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it's all fun and games until someone generates a Sora AI video of a cackling Simon Harris leaving hospitals with vats of stolen cerebrospinal fluid
Tánaiste Simon Harris has said AI is “no longer a concept” and is “here to stay” following a recent visit to San Francisco.
Harris said that as he travelled though San Francisco, he was “struck” by the “unavoidable reality” of how AI is “woven into daily life”.
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Harris said that as he travelled though San Francisco, he was “struck” by the “unavoidable reality” of how AI is “woven into daily life”.
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Simon Harris says AI 'here to stay' after California trip and pledges Ireland will host AI summit
Harris said the ‘AI moment has arrived’ and it’s ‘time for Ireland to lead’.
jrnl.ie
January 19, 2026 at 10:31 AM
it's all fun and games until someone generates a Sora AI video of a cackling Simon Harris leaving hospitals with vats of stolen cerebrospinal fluid
I like my women how I like my coffee, ethically sourced
I like my men how I like my coffee, forgotten in a cupboard behind a tin of beans
January 14, 2026 at 11:15 AM
I like my women how I like my coffee, ethically sourced
BREAKING: Count Dracula departs his native Translyvania to join the Universal Studio Monsters lineup
NEW: Paschal Donohoe is resigning as MInister for Finance, and as a TD, in order to take up a role with the World Bank in Washington. Announcement expected after this morning's Cabinet meeting. @virginmedianews.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 AM
BREAKING: Count Dracula departs his native Translyvania to join the Universal Studio Monsters lineup
this aggression against my publicjobs.ie lifestyle will not stand
November 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
this aggression against my publicjobs.ie lifestyle will not stand
this is a 1:1 recreation of the very first model I made in Autodesk Maya. i felt like God creating Adam
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
this is a 1:1 recreation of the very first model I made in Autodesk Maya. i felt like God creating Adam
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whenever i was playing a videogame as a kid my dad would come in and say 'are you levelling up your wizard?' but I'd be playing Need for Speed Underground or something. now i am sitting here literally levelling up my wizard realising he is dunking on me from 20 years in the past
November 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
whenever i was playing a videogame as a kid my dad would come in and say 'are you levelling up your wizard?' but I'd be playing Need for Speed Underground or something. now i am sitting here literally levelling up my wizard realising he is dunking on me from 20 years in the past
why is Eric Roberts giving Catherine Connolly in this image #SpéirGorm
October 22, 2025 at 10:37 AM
why is Eric Roberts giving Catherine Connolly in this image #SpéirGorm
this was presumably FG's ace in the hole - what they hoped would be their Gallagher cheque or their Lenihan tape - and it disintergrates in the face of reality as with everything else in this catmalogen campaign
Fine Gael tripling down with a slight pivot.
Trying to say it’s about “non-disclosure” of her former work rather than her doing it.
Trying to say it’s about “non-disclosure” of her former work rather than her doing it.
October 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
this was presumably FG's ace in the hole - what they hoped would be their Gallagher cheque or their Lenihan tape - and it disintergrates in the face of reality as with everything else in this catmalogen campaign
me flagging an urgent email but not answering it
October 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
me flagging an urgent email but not answering it
Heather Humphreys:
October 15, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Heather Humphreys:
actually if you think about it my poor driving habits, dodgy spatial awareness, and slow reaction times are good praxis because cars are bad for the environment
October 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
actually if you think about it my poor driving habits, dodgy spatial awareness, and slow reaction times are good praxis because cars are bad for the environment
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"Through their own negligence, Fianna Fáil have given us a presidential election with an asterisk — the last thing that any state needs at a time when democracy across the world is being undermined."
This week's column. Fair warning, the first few paragraphs are me saying I told you so.
This week's column. Fair warning, the first few paragraphs are me saying I told you so.
Surrealing in the Years: Fianna Fáil once again aggrieved that their actions have consequences
Jim Gavin’s catastrophic campaign was predictable, but the Taoiseach couldn’t predict it.
www.thejournal.ie
October 11, 2025 at 8:12 AM
"Through their own negligence, Fianna Fáil have given us a presidential election with an asterisk — the last thing that any state needs at a time when democracy across the world is being undermined."
This week's column. Fair warning, the first few paragraphs are me saying I told you so.
This week's column. Fair warning, the first few paragraphs are me saying I told you so.
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RTÉ The Week in Politics Irish Presidential Debate 2025
October 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
RTÉ The Week in Politics Irish Presidential Debate 2025
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Repost to trigger the freaks who think algorithms are alive
October 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Repost to trigger the freaks who think algorithms are alive
time to turn on the ol' Jim Gavin charm #TonightVMTV
September 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
time to turn on the ol' Jim Gavin charm #TonightVMTV
bro last night was a blurry, laggy and heavily-compressed twenty-second video taken on a Nokia 5140i's 0.3 megapixel camera
September 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
bro last night was a blurry, laggy and heavily-compressed twenty-second video taken on a Nokia 5140i's 0.3 megapixel camera
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pa: ill tell you boy. Playing as a girl in those computer games is how satan and antifa gets you
son: oh no pa! What do I do? Do I burn it?
pa: that thing cost money. better just look at her ass all the time
son: but pa she's some kinda bug or somethin
pa: bugs got asses, boy
son: oh no pa! What do I do? Do I burn it?
pa: that thing cost money. better just look at her ass all the time
son: but pa she's some kinda bug or somethin
pa: bugs got asses, boy
September 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
pa: ill tell you boy. Playing as a girl in those computer games is how satan and antifa gets you
son: oh no pa! What do I do? Do I burn it?
pa: that thing cost money. better just look at her ass all the time
son: but pa she's some kinda bug or somethin
pa: bugs got asses, boy
son: oh no pa! What do I do? Do I burn it?
pa: that thing cost money. better just look at her ass all the time
son: but pa she's some kinda bug or somethin
pa: bugs got asses, boy
the number of Oireachtas members who repeated verbatim 'well we didn't agree on everything' and nominating her anyway is funny. getting swayed by Maria Steen is like losing chess to a dog
Charity NGO founder Senator Aubrey McCarthy has confirmed he's signing for Maria Steen.
Eighteen now
#Aras25
Eighteen now
#Aras25
September 24, 2025 at 7:38 AM
the number of Oireachtas members who repeated verbatim 'well we didn't agree on everything' and nominating her anyway is funny. getting swayed by Maria Steen is like losing chess to a dog
missed a social cue that could've led to a deeper, more invigorating conversation with a stranger
September 22, 2025 at 8:56 AM
missed a social cue that could've led to a deeper, more invigorating conversation with a stranger
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it's 2am i am listening to ambient music and i will never die
September 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
it's 2am i am listening to ambient music and i will never die
me aged seven pointing out which lego bionicle i want to my mother
September 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
me aged seven pointing out which lego bionicle i want to my mother
Good thing the Soc Dems expended so much political capital and goodwill with their activist base to welcome Eoin Hayes back into the fold after the Palantir shares scandal. now to take a big swig of coffee and read the news
September 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Good thing the Soc Dems expended so much political capital and goodwill with their activist base to welcome Eoin Hayes back into the fold after the Palantir shares scandal. now to take a big swig of coffee and read the news
this is like if Mark Carney posted thoughts and prayers for John McGuirk getting his arm stuck in a vending machine
September 11, 2025 at 9:57 AM
this is like if Mark Carney posted thoughts and prayers for John McGuirk getting his arm stuck in a vending machine