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Florida Man
@kunze.bsky.social
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E eu achando que não podia ficar pior…

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rberruezo.bsky.social
Colar nas Abravanel com a seguinte ideia: imagina um Too Many Cooks no universo do Chaves
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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lookitup.baby
"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked-"
December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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laranjadinho.deichator.ar
essa manhã não tive tempo nem pra cagar (literalmente) e agora estou sendo tomado por uma severa insegurança anal durante o treino de peito
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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kellyknowles.art
happy valentine’s day! 💕💿💾
#art #DigitalArt
a digital redraw of gustav klimt's "the kiss" where a green wireframe man embraces a demure android woman, kissing her cheek. classic windows 98 UI styled patterns adorn their clothes. the man's drapery features a bunch of overlapping windows, all with gibberish text and inverted colors. the woman's dress is filled with lots of different desktop icons in varying sizes. there's a faint glitchy cloud texture over the background, and the hill they kneel on is covered in circuit patterns and loose plugs.
February 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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brahma.bsky.social
February 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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utilitylimb.bsky.social
the american experiment getting dismantled by a loathsome idiot billionaire rapist must hit so good for people living in countries that got dismantled by the american experiment
January 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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therobcee.bsky.social
Salt is treble, pepper is bass. No questions at this time, please.
December 23, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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pedroscomparin.bsky.social
A rua parecendo a pizza de banana com doce de leite
December 22, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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rodrigobarrero.bsky.social
“Vi lá no IG”

O meu cérebro imediatamente:
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December 22, 2024 at 12:40 PM
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lomomolo.com
já limparam seus teclados mecânicos antes do ano acabar???
December 23, 2024 at 11:52 AM
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patodeborracha.bsky.social
cresci assistindo novelas do Manoel Carlos e por isso meu sonho é ser madame. acordar com um banquete na mesa de café da manhã LOTADA de comida na cozinha, café, bolo, melão com presunto. só tomar um golinho de suco de laranja e já levantar e sair dizendo obg cleide mas tô atrasada para uma reunião
December 19, 2024 at 1:07 PM
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belzebrub.bsky.social
December 5, 2024 at 9:21 AM
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davecactus.bsky.social
*watching James Blunt mouth "not you" to me after singing You're Beautiful in concert*
December 4, 2024 at 2:00 PM
kunze.bsky.social
Ainda quero voltar pra cá, mas sem ferramenta de salvar fica foda…
November 30, 2024 at 10:15 PM
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marioinc.bsky.social
o carbono é a farinha de trigo dos elementos químicos
November 25, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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dosnostalgic.bsky.social
WinPlay3 v1.0 (Windows 3.x, 1995)
First real time MP3 player. Shareware.
November 19, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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elinhas.bsky.social
Torrent. A solução é torrent. Tem também Usenet mas é complicado e debrid é pago então a solução é torrent.
omelete.com.br Omelete @omelete.com.br · Oct 15
Prime Video Brasil passará a ter intervalos comerciais em 2025; valores dos planos serão atualizados, mas não foram divulgados; saiba mais: www.omelete.com.br/prime-video/...
Prime Video Brasil passará a ter intervalos comerciais em 2025
Prime Video Brasil passará a ter intervalos comerciais em 2025
www.omelete.com.br
November 18, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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cabelodebiblia.bsky.social
nao consigo acreditar que vamos viver 2025

science fiction ass year
November 19, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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sailor-mom.bsky.social
tradição e modernidade
November 18, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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porkchophair.bsky.social
Well it’s late, I better get some sleep. Have to be up in about 27 minutes to worry for hours about everything beyond my control.
November 17, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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kimmymonte.bsky.social
the first rule of no doubt club is don’t speak
November 16, 2024 at 10:23 PM
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sandyhorne.bsky.social
People talk about echo chambers online but, heck, in real life I don't hang out with horrible people.
November 17, 2024 at 1:05 AM
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bttlborn.bsky.social
horrores
November 17, 2024 at 2:42 PM