Kyle
kyledhebert.bsky.social
Kyle
@kyledhebert.bsky.social
Book lover, video gamer, TCG player, cat owner, code writer.

Born in Louisiana lives in Minnesota.

It's pronounced "A Bear"
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give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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People think the highest Michelin rating is 3 stars, but there is a hidden 4th level where the Michelin Man comes and kills everyone at your restaurant and mixes your ashes in tire rubber. Then he exalts you by wearing you around his waist for all eternity
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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A home-grown protest song by local Minneapolis folksy Americana band Roe Family Singers. It's more common to see them play at the farmers' market and family-friendly events. A pretty good indication of how many in Minneapolis are feeling right now...
roefamilysingers.bandcamp.com/track/blacke...
Blacked-Out Ford, by Roe Family Singers
track by Roe Family Singers
roefamilysingers.bandcamp.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Tonight while I was washing up after dinner my wife reminded me not to “shock the crock pot” to which I replied “Why not? Sharif won’t like it?”

I’m not proud

Okay, maybe I am a little proud
February 3, 2026 at 1:13 AM
There are certain books I’ve read in my life that have stood apart from the others in the best possible sense. DeLillo’s “Underworld”, Atkinson’s “Life After Life”, (to name a few) and now Eleanor Catton’s “Birnam Wood”.

I started it last night and did not want to put it down. Wow!
February 2, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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For Liam.
January 30, 2026 at 7:04 AM
“This is a moment of truth,” Senator Chuck Schumer, Democrat of New York and the minority leader, said on Thursday. “Congress must act to rein in ICE and end the violence.”

But, you know, in two more weeks, not now.
January 30, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Minneapolis, the city I live and work in, was just called a “theater” by a representative of the federal government. And just to disambiguate he meant theater (warfare) not theater (muppets).
January 29, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Logging on to give my labor to one of those MN companies whose CEO signed that milquetoast letter sure is making me feel all kinds of ways this morning.
January 26, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
This is a letter written by genAI, designed to say absolutely nothing. Pure tat.
INBOX: 60+ CEOs of Minnesota-based company call for "an immediate deescalation of tensions and for state, local and federal officials to work together to find real solutions."

No mention of ICE in the letter.
January 25, 2026 at 7:21 PM
And if you somehow fail to do that while being gassed, beaten and pistol whipped the penalty is death?
Chip Roy: "As someone who carries a weapon in TX, if I'm in front of law enforcement or if I get stopped, I tell them that. I tell them that I've got a concealed carry permit. I show them my ID. I tell them where the weapon is bc that's what we're supposed to do. That's not what I think I saw here"
January 25, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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🕯️ SHINE A LIGHT FOR MINNESOTA

Tonight • 7:00 PM CT

Step outside and light a candle — on our street corners, with our neighbors, for our communities & Alex.

Together we call for #ICEOutNow.

🔁 SHARE WIDELY!
January 24, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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People already working hard to prove how perfect Alex Pretti was. To show he didn't "deserve" to be killed. But it's a trap folks. You're only feeding into a dynamic where people who are considered lesser get no protection. You don't have to be an Alex Pretti to deserve to live.
January 24, 2026 at 8:17 PM
We gotta shut this whole fucking country down. Nothing happens. No new laws. No new confirmations. Now work. No nothing until these goons are off the streets forever.
January 24, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Can’t wait to not vote for this useless individual.
Yes it’s cold in Minnesota—but we embrace it. John and I were in Hastings with Mayor Fasbender for Hockey Day Minnesota to watch my alma mater, Wayzata High School, take on Rogers. Photo taken with parents right after their son scored a goal!
January 22, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Not only am I happy to see lots of businesses I already support on this list, I’m also learning about others I should as well.
When we started this list of Minnesota businesses taking part in the Jan. 23 economic blackout we didn't realize quite what an undertaking it would be, but we are now at more than 250 and counting.

Keep 'em coming!
List of Minnesota businesses closing for Jan. 23 anti-ICE strike
First announced by faith leaders and unions on Jan. 13, Minnesota businesses have begun announcing plans to join the action.
bringmethenews.com
January 21, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Join us and @seiu721.bsky.social in LA! #ICEOUT
January 20, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Thank you, Lydia.
I went to Minneapolis last week. What I saw was horrifying and inspiring in equal measure. Gift link to my latest column: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/19/o...
Opinion | In Minneapolis, I Glimpsed a Civil War
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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Just a heads up, if a small business is not participating in the general strike, please don't hold it against them. As they say, every restaurant is two bad weeks from closing. Reward those who make that sacrifice, but don't hold it against others
January 18, 2026 at 11:50 PM
We’re visiting Chicago and went to the Yoko Ono exhibit at the MCA. One of the pieces began as a plain white room and visitors are asked to cover the space with messages using blue and white markers. There were at least two messages for Renee Good already.
January 16, 2026 at 10:54 PM
There’s a beautiful sunrise in Minneapolis right now. Take joy where you can find it.
January 15, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Unions and community orgs are calling for a Minnesota-wide shutdown in 10 days to protest the ferocious assault by federal immigration agents. They're saying on Jan 23, no work, no school, no shopping. SEIU Local 26, UNITE HERE Local 17, & others are supporting, w/ more to join. By me, Amie Stager
“We Are Facing a Tsunami of Hate”: Amid ICE Crackdown, Unions and Community Groups Call for Minnesota Shutdown in 10 Days
Following the ICE murder of Renee Good and an assault on the state by federal immigration forces, a labor-community coalition is calling for residents to refuse to work, shop or go to school on Januar...
inthesetimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Just announced, start clearing your calendar. We will be LOUD on January 23!
January 13, 2026 at 9:28 PM