lauren
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lauren
@laurenelz.bsky.social
· Jan 19
I am here to yap and be yapped at
Unrivaled’s DJ playing Revolution and BG singing along was a perfect example of why unrivaled is so fun and so worth watching
January 12, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Unrivaled’s DJ playing Revolution and BG singing along was a perfect example of why unrivaled is so fun and so worth watching
Tonight my dinner was a 3 course meal consisting of: a microwave quesadilla, a peanut butter sandwich (on a hot dog bun) and a bowl of cocoa pebbles. I’m carrying on the tradition of Girl Dinnr into 2026.
January 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Tonight my dinner was a 3 course meal consisting of: a microwave quesadilla, a peanut butter sandwich (on a hot dog bun) and a bowl of cocoa pebbles. I’m carrying on the tradition of Girl Dinnr into 2026.
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it seems sleeping at night is not one of my special talents
January 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
it seems sleeping at night is not one of my special talents
Maybe in 2026 they’ll finally invent a device that holds up hair the exact same way I hold it in my hand when it looks Perfect, right before I have to ruin it with a hair tie or a clip
January 6, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Maybe in 2026 they’ll finally invent a device that holds up hair the exact same way I hold it in my hand when it looks Perfect, right before I have to ruin it with a hair tie or a clip
Reaching flow state in depression when you just give up and go to sleep
January 5, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Reaching flow state in depression when you just give up and go to sleep
What do you call it when you crave attention so bad you will literally beg for it but then you get the attention you’re so desperate for and immediately hate it. Immediately shut down and go back into isolation mode? What’s the word for that
January 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
What do you call it when you crave attention so bad you will literally beg for it but then you get the attention you’re so desperate for and immediately hate it. Immediately shut down and go back into isolation mode? What’s the word for that
My thing is like how do I explain that some sports are stupid and some are cool. You can never convince me that golf is a sport. Football is genuinely just dumb. Soccer loses me a bit tbh. Hockey? Good. Basketball? Good. I’m mostly kidding & this is all just my opinion but truly football IS dumb
January 3, 2026 at 11:44 PM
My thing is like how do I explain that some sports are stupid and some are cool. You can never convince me that golf is a sport. Football is genuinely just dumb. Soccer loses me a bit tbh. Hockey? Good. Basketball? Good. I’m mostly kidding & this is all just my opinion but truly football IS dumb
The overwhelming nostalgia brought on by this portable dvd player is healing me I swear
January 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
The overwhelming nostalgia brought on by this portable dvd player is healing me I swear
This press conference could’ve been “we got the oil” and back to regular programming
January 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
This press conference could’ve been “we got the oil” and back to regular programming
I just know Zohran Mamdani and Rama Duwaji have watched Heated Rivalry. I can feel it in my bones.
January 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I just know Zohran Mamdani and Rama Duwaji have watched Heated Rivalry. I can feel it in my bones.
Okay who is so unlucky that they pass TWO kidney stones on Halloween?? That would be me. I am so unlucky.
November 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Okay who is so unlucky that they pass TWO kidney stones on Halloween?? That would be me. I am so unlucky.
“Make Argentina Great Again, that’s what I ran on, you silly little girl who somehow got crendentials to fly on Air Force One and ask me questions I don’t want to answer” is literally all I heard come out of his mouth.
October 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“Make Argentina Great Again, that’s what I ran on, you silly little girl who somehow got crendentials to fly on Air Force One and ask me questions I don’t want to answer” is literally all I heard come out of his mouth.
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"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"
October 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"
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What I want is for people who think we need to bomb civilians and lock up the homeless and bully trans children to admit that it's THEIR preference, not the preference of some mythical undecided voter.
August 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
What I want is for people who think we need to bomb civilians and lock up the homeless and bully trans children to admit that it's THEIR preference, not the preference of some mythical undecided voter.
I just think Trump appointing a register sex offender who has twice failed to register a new residence to the council that will reestablish the presidential fitness test in SCHOOLS with CHILDREN is diabolical and that alone should be enough for any of his supporters to hear the alarms going off
August 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I just think Trump appointing a register sex offender who has twice failed to register a new residence to the council that will reestablish the presidential fitness test in SCHOOLS with CHILDREN is diabolical and that alone should be enough for any of his supporters to hear the alarms going off
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You know what? Buy yourself those books you want. You deserve it.
May 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You know what? Buy yourself those books you want. You deserve it.
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*at a concert* man I hope they have some antacids here
May 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
*at a concert* man I hope they have some antacids here
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eat a book to gain its vocabulary
April 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
eat a book to gain its vocabulary
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They knew I'd be too powerful if I was able to hold a normal conversation
March 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
They knew I'd be too powerful if I was able to hold a normal conversation
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Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
March 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
I’M GOING TO SEE HOZIER BABYYYYYYYYY
February 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I’M GOING TO SEE HOZIER BABYYYYYYYYY
Me, two pages into the preface of Lovely One by Ketanji Brown Jackson, already crying
February 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Me, two pages into the preface of Lovely One by Ketanji Brown Jackson, already crying
GIRLLLLLL. Stop. HEY STOP!!! Death of the Author???? Hello??????? I am screaming in this establishment
February 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
GIRLLLLLL. Stop. HEY STOP!!! Death of the Author???? Hello??????? I am screaming in this establishment
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Imagine being afraid of pronouns.
January 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Imagine being afraid of pronouns.