Kristen
@kris10.bsky.social
Definitely just an old balding man.
They gave Joan of Arc a soccer mom hair cut 😭
January 31, 2026 at 7:42 PM
They gave Joan of Arc a soccer mom hair cut 😭
I monitor a public facing email inbox for my job and you would not believe the amount of “tips” that come in that are batshit insane. Sometimes “[email protected]” is cc’d on these “tips” and I cannot imagine having to actually follow up on all of them.
during the Cold War all of those stories where you can’t believe the CIA/FBI/KGB ignored a walk in defector with secrets are due to this too. they got tons of bullshit!
Please remember that everyone you see online or meet on the bus etc. who is telling you about how Tom Hanks has tapped their phone because they've figured out the truth about how he drinks adrenochrome is also sending this to the police, the government, the local news, etc. all the time.
January 30, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I monitor a public facing email inbox for my job and you would not believe the amount of “tips” that come in that are batshit insane. Sometimes “[email protected]” is cc’d on these “tips” and I cannot imagine having to actually follow up on all of them.
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during the Cold War all of those stories where you can’t believe the CIA/FBI/KGB ignored a walk in defector with secrets are due to this too. they got tons of bullshit!
Please remember that everyone you see online or meet on the bus etc. who is telling you about how Tom Hanks has tapped their phone because they've figured out the truth about how he drinks adrenochrome is also sending this to the police, the government, the local news, etc. all the time.
January 30, 2026 at 8:10 PM
during the Cold War all of those stories where you can’t believe the CIA/FBI/KGB ignored a walk in defector with secrets are due to this too. they got tons of bullshit!
Ordering DoorDash to a five star hotel is insane. They literally have a house car at the hotel to take you anywhere.
January 30, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Ordering DoorDash to a five star hotel is insane. They literally have a house car at the hotel to take you anywhere.
I work near a lot of five star hotels and the amount of delivery drivers parks illegally outside of them at any given time leads me to believe people check into the Four Seasons to order Chipotle.
January 30, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I work near a lot of five star hotels and the amount of delivery drivers parks illegally outside of them at any given time leads me to believe people check into the Four Seasons to order Chipotle.
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They still got it theonion.com/trump-asks-n...
Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass
WASHINGTON—Pulling her aside at a Treasury Department event Wednesday, President Donald Trump reportedly asked hip-hop artist Nicki Minaj to explain eating ass. “Explain it to me, in the simplest term...
theonion.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:40 AM
They still got it theonion.com/trump-asks-n...
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yooooo this miss piggy poster in the love boat
January 30, 2026 at 2:49 AM
yooooo this miss piggy poster in the love boat
The times I have related to Donald Trump on anything are few and far between but I would 100% be dozing off during one of these.
Trump: "Last time we had a press conference it lasted for 3 hours. And some people said, 'He closed his eyes!' Look, it got pretty boring, in all fairness."
January 29, 2026 at 5:46 PM
The times I have related to Donald Trump on anything are few and far between but I would 100% be dozing off during one of these.
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Also remember this and have a laugh. I think it was Dan’s favorite thing that ever happened.
January 29, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Also remember this and have a laugh. I think it was Dan’s favorite thing that ever happened.
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DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name.
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
April 11, 2024 at 2:16 AM
DETECTIVE HARRY HOLE: Its me, norways famous detective, Harry Hole. in Norway it's a normal name.
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
POLICE CHIEF: Hole, I'm glad you're here, and that your name is normal, in our culture. this is a hell of a murder
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i wrote about two new movies and the type of police officer that only exists in our imaginations:
sundownmotel.ghost.io/the-myth-of-...
sundownmotel.ghost.io/the-myth-of-...
The myth of the Hero Cop
"The Rip," "Mercy" and cops that have never existed.
sundownmotel.ghost.io
January 28, 2026 at 3:40 PM
i wrote about two new movies and the type of police officer that only exists in our imaginations:
sundownmotel.ghost.io/the-myth-of-...
sundownmotel.ghost.io/the-myth-of-...
Tarring an feathering is brutal but also pretty impractical. You have to keep hot tar and lots of feathers ready at all times. I’m bringing this up for no particular reason whatsoever.
January 28, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Tarring an feathering is brutal but also pretty impractical. You have to keep hot tar and lots of feathers ready at all times. I’m bringing this up for no particular reason whatsoever.
I take this as seriously as Kanye’s apology. She has a new movie out and it’s going to bomb but she’s hoping it won’t Sydney Sweeney bomb.
January 27, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I take this as seriously as Kanye’s apology. She has a new movie out and it’s going to bomb but she’s hoping it won’t Sydney Sweeney bomb.
At some point the affiliates are going to complain right?
The Bari Weiss plan is for CBS News to employ fewer reporters charged with finding things out and more (right-skewing) commentators charged with telling them what to think. Same playbook Wash Post is using. www.npr.org/2026/01/27/n...
After rocky start, Bari Weiss to cut staff, add commentators at CBS News
CBS News Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss came in with a mandate to reshape coverage. She is set to announce plans for newsroom cuts and the hiring of many new commentators.
www.npr.org
January 27, 2026 at 3:33 PM
At some point the affiliates are going to complain right?
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
Being deemed too much of a loose canon by the Loose Canon Society and being banned from your own social media accounts, and to add insult to injury, being sent to El Centro. You love to see it.
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Being deemed too much of a loose canon by the Loose Canon Society and being banned from your own social media accounts, and to add insult to injury, being sent to El Centro. You love to see it.
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is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"
January 26, 2026 at 1:40 AM
is it too late to call Bryan Fuller's Hannibal "Eated Rivalry"
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I’m sick of this framing. I’d like to know what Trump voters are going to do to win me over to allow them in polite society ever again?
Seriously, folks, people did NOT vote for murder on the streets. A majority of those who voted went for Trump, and to win power, those against Trump will have to win many of them over, not reject them all as people who want fascism.
January 26, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I’m sick of this framing. I’d like to know what Trump voters are going to do to win me over to allow them in polite society ever again?
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I can't tell you how much I needed this laugh. Bravo, Costco. You've outdone yourself with the 4 can Pringles can.
January 25, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I can't tell you how much I needed this laugh. Bravo, Costco. You've outdone yourself with the 4 can Pringles can.
lol, lmao even
BREAKING: The Pittsburgh Steelers are working to hire Mike McCarthy to be their next head coach, a source tells The Athletic.
McCarthy, a Pittsburgh native, becomes the franchise’s fourth head coach since 1969.
McCarthy, a Pittsburgh native, becomes the franchise’s fourth head coach since 1969.
January 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
lol, lmao even
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You're watching BBC Scotland.
January 23, 2026 at 11:26 AM
You're watching BBC Scotland.
During the first Trump term I saw a picture of a prisoner transport bus retrofitted with infant car seats to be used for their child separation policy and I knew there was no bottom for these people.
Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026
January 23, 2026 at 7:12 AM
During the first Trump term I saw a picture of a prisoner transport bus retrofitted with infant car seats to be used for their child separation policy and I knew there was no bottom for these people.