I need it to get really fucking clear that letting these people run the world is why the world is a fucking disaster. And the comfortable class needs to hear that most of all.
3/n

To be fair, neither of them takes very long, but technically the salsa needs more ingredients, which means a trip to Lidl tomorrow

They're over the abyss at this point. The election is just four years away and they have to focus on that rather than effective governance

I actually think countries should subsidise travel between their place of residence and their home country for citizens abroad. There should be grants

It’s not really capturing the essence of being wild if you’re being gawped at by people leaving Asda while you’re doing it

Worse still, they are literally paving the way for Reform to lean more right than ever in order to ensure that their policies are distinct from Labour's. It's almost like the entire political establishment in England is an exercise in shifting the Overton Window to benefit the rich...wait...

This is one of the few times that the analogy between a running a government and a business makes sense. Focus on making a good product and everything else will take care of itself.

'We're not saying our readership is old, they're just nostalgic for when they were young.'

*Despite all evidence to the contrary

Apart from Ethelred the Unready. I feel a bit for him, dead ten centuries, literal king of a country, but all that anyone remembers about you is that you were late that time