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Lasty
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"Cis is a slur against straight people."
Bitch it's not. But keep going and I might try to make it one.

35M Gender Fluid at best Cis at my worst. Poly DemiPan. Resident menace.
Emotionally supportive gigolo. Eldritch support main. Monster fucker.
The world and my house are chaos. But there are some things I can control within the house, that can make me feel control over this world. If cooking is considered a hobby. Than so be it. Cooking is my hobby.
Not chemistry. Maybe baking can put those folds in my brain.
February 12, 2026 at 8:07 PM
My whimsy, is just wabi-sabi.

I'll buy the folded card pack. The slightly off cup. The open box items at Best Buy.

Shit makes me happy.
February 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM
"Why do we spiral Master Lasty?"

"Cause we're dumbasses."
January 29, 2026 at 7:29 PM
"What are some activities you enjoy?"
Me:
January 14, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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🙂
January 12, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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Peek-a-boo!! I made the paper over in Ames Iowa!!
January 11, 2026 at 8:53 PM
The only part of my state I love.
Froze my ass off at the Iowa City anti-ICE rally, but it was worth it
January 11, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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ICE recruitment is going well.
January 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
I will keep saying it. One day. EVERYONE. Will have been against this.
Several lines of law enforcement officers have closed in around the anti-ICE protest centered around a downtown Minneapolis hotel. Follow updates here. bit.ly/3YxgqDW
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Those are "he's getting railed tonight" eyes. She's so fucking smitten with him. It's so cute.
That's America to me.
January 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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Another shot of Rama Duwaji and her date.
January 2, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Damn. Bro is TIRED. Zonked.
January 2, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I'd fuck with this so hard. I just need a reason to pull the trigger one day.
Been getting an ad for what can only be described as a depression shawl on Instagram for a couple weeks. And I get it. A+ targeting on this ad.
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Why is it that dramas turned into kinks? Why am I so happy that the dawn of the nun in sex work is once again a thing?

Couldn't tell yea.
December 20, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The thing killing me about this is that he's out in the open. He was able to get there with a gun in the open. Here in the US we have less strict gun laws and our active shooters make a better attempt to cover. Who let him walk out like that??
Absolutely wild, how did the shooter not have a side arm?
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Ahmed al Ahmed, 43, has been identified as the man who disarmed one of the Sydney attackers.

Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I've grown to love Jester's stoopid wittle fwace.
December 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
How tf am I supposed to smoke under these conditions? Come on. We don't normally get this for another month or two. Frick.
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Do NOT come to this fucking state we do this to ourselves. CONSTANTLY.

Idiots.
“No, WE didn’t forget the mother in this situation. YOU did. You voted for this… it was ok until it happened to YOU.” #ForcedBirthNation
December 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Legit my favorite character too. Don't know anything about the actor, but kinda sucks.
Jeff Garcia, the voice of Sheen Estevez from ‘Jimmy Neutron’, has sadly passed away at the age of 50, TMZ reports.
December 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Seeing eye dong.

Goodnight.
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
He's home, and acclamating. But my nerves are still shot. Yesterday pushed me pretty far. Whomst the FUCK brings a dog to someone else's house. Why the fuck, when that person has a new kitten, did you think that was a brilliant plan? Scared the poor fucking thing, so bad.
December 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Cis/gender nonconforming

Look I'm just a dude. A regular dude.

Who, has the fortitude in my masculinity, to not let girlie pop shit hurt my feelings.

A dabble of color on your hands or a skirt, doesn't shrink your balls or some shit. Fucking chill.
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM