Laird Ryan States
@lairdryanstates.com
Author of Someone Else's Story, Sleeping Underwater, Souria, and Silver Bullet. Also a magician (the genuine occultist kind), and trying to navigate a messed up world with as much grace as I have.
It's not a ton, sadly.
It's not a ton, sadly.
Now too dangerous in public hands:
1) Guns--a shocking turnaround for the American Conservative movement
2)Whistles
1) Guns--a shocking turnaround for the American Conservative movement
2)Whistles
January 25, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Now too dangerous in public hands:
1) Guns--a shocking turnaround for the American Conservative movement
2)Whistles
1) Guns--a shocking turnaround for the American Conservative movement
2)Whistles
We also have 24 tarantulas, a mourning gecko, a dwarf Ackie monitor lizard, two Schneider's skinks, three snakes, and an Argentinian tegu. These are our dogs, Molly, Harry and Archie.
These three are what get me out of bed, basically.
These three are what get me out of bed, basically.
January 19, 2026 at 2:19 AM
We also have 24 tarantulas, a mourning gecko, a dwarf Ackie monitor lizard, two Schneider's skinks, three snakes, and an Argentinian tegu. These are our dogs, Molly, Harry and Archie.
These three are what get me out of bed, basically.
These three are what get me out of bed, basically.
Remember how people have been telling you that you shouldn't fight back with the National Guard because Trump will invoke the Insurrection Act. Here he is planning to do that ANYWAY, like the rest of us have said that he would do anyway.
Step up, Walz
Step up, Walz
January 15, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Remember how people have been telling you that you shouldn't fight back with the National Guard because Trump will invoke the Insurrection Act. Here he is planning to do that ANYWAY, like the rest of us have said that he would do anyway.
Step up, Walz
Step up, Walz
This is the experimental cornbread with molasses and warming spices..sort of a gingerbread/cornbread hybrid. Just waiting for it to cool
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This is the experimental cornbread with molasses and warming spices..sort of a gingerbread/cornbread hybrid. Just waiting for it to cool
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love.
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Share a 90s movie you think deserves more love.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
And another thing
September 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
And another thing
Oh. This aged well.
September 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Oh. This aged well.
I killed that blonde bitch.
May 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I killed that blonde bitch.
🎶I will hold this child in my arms
I will caress his soft head
Listen to him cry, listen to him cry
I could kill the child, I could kill the child
The beautiful child, the beautiful child
The beautiful child🎶
I will caress his soft head
Listen to him cry, listen to him cry
I could kill the child, I could kill the child
The beautiful child, the beautiful child
The beautiful child🎶
May 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
🎶I will hold this child in my arms
I will caress his soft head
Listen to him cry, listen to him cry
I could kill the child, I could kill the child
The beautiful child, the beautiful child
The beautiful child🎶
I will caress his soft head
Listen to him cry, listen to him cry
I could kill the child, I could kill the child
The beautiful child, the beautiful child
The beautiful child🎶
The slogan....for the CONSERVATIVE PARTY is "CHANGE."
I hate this planet.
I hate this planet.
April 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The slogan....for the CONSERVATIVE PARTY is "CHANGE."
I hate this planet.
I hate this planet.
It's worth a shot.
April 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
It's worth a shot.
Hey, that's my nickname!
March 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Hey, that's my nickname!
This is so giving that Nixon's last day feel.
March 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This is so giving that Nixon's last day feel.
I also support the idea of Trump's remains
March 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I also support the idea of Trump's remains
