Taco Bot 3000
@krillerpenguin.bsky.social
But if you close your eyes
Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?
Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?
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Instead of criticizing the Melania movie, maybe treat it as a great place to go if you are an amateur photographer and want to spend a couple of hours developing film where you won’t be disturbed.
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Instead of criticizing the Melania movie, maybe treat it as a great place to go if you are an amateur photographer and want to spend a couple of hours developing film where you won’t be disturbed.
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you owe me for the thing I didn't do
you owe me for not doing the thing no one does
you owe me because you're weak
you owe me because I'm strong
you owe me
you owe me
you owe me
you owe me for not doing the thing no one does
you owe me because you're weak
you owe me because I'm strong
you owe me
you owe me
you owe me
January 19, 2026 at 6:18 AM
you owe me for the thing I didn't do
you owe me for not doing the thing no one does
you owe me because you're weak
you owe me because I'm strong
you owe me
you owe me
you owe me
you owe me for not doing the thing no one does
you owe me because you're weak
you owe me because I'm strong
you owe me
you owe me
you owe me
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ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
January 19, 2026 at 5:41 AM
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
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internet archive could fly into my window and gorge on every fruit, nut and cookie that's out on the table and i'll still ask if it wants to chase that with a warm cup of cocoa
'internet archive is tracking you online' internet archive can come into my house and steal all my chairs for all i care
January 18, 2026 at 6:27 PM
internet archive could fly into my window and gorge on every fruit, nut and cookie that's out on the table and i'll still ask if it wants to chase that with a warm cup of cocoa
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Since I decided to EXCLUDE anyone from my driving club that gets CARSICK or doesn't drive manual, the club gathering space has become more AUSTERE and the membership less PLURAL (it's just me in my garage).
January 16, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Since I decided to EXCLUDE anyone from my driving club that gets CARSICK or doesn't drive manual, the club gathering space has become more AUSTERE and the membership less PLURAL (it's just me in my garage).
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oof
Sometimes it's impossible to do anything, sometimes it's impossible to NOT do anything.
Wondermark #1580; What’s Undone is Undead
Wondermark #1580; What’s Undone is Undead
January 15, 2026 at 9:47 PM
oof
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The letter from Bill and Hillary Clinton to James Comer explaining their refusal to testify in his Epstein investigation is really remarkable, not like any letter of this genre I've seen. It's signed by them, not a lawyer, and the arguments are not legal ones. Reprinted from their X account:
January 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
The letter from Bill and Hillary Clinton to James Comer explaining their refusal to testify in his Epstein investigation is really remarkable, not like any letter of this genre I've seen. It's signed by them, not a lawyer, and the arguments are not legal ones. Reprinted from their X account:
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The Strongman Fantasy (text and audio)
And Dictatorship in Real Life
snyder.substack.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
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I forgot to mention that Eric and I were roommates in college. We did a animation where he played the music and I drew the animation along with a bunch of our other college friends and it actually played on Comedy Central of all places
youtu.be/W5VND1-u6YM?...
youtu.be/W5VND1-u6YM?...
CONSPIRACY ROCK
YouTube video by Scott Rosann
youtu.be
January 9, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I forgot to mention that Eric and I were roommates in college. We did a animation where he played the music and I drew the animation along with a bunch of our other college friends and it actually played on Comedy Central of all places
youtu.be/W5VND1-u6YM?...
youtu.be/W5VND1-u6YM?...
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The mediocre RAVIOLI I had for lunch made me take UMBRAGE and had the EFFECT of making me FALSIFY tax returns all afternoon. Could you make me some good RAVIOLI for dinner? I don't want to rob banks tonight!
January 10, 2026 at 1:31 PM
The mediocre RAVIOLI I had for lunch made me take UMBRAGE and had the EFFECT of making me FALSIFY tax returns all afternoon. Could you make me some good RAVIOLI for dinner? I don't want to rob banks tonight!
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important message to all bluesky users
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
important message to all bluesky users
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Amanda Gorman wrote this poem for Renee Good and that’s it for me tonight.
January 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Amanda Gorman wrote this poem for Renee Good and that’s it for me tonight.
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Holy shit. Eight minutes of a man so far past giving a fuck that he’ll just deliver truth bomb after truth bomb — former MN Governor Jesse Ventura:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FKc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FKc...
Former #Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura comments on the Minneapolis killing
YouTube video by Onest.
www.youtube.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Holy shit. Eight minutes of a man so far past giving a fuck that he’ll just deliver truth bomb after truth bomb — former MN Governor Jesse Ventura:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FKc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FKc...
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New: we've obtained material explaining how an ICE surveillance system, called Webloc, works. Draw shape on a map, see all phones available there, follow them home. All without warrant
“This is a very dangerous tool in the hands of an out-of-control agency.” www.404media.co/inside-ices-...
“This is a very dangerous tool in the hands of an out-of-control agency.” www.404media.co/inside-ices-...
Inside ICE’s Tool to Monitor Phones in Entire Neighborhoods
404 Media has obtained material that explains how Tangles and Webloc, two surveillance systems ICE recently purchased, work. Webloc can track phones without a warrant and follow their owners home or t...
www.404media.co
January 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
New: we've obtained material explaining how an ICE surveillance system, called Webloc, works. Draw shape on a map, see all phones available there, follow them home. All without warrant
“This is a very dangerous tool in the hands of an out-of-control agency.” www.404media.co/inside-ices-...
“This is a very dangerous tool in the hands of an out-of-control agency.” www.404media.co/inside-ices-...
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There's no point ARGUING with a GADFLY, especially one that lacks common DECENCY. You'd be better off trying to BECLASP a porcupine
January 6, 2026 at 12:23 PM
There's no point ARGUING with a GADFLY, especially one that lacks common DECENCY. You'd be better off trying to BECLASP a porcupine
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Community had a lot of very satisfying "this one might be the end" false finales, but when they were finally cancelled for real the post credit "gag" just perfectly captured the absurd, meta yet heartfelt humor of the show.
youtu.be/lMW58MiSLe0?...
youtu.be/lMW58MiSLe0?...
Community: The Board Game | Community
YouTube video by Community
youtu.be
January 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Community had a lot of very satisfying "this one might be the end" false finales, but when they were finally cancelled for real the post credit "gag" just perfectly captured the absurd, meta yet heartfelt humor of the show.
youtu.be/lMW58MiSLe0?...
youtu.be/lMW58MiSLe0?...
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
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THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
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Maybe Trump thinks he can claim the $50 million reward for capturing President Nicolas Maduro of Venezuela? 🤔
fry from futurama is shown in a close up
ALT: fry from futurama is shown in a close up
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Maybe Trump thinks he can claim the $50 million reward for capturing President Nicolas Maduro of Venezuela? 🤔
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Obviously, the FIFA Peace Prize comes with a lot of credibility.
January 3, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Obviously, the FIFA Peace Prize comes with a lot of credibility.
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![Comic. [Comment section on a video. 564 comments, including posts from three different avatars: “Who else is here in 2023?” “Is anyone else watching this in 2017?” “Anyone else here in 2025?”] [caption] For some reason, confused time travelers always try to find each other using YouTube comments.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreia42izz36bkhdteb5743objgf2s3whe3kblmnxnwjvgggtu66ea54@jpeg)
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
Let's. Go.
Let's. Go.
January 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
Let's. Go.
Let's. Go.