Lacuna
@lacunae.bsky.social
Texan by birth, dumbass by choice | 35 | trans 🦊 | it
I think about the Austin Walker food bed every single time I travel so I finally just went back and clipped it so I have it ready to send people
January 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I think about the Austin Walker food bed every single time I travel so I finally just went back and clipped it so I have it ready to send people
watched the first 3 episodes of The Pitt and I think this is the first hour long tv show that I would say follows the structure of short-form video
January 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
watched the first 3 episodes of The Pitt and I think this is the first hour long tv show that I would say follows the structure of short-form video
it's okay I didn't need a job anyway I'll just never work or be able to afford doing anything for the rest of my life
January 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
it's okay I didn't need a job anyway I'll just never work or be able to afford doing anything for the rest of my life
havana syndrome is the funniest thing that federal employees believe because it's so obviously fake and made up to cover people's asses. it's literally like the pentagon buying "a special serum that is believed to make dogs eat homework"
The Department of Homeland Security spent an eight figure sum to buy what they believe is a Havana Syndrome device (lol)
January 13, 2026 at 7:21 AM
havana syndrome is the funniest thing that federal employees believe because it's so obviously fake and made up to cover people's asses. it's literally like the pentagon buying "a special serum that is believed to make dogs eat homework"
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the truth is, in this life, sometimes you think you're the problems clown but actually you're the wife
January 10, 2026 at 2:21 PM
the truth is, in this life, sometimes you think you're the problems clown but actually you're the wife
many of u tbh
January 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
many of u tbh
I'm whatever version of sapiosexual that just likes good posts
January 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I'm whatever version of sapiosexual that just likes good posts
I need grindr Right Now but for people that want to hang out with me while I walk my dog
January 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I need grindr Right Now but for people that want to hang out with me while I walk my dog
wow I almost just made an incredible mistake
January 5, 2026 at 8:43 PM
wow I almost just made an incredible mistake
intentionally timing my vyvanse euphoria to coincide with breakfast has resulted in: now, without any drugs in my system, I just getting a burst of euphoria when I have my breakfast on time (around 30-45 minutes after waking up). Using patterns like this to train myself is maybe too powerful
January 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
intentionally timing my vyvanse euphoria to coincide with breakfast has resulted in: now, without any drugs in my system, I just getting a burst of euphoria when I have my breakfast on time (around 30-45 minutes after waking up). Using patterns like this to train myself is maybe too powerful
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
my favorite sfw photos of me from this year :) despite it overall being kind of a horrible year it was also full of so much happiness for me and I love my people so much
December 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
my favorite sfw photos of me from this year :) despite it overall being kind of a horrible year it was also full of so much happiness for me and I love my people so much
I desperately need a woman to shove me against a wall and start fingering me. I am currently hornier than I have ever been in my entire life
December 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I desperately need a woman to shove me against a wall and start fingering me. I am currently hornier than I have ever been in my entire life
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WE WERE FUCKING ROBBED
December 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
WE WERE FUCKING ROBBED
this is the most high-effort gate agent I've ever seen. she just ran down and high-fived everyone in line to board
December 29, 2025 at 2:24 PM
this is the most high-effort gate agent I've ever seen. she just ran down and high-fived everyone in line to board
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Polyamorous people would rather write fanfiction than go to therapy
December 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Polyamorous people would rather write fanfiction than go to therapy
this is actually true though and people will say shit like "oh I'm fine!" and then be sad that nobody knows they're struggling because they don't realize that people generally believe what you say about yourself unless you have a reputation otherwise
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
this is actually true though and people will say shit like "oh I'm fine!" and then be sad that nobody knows they're struggling because they don't realize that people generally believe what you say about yourself unless you have a reputation otherwise
god rest ye! merry emperor
December 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
god rest ye! merry emperor
denver: a city everyone agrees exists
December 25, 2025 at 9:32 PM
denver: a city everyone agrees exists
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me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million
I keep meaning to upload this lol. my bloodborne fancam of my favorite girls <3
December 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I keep meaning to upload this lol. my bloodborne fancam of my favorite girls <3
I love when two of my friends meet and reveal they've been besties the whole time
December 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I love when two of my friends meet and reveal they've been besties the whole time
