time
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
1940s postcard time
The Jizz Lord would like a word with you.
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The Jizz Lord would like a word with you.
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here's a roll of paper towels going for the gold in the pole vault
November 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
here's a roll of paper towels going for the gold in the pole vault
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It's not my fault your nana's bad at karate
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
It's not my fault your nana's bad at karate
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Not even hamburger could help me now
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Not even hamburger could help me now
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1940s postcard time
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
1940s postcard time
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Just became a legend at the car wash. Showed the guys working there that you can pretend the pressure washing gun is your wiener. They called their boss in and he took a video.
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Just became a legend at the car wash. Showed the guys working there that you can pretend the pressure washing gun is your wiener. They called their boss in and he took a video.
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1940s postcard time (I love this one!!)
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
1940s postcard time (I love this one!!)
There aren't a lot of cars for $5k, and hooboy, are they stinkers.
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
There aren't a lot of cars for $5k, and hooboy, are they stinkers.
My poor little car. She wasn't fancy, but was reliable and a good friend to me. RIP
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
My poor little car. She wasn't fancy, but was reliable and a good friend to me. RIP
Umphrey's McGee: "Can't You See" 02/18/17
YouTube video by Umphrey's McGee
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November 15, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Alice In Chains - Would? (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by AliceInChainsVEVO
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Papa Grows Funk - Wakarusa 6-3-11 HD tripod
YouTube video by evenstev
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
