Krystal Anne
@krystalline.bsky.social
Feminist data geek with an over-fondness for yarn, d20s, and dresses with pockets. She/her
Computer training for work has a built-in ‘speed governor’ so that folks don’t just click through twenty slides in as many seconds and call it done. Alas, for speed readers… 😭
#FirstWorldProblems
#FirstWorldProblems
February 11, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Computer training for work has a built-in ‘speed governor’ so that folks don’t just click through twenty slides in as many seconds and call it done. Alas, for speed readers… 😭
#FirstWorldProblems
#FirstWorldProblems
So I’m body positive and don’t usually say things like this, but it’s kinda the epitome of ‘small dick energy’ to need to plaster your name all over EVERYDAMNTHING, isn’t it? 🧐
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
So I’m body positive and don’t usually say things like this, but it’s kinda the epitome of ‘small dick energy’ to need to plaster your name all over EVERYDAMNTHING, isn’t it? 🧐
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I can't say this loudly enough: THEY ARE TRYING TO NORMALIZE THE KILLING OF CIVILIANS FOR PARTICIPATING IN FIRST AMENDMENT PROTECTED PROTEST ACTIVITIES.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I can't say this loudly enough: THEY ARE TRYING TO NORMALIZE THE KILLING OF CIVILIANS FOR PARTICIPATING IN FIRST AMENDMENT PROTECTED PROTEST ACTIVITIES.
‘One of ours, all of yours’… but did anyone really expect basic human decency from the puppy-killer? Smdh
January 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
‘One of ours, all of yours’… but did anyone really expect basic human decency from the puppy-killer? Smdh
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January 10, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Fresh off the pins: I need to wash/block and add some buttons, then it’s ready to wrap and give! Baby knits are so fun. 🧶 #knitting #ShowMeYourKnits
January 10, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Fresh off the pins: I need to wash/block and add some buttons, then it’s ready to wrap and give! Baby knits are so fun. 🧶 #knitting #ShowMeYourKnits
After fighting a headache for over a month, I finally caved and went to the ER for ‘the migraine protocol’ the other day. While I’m not 100% yet, let me say, this is the best I’ve felt in so very long.
When people ask you to take care of yourself, don’t always feel like you have to tough it out.
When people ask you to take care of yourself, don’t always feel like you have to tough it out.
January 10, 2026 at 4:33 PM
After fighting a headache for over a month, I finally caved and went to the ER for ‘the migraine protocol’ the other day. While I’m not 100% yet, let me say, this is the best I’ve felt in so very long.
When people ask you to take care of yourself, don’t always feel like you have to tough it out.
When people ask you to take care of yourself, don’t always feel like you have to tough it out.
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white women and queers - and people who love them - this is a good week to look GOP voters you know in the eye and ask them if they think it should be legally permissible for men to shoot you or your loved one in the head on the basis of being a “fucking bitch”
January 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
white women and queers - and people who love them - this is a good week to look GOP voters you know in the eye and ask them if they think it should be legally permissible for men to shoot you or your loved one in the head on the basis of being a “fucking bitch”
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.
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Good podcast from good guys!
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January 9, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Good podcast from good guys!
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It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
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The American government is now murdering citizens with impunity.
January 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
The American government is now murdering citizens with impunity.
More bourbon candied pecans in the oven, which will bring this holiday season’s total production to 7lbs. And more are likely on Sunday.
I don’t make too many things kitchen-wise, but those few seem to attain cult-level status within my circle. It’s a nice feeling.
I don’t make too many things kitchen-wise, but those few seem to attain cult-level status within my circle. It’s a nice feeling.
January 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
More bourbon candied pecans in the oven, which will bring this holiday season’s total production to 7lbs. And more are likely on Sunday.
I don’t make too many things kitchen-wise, but those few seem to attain cult-level status within my circle. It’s a nice feeling.
I don’t make too many things kitchen-wise, but those few seem to attain cult-level status within my circle. It’s a nice feeling.
(Stop reading if you have a needle squick.)
As a lifelong migraine sufferer, I received my first occipital nerve blocker today. Didn’t hurt much at all, but it was so freaking WEIRD to hear the injections. You literally hear the medication make this distinct SQUIRT sound into your head! 🤯
As a lifelong migraine sufferer, I received my first occipital nerve blocker today. Didn’t hurt much at all, but it was so freaking WEIRD to hear the injections. You literally hear the medication make this distinct SQUIRT sound into your head! 🤯
December 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
(Stop reading if you have a needle squick.)
As a lifelong migraine sufferer, I received my first occipital nerve blocker today. Didn’t hurt much at all, but it was so freaking WEIRD to hear the injections. You literally hear the medication make this distinct SQUIRT sound into your head! 🤯
As a lifelong migraine sufferer, I received my first occipital nerve blocker today. Didn’t hurt much at all, but it was so freaking WEIRD to hear the injections. You literally hear the medication make this distinct SQUIRT sound into your head! 🤯
No, I don’t have enough sprinkles. Why do you ask?
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
No, I don’t have enough sprinkles. Why do you ask?
Mum will unwrap these soon, but she’s not on Bsky to see me post them now. 😉 Knit from deeeeeep stash Dream in Color Smooshy. 🧶
December 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Mum will unwrap these soon, but she’s not on Bsky to see me post them now. 😉 Knit from deeeeeep stash Dream in Color Smooshy. 🧶
If your cheesecakes always crack, you can probably blame my father for blowing the curve. His are always perfect. If they weren’t so good, you’d want to hate the guy. 😆
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If your cheesecakes always crack, you can probably blame my father for blowing the curve. His are always perfect. If they weren’t so good, you’d want to hate the guy. 😆
No, of course I can’t just wrap a gift, I have to be extra about it.
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
No, of course I can’t just wrap a gift, I have to be extra about it.
Brilliant!
Lord, please never let me be hated by someone as skilled as that Vanity Fair photographer. Let all my haters be incompetent.
December 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Brilliant!
[insert skeptical side-eye here] riiiiiight.
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
[insert skeptical side-eye here] riiiiiight.
Day four of @fridaytea.com’s tea advent has rainbow sprinkles and smells like MAGIC. 🌈🤩☕️
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Day four of @fridaytea.com’s tea advent has rainbow sprinkles and smells like MAGIC. 🌈🤩☕️
Day three’s tea advent was sipped on the run yesterday, but was very tasty… my first purple tea! ☕️
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Day three’s tea advent was sipped on the run yesterday, but was very tasty… my first purple tea! ☕️
Day two of my @fridaytea.com advent, with my fancy mug defended by our beloved general and princess.
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Day two of my @fridaytea.com advent, with my fancy mug defended by our beloved general and princess.