Kurt Hoppmann
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Merry Christmas
All I Want For Christmas Is You (Wii Shop)
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December 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Merry Christmas
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Mojo screenshot of the day: “Psychonauts 2” (PS4)
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Mojo screenshot of the day: “Psychonauts 2” (PS4)
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This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back.
You take the veggie pizza - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the supreme pizza - you stay on Lego Island and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
You take the veggie pizza - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the supreme pizza - you stay on Lego Island and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
November 21, 2024 at 6:17 PM
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back.
You take the veggie pizza - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the supreme pizza - you stay on Lego Island and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
You take the veggie pizza - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the supreme pizza - you stay on Lego Island and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
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doing a big 'YAY!!!!' and kicking my feet in my chair watching the giant bomb panel right now 😭
May 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
doing a big 'YAY!!!!' and kicking my feet in my chair watching the giant bomb panel right now 😭
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The Oscar-winning documentary, No Other Land, is available to rent and screen at nootherland.com from now until May 9.
All of the proceeds will support the Masafer Yatta communities featured in the documentary.
All of the proceeds will support the Masafer Yatta communities featured in the documentary.
April 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The Oscar-winning documentary, No Other Land, is available to rent and screen at nootherland.com from now until May 9.
All of the proceeds will support the Masafer Yatta communities featured in the documentary.
All of the proceeds will support the Masafer Yatta communities featured in the documentary.
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No, I’m not religious, but I believe in the holy trinity.
April 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
No, I’m not religious, but I believe in the holy trinity.
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congratulations to No Other Land, which may be the first film to win a major Oscar but not theatrical distribution.
The Most Relevant Movie in Theaters Is Poised to Make Oscar History. It Would Be a Shameful First.
It swept the critics’ awards and seems like an Oscars lock, yet it still doesn’t have a distributor.
slate.com
March 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
congratulations to No Other Land, which may be the first film to win a major Oscar but not theatrical distribution.
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NO OTHER LAND wins for DOCUMENTARY FEATURE 🏆
March 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
NO OTHER LAND wins for DOCUMENTARY FEATURE 🏆
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A piece of concept art in the Art of Super Mario Odyssey book is overlaid with the text "Note: Relief is temporary." While it actually refers to the fact that the design of the relief carving is not finished, it inadvertently appears to make an existential statement instead.
February 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
A piece of concept art in the Art of Super Mario Odyssey book is overlaid with the text "Note: Relief is temporary." While it actually refers to the fact that the design of the relief carving is not finished, it inadvertently appears to make an existential statement instead.
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“Your outtie has a Costco membership.”
February 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
“Your outtie has a Costco membership.”
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Oh God, I am not used to having a team in the Important Football Games. How are you supposed to handle the nerves??
January 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Oh God, I am not used to having a team in the Important Football Games. How are you supposed to handle the nerves??
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it's gotta be weird if you aren't into football at all but follow people who do. you're just minding your own business, enjoying yourself on social media, and all of a sudden everybody says DOINK at the same time and doesn't bother to explain why
January 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
it's gotta be weird if you aren't into football at all but follow people who do. you're just minding your own business, enjoying yourself on social media, and all of a sudden everybody says DOINK at the same time and doesn't bother to explain why
I cannot believe that my football team is good
January 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I cannot believe that my football team is good
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"You think one year as a Junior Psychonaut entitles you to the riches of my Emersonian mind...?"
December 13, 2024 at 11:00 PM
"You think one year as a Junior Psychonaut entitles you to the riches of my Emersonian mind...?"
