Kevin P. Davis
@kpd2.bsky.social
I'm the kind of guy
Who writes a daily haiku
'Bout college football
Who writes a daily haiku
'Bout college football
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Bills fans might be about to spend two decades talking about the penalty calls and no calls in this overtime period.
January 18, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Bills fans might be about to spend two decades talking about the penalty calls and no calls in this overtime period.
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Reposted by Kevin P. Davis
Local guy tremendously impressed that the Smitten Kitten is doing all of this amazing mutual aid work but also now skeptical about earlier claims that they don’t have the capacity to run a gloryhole.
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Local guy tremendously impressed that the Smitten Kitten is doing all of this amazing mutual aid work but also now skeptical about earlier claims that they don’t have the capacity to run a gloryhole.
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Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.
Naaaaaaailed it
January 15, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.
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rioters are now dropping BANANA PEELS right outside the doorway of ICE Minneapolis in order to make agents SLIP AND FALL. This is DISGUSTING
rioters are now propping up large ANVILS over the doorway of ICE Minneapolis in order to make agents GET GIANT BUMPS ON THEIR HEADS. This is DISGUSTING
rioters are now propping up large ANVILS over the doorway of ICE Minneapolis in order to make agents GET GIANT BUMPS ON THEIR HEADS. This is DISGUSTING
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 PM
rioters are now dropping BANANA PEELS right outside the doorway of ICE Minneapolis in order to make agents SLIP AND FALL. This is DISGUSTING
rioters are now propping up large ANVILS over the doorway of ICE Minneapolis in order to make agents GET GIANT BUMPS ON THEIR HEADS. This is DISGUSTING
rioters are now propping up large ANVILS over the doorway of ICE Minneapolis in order to make agents GET GIANT BUMPS ON THEIR HEADS. This is DISGUSTING
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![Comic. Standard 16-Part Epoxy. [Epoxy applicator with multiple labeled chambers in different colors: resin; hardener; filler, softener; rosin; stuff that bonds permanently to skin and nothing else; stuff that will turn white and crack over a few days, for decorative appearance; placebo; minced duct tape; acetone Fragrance; powdered bar magnets; polyethylvinylesteracetate; 2-polyethylvinylesteracetate; salt and pepper to taste; blood sample from the Gorilla Glue gorillas; stuff that bonds to every known material except yours]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiamknds4yiai44hrtq3eiau3fqxjfzufclkb64uaxdnnig5klsck4@jpeg)
January 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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friendly reminder
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
January 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
friendly reminder
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone.
which they will be
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Reposted by Kevin P. Davis
jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
Slightly diminish a game
Frank Brickowski's Combat Basketball
Frank Brickowski's Combat Basketball
Slightly diminish a game
Streets of Concern
Streets of Concern
January 11, 2026 at 2:09 PM
Slightly diminish a game
Frank Brickowski's Combat Basketball
Frank Brickowski's Combat Basketball
Bittersweet pageant
A mayo onslaught signals
A bowl season's end
A mayo onslaught signals
A bowl season's end
January 4, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Bittersweet pageant
A mayo onslaught signals
A bowl season's end
A mayo onslaught signals
A bowl season's end
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my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
January 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
my plan to get this country back on track consists of one bullet point: i propose we stop pretending stupid people arent stupid just because theyre loud and theres a lot of them
I'll never tire
Of fanbases mockingly
Chanting "S-E-C"
Of fanbases mockingly
Chanting "S-E-C"
January 3, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I'll never tire
Of fanbases mockingly
Chanting "S-E-C"
Of fanbases mockingly
Chanting "S-E-C"
Only college football's
Dumb playoff structure would take
"Bye" literally
Dumb playoff structure would take
"Bye" literally
January 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Only college football's
Dumb playoff structure would take
"Bye" literally
Dumb playoff structure would take
"Bye" literally
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Is there a word in German that expresses “jealous of literally every football team on earth who has a serviceable kicker because my team’s coach has a soft spot slash kinky fetish for unending special teams failures”
January 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Is there a word in German that expresses “jealous of literally every football team on earth who has a serviceable kicker because my team’s coach has a soft spot slash kinky fetish for unending special teams failures”
God bless Cignetti
Showing these southern blowhards
What "more" really means
Showing these southern blowhards
What "more" really means
January 1, 2026 at 11:51 PM
God bless Cignetti
Showing these southern blowhards
What "more" really means
Showing these southern blowhards
What "more" really means
Running up the score
While scoring 23 points
Welcome to the B1G
While scoring 23 points
Welcome to the B1G
January 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Running up the score
While scoring 23 points
Welcome to the B1G
While scoring 23 points
Welcome to the B1G
As the new year dawns
One man's resolution spawns
Evil Ryan Day
One man's resolution spawns
Evil Ryan Day
January 1, 2026 at 2:42 PM
As the new year dawns
One man's resolution spawns
Evil Ryan Day
One man's resolution spawns
Evil Ryan Day
NIL money
Apparently cannot buy
Decent special teams
Apparently cannot buy
Decent special teams
January 1, 2026 at 3:32 AM
NIL money
Apparently cannot buy
Decent special teams
Apparently cannot buy
Decent special teams
Evidence mounting
SEC QBs flummoxed
By teams who play D
SEC QBs flummoxed
By teams who play D
December 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Evidence mounting
SEC QBs flummoxed
By teams who play D
SEC QBs flummoxed
By teams who play D
Familiar feeling
Tonight in Texas I hope
The 'Canes are "U"-seless
Tonight in Texas I hope
The 'Canes are "U"-seless
December 31, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Familiar feeling
Tonight in Texas I hope
The 'Canes are "U"-seless
Tonight in Texas I hope
The 'Canes are "U"-seless
Bowl games just mean more
If the SEC team wins
If not, no one tried
If the SEC team wins
If not, no one tried
December 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Bowl games just mean more
If the SEC team wins
If not, no one tried
If the SEC team wins
If not, no one tried
I'm feeling misled
There's no radiance in the
Independence Bowl
There's no radiance in the
Independence Bowl
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I'm feeling misled
There's no radiance in the
Independence Bowl
There's no radiance in the
Independence Bowl
The Music City
Where Bert's hat can contain his
Ten gallon ego
Where Bert's hat can contain his
Ten gallon ego
December 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
The Music City
Where Bert's hat can contain his
Ten gallon ego
Where Bert's hat can contain his
Ten gallon ego
A Pitt of despair
ECU takes advantage
Of Mazzie's star turn
ECU takes advantage
Of Mazzie's star turn
December 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A Pitt of despair
ECU takes advantage
Of Mazzie's star turn
ECU takes advantage
Of Mazzie's star turn